Because we are shallow and need to compare the length of our e-penii.

Every poster with more than 4,000 posts, in descending order:

Avenger 21,833
Emon 15,685
gbk 14,870
Wolfy 14,424
Spork 13,909
Dj Yoshi 12,993
Freelancer 11,306
Correction 10,570
DSettahr 10,320
THRAWN 10,227
MikeC 10,081
Echoman 9,933
Victor Van Dort 9,745
Thrawn[numbarz] 9,613
Flexor 9,401
JediKirby 8,961
MBeggar 8,636
Aglar 8,552
happydud 8,544
FastGamerr 7,988
Cool Matty 7,957
DrkJedi82 7,743
Darth Evad 7,614
DogSRoOL 7,561
Jon`C 7,333
Schming 7,273
Vincent Valentine 7,091
kyle90 6,836
JudgeDredd 6,782
Brian 6,532
Tracer 6,497
Shintock 6,457
****** 6,280
Cazor 6,246
genk 6,098
Mr. Stafford 5,996
Detty 5,960
fishstickz 5,918
maevie 5,789
Kieran Horn 5,766
Posse 5,762
Ruthven 5,701
JediGandalf 5,682
Roach 5,660
gothicX 5,654
MadQuack 5,611
Dormouse 5,415
Pagewizard_YKS 5,404
Mikus 5,185
ZULLY 5,045
Cloud 4,987
Zell 4,983
Sarn_Cadrill 4,975
JLee 4,956
saberopus 4,888
Sine Nomen 4,827
TheJkWhoSaysNi 4,770
Gebohq 4,746
Jedi Josh 4,730
lateralus 4,659
phoenix_9286 4,618
Darth 4,553
Slug 4,528
Pommy 4,417
Jedigreedo 4,384
Rogue Leader 4,335
Destructor 4,300
BlackPanther 4,211
BV 4,196
Glyde Bane 4,161
Daft_Vader 4,146
Hebedee 4,134
Baconfish 4,073
TheBull 4,064
Rob 4,016

These are the people that need to get a life. Especially Avenger.

>.>

Heh, Correction's still quite high yet hasn't been here for almost 2 years.

I'm close!

Someone's pissed...

Hah, I didn't even make the list last time.

yay 36th

I think I'm nearing 4000.

Edit: Yay I am

You guys are nuts.

I have spread my posts out sanely across the years..

Woohoo! My posting rate really has increased since I stopped having a life!

awesome.

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

Well, I'm glad I didn't make that list.

I'm getting up to the 4000 mark slowly but surely - and I've been here so long that it's not too sad

Getting closer...

Yikes, I've been here like 7 years and I"m only at 3000

You mean 'Getting loser...' oh snap

Yep. There I am.

i've been here getting on for 6 years and have only just gone past 2,300...still I'm slowly plugging away, approx 1 post a day.

Last time I checked my posting rate was just over 1 a day, since early 2000. I think that's quite reasonable.

i post a few times a day

I can't tell you how happy I am that I am not yet on that list. But soon my happiness will die.

Hmmmmm....

Haha, I wasn't on the list last time

You should do another list of posts-per-day .. that'd be a more accurate reflection of 'who needs a life'

(sadly enough I posted SO much in 02-03 that even after leaving for a year and coming back and barely posting, I still have a ~3.5 posts a day average)

My posts per day was above 5 for ages. Gone down a lot now though

+1

You're all just jealous! Well, except for the 4 people ahead of me.

Woo! Number 7! Last time we had this thread, Flexor was right behind me. Now look at him.

Also, I find it humorous that MikeC hasn't posted here in years but he's still way up there. Oh, and what ever happened to Mikus, anyway? He is a much-missed source of hilarity.

At this rate I think I'll make that list in another 5 or 6 years or so.

At this rate I'll make the list in a year or so.

Mikus got banned for being a dumbass. I knew it'd happen eventually.

Nobody can have more than 20,000 posts. That's just crazy. It's not normal anymore. It's abnormal. I can understand somebody has 8000 posts... But over 20,000? Give me a break!

I'm so very nearly on that list.

I don't even remember how long I've been here - probably at least five years now - and I'm barely over 2000.

If you combined all my various accounts I'd be on that list

Not that I'm bragging or anything

I'm on that fine line between having a life and not having one.

So apparently I'm #59. Huh.

I don't know if I can get a life and run the ISB at the same time... <_<

Avenger and I were tied at one point, IIRC.

Let's see, 3 years and about 400 posts.
At this rate it'll take me 30 years to make the list!

I may get there on day. If I start, y'know, posting

- holy crap, only 863 posts.

I knew I didn't post much but geez, I thought I had posted more than that..

I didn't come close to making the list, at about 1500 below the minimum, and yet I feel disappointed and satisfied at the same time.