SUCKED. Oh god, WORST.MOVIE.EVER.

My friend and I were the only two men there. Here is why the movie sucked.

1.) Stereotypical gay man charactar.
2.) Forced jokes such as "My new book is called 'Wait will he's asleep then cut it off'" and "I love you mom, but I hope you die"
3.) Some of the jokes were just plain stupid, cliche, and boring. Ex. Gay jokes, Jew jokes, vibrator jokes, jokes about AOL being slow... etc.
4.) Bad acting.
5.) The audience SUCKED. Teenage girls SUCK at the movies. In the movie someone would say something ALL the friggin girls start cracking up and YELLING at the top of there lungs, then continue to laugh and repeat that line for 30 seconds! "OH MY GOD AHAHAH CUT IT OFF!!! CUT IT OFF HAHAHA!!!!!!!"


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You watch way to many friggin' movies.

Why didn't you figure this out from the commercials?

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I think he like to torture himself.

"Hey that movie sux. I wanna see it."


Just kidding, Sajn.

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There are these things called Reviews. Generally, if you wait awhile after a movie comes out, and you read enough of these, you can get a decent idea about how good the movie is. If you had done this, you wouldn't have wasted your money.

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1.) Christopher Walken is a god.
2.) Reviews are bull **** and you know it. I loved Kung Pow, critics gave it crap ratings. This got crap ratings but to me it looked cool.
3.) Critics suck
4.) Never trust reviews, EVERYONE has a different oppinion.

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Reviews are not bull ****. It depends upon where you get reviews. Which is exactly why you grab reviews from varying sources. I tend to get mine from at least three completely different places. IMO, Kun Pow WAS crap. I didn't even bother with it becuase it looked so lame and stupid. Critics do NOT suck. If it weren't for critics, there would be more trash movies out there than there are right now. If it weren't for critics, not a damned person on this planet would try their hardest to do what they're best at. Critics do NOT suck. Yeah, everyone has a different opinion, which is exactly why I grab reviews from 3 or more completely different places. You do that, you then have several peoples opinions and can average them and then compare what they've said about the movie to see if it's worth overruling what they've said.

This works.

Oh, and of course Christopher Walken is a god. But to spend about 5 bucks of your own money and waste 2 hours of your time in a ****ty movie just to watch him is stupid.

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**** bull**** ***, ******* ****!

I never said that...I said the movie looked good, AND Chris Walken is a badass...

And yeah Critics DO SUCK!!! Everyone.Has.Their.OWN.OPINION. A critic cannot tell ME what I am going to like and not like. Critics are over critical, they anylyze the living hell out of a film. IF A FILM ENTERTAINS ME I CONSIDER IT GOOD. That's the way it should be judged. Critics.Suck. I repeat, they suck.

And there is no way in hell I could have known it was going to suck, unless I, MYSELF, ME, saw the movie. Besides, I am a movie buff. I watch just about ANY movie. Even if it sucks or is good. It is never wasted money, because every movie gives an experience. I am learning to go to a film school, I write reviews for OSC Empire. So, even if it sucked, it wasn't a waste of money or time.

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seriously, it was an obvious chick flick--- what did you expect it to do but suck if youre a guy?

They call them chick flicks for a reason.



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Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

That was FAR from a chick flick. Even though mostly girls went, that was sooooo not a chick flick ... atleast it wasn't intended to be one.

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Frankenstein never scared me. But marsupials do. Because they're fast.

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[This message has been edited by Kieran Horn (edited June 11, 2004).]

I loved Walken in "Suicide Kings."

He also carried "Envy."

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I heard that envy really sucked.




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Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

Yeah, it didn't look like a chick flick at all to me... it just looked stupid.

And I'm going to have to agree about reviews and critics being worthless. I don't ever pay any attention to them. Okay, so maybe you've found some that often have the same opinion you do, but I've NEVER found any that match my opinion, at least consistantly, so I just judge from the commercials and previews.

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I think it's sad that people get paid for having opinions.
If a movie looks poor then I just wait for it to come out on DVD and rent it. I think it's great that lots of 'crap' movies come out, as film makers should be experimenting with different things and trying new things, and 'critics' make them afraid to do that. As being discussed in another thread, the problem with a lot of films (and this one, according to the original post) is that they're all the same, following the same money-making formula.
Also, the more 'crap' movies you see, the better the 'good' ones are.

The Bob and Tom Show?

Ding ding ding! *gives mort two cookies*

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:-D

Wait...so...you're giving your opinion on a movie you've never seen?

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I saw the trailers. I saw the commercials. I sat through god knows how many lunches at school where scenes and lines were repeated over and over again. I read the reviews. I saw and heard enough about it to make up my mind.

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No, no you didn't.

OMG LIEK TEH KUNG POW SUX BAD! IT IS TEH WORST MOVAIE EVER!

- So when did you see it?

I DIDN'T BUT IT LOOKZ SO STUPID!!! AND THAT IS ENOUGH FOR MEH TO SAY THEY SUX BAD!

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You know what's really funny? You guys are arguing when you really are AGREEING with each other!

[This message has been edited by Evil_Tofu (edited June 12, 2004).]

SAJN, just how much do you know about me?

That's what I though. Shut the hell up. If it looks like crap. I don't see it. End of discussion. There is also this thing called an OPINION. I expressed an OPINION. Learn what the hell that is. I formed an opinion based upon the information available. That is what you are SUPPOSED to do when deciding what movies to see. So please, shut up and die.

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HA! I'm going to stop talking because I HAVE A HUGE WANG!
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Yeah..that's what I thought, now STFUGOATPLZKTHXBAI!

You can't have an opinion if you never saw the movie. I don't need to know diddily squat about you. If you haven't SEEN THE FULL MOVIE, you can't have an opinion on it, it's that simple. I used to say that about Harry Potter, how stupid it looked, then I saw them, and I love them.

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"Ever since I was a boy, I have always kept your laws, now I want to follow you and join you in your noble cause. Jesus turned to him and said, 'Sell all you have give to the poor.' Rich young ruler hung his head, not to follow, walked instead." - Vanishing Lesson

SAJN, you're saying reviews are useless... but this thread you made IS a review. If critics suck so much, you'd better find a lolly-pop.

JediKirby

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Live on, Adam.

No, he says critics are useless. he writes reviews, not critiques. there is a difference. A critique says what is good and bad about the movie, and if it itself is good or bad. a review is well, a review of the movie, from the perspecive of one person, thier opinion. The problem with critiques is that they attempt to tell the audience wether or not they will like the movie, when everyone had thier own opinion. A review does not attempt this. it attempt to tell a person what the reviewer's opinion of it is, and allows the reader to make decisions.

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Precisely. And don't knock him for seeing so many movies. The guy is my major driving force when it comes to movie reviews. He's a machine man. It's great!

I also agree that you can't form a firm and rational opinion unless you have actually seen / experienced what you're being opinionated about. By your logic, I could look at a black person and because one guy was having a bad day and looked pissed off when he walked past me, I could assume that all black people are angry and mean. It just doesn't make sense.

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