(backstory)

I'm home schooled, but I swim laps with a school group at the YMCA. I've been doing this for a few years. Good so far. But then a girl from the class invites me to a dance at her school. Of course I say, something along the lines of "Yes, thank you" but far more awkwardly. (I mean what was I going to say? "No I don't want to go to your stupid dance!") Anyway, so far, so good. Then I learn I have to buy her dinner. Well, money. That could have been spent on my PC. Oh well, I have a job, of sorts. I hope she likes sushi. Then I learn I have to buy her a stupid flower. A flower! Still, that can't be more than 4 or 5$, can it? So far, half-way decent.

Then people are starting to be weird. This one girl keeps asked me if she's going to be my girlfriend or if I'm going to kiss her and stuff. I hardly know her! What the heck? In the word of Kyle Kantarn, "I have a bad feeling about this." Why can't life be like computers?

whaa? that sounds wierd indeed. er, how old are you? i think you're older then me, but that girl sounds like she's being 14 and doesn;t know what she's talking about... but maybe she's just being very odd....

Kiss her. It just might be more fun than your computer.

Don't be an idiot. Go out with her, and have fun. Dinner and flowers dont have to be that expensive for her to be appreciative and for you to have a good time.

Also, ignore the other people, or laugh and shrug off their questions without really answering them. Or just say, "we're friends." Yeah, it can be obnoxious, but they are probably just jealous.

Um, question, is the girl asking you to kiss her the one who asked you out? if it was, yeah, go ahead, see what happens. but the way you said it it made it seem like these are two different girls and the 'going to be my boyfriend' girl was jsut some reandom person

prom?

pron?

[QUOTE=Noble Outlaw]Um, question, is the girl asking you to kiss her the one who asked you out? if it was, yeah, go ahead, see what happens. but the way you said it it made it seem like these are two different girls and the 'going to be my boyfriend' girl was jsut some reandom person[/QUOTE]


No. Girl B want to to know if I was going to be girl A's girl friend ect. This was more of a blog post than anything. I just hope I'm not out 50$ on this whole thing. Because you know, Oblivion > Stupid Dance any day.

1st rule of LIFE!

COMPUTERS > GURLZ

know it well.

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

1) Get a life. Computers aren't everything.

2) Welcome to high school.

dont listen to Yoshi, its evil propaganda!!

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

ah, ok, i understood that wrong. then its not ralely wierd, girl B's jsut being nosy. and this is a dance/prom, of cource you are expected to pay for stuff. if all goes well, though, it'll be worth it. jsut go with it and see what happens.

Well, you know, in a way, females can be like computers. See you've got your hard drive... which is like... her memory... where she stores everything you've ever done wrong for instant retrieval 20 years later... and then there's... windows... which is like... her personality... unpredictable, unstable, and resource-unfriendly... and...

okay yeah I have no idea where I'm going with this

girls != computers

Well at least we know that computers > girls and that

Why are you SUPPOSED to buy her these things? Did she say so? Who's telling you all of this? How old are you?

Until I know these things, I say you work it real smooth and see how the night goes, see how she acts, and see if you're interested. If you are, treat yourself to a kiss. You've really got nothing to lose, so go for it. Ladies like a gentleman, and they also like a prompt one. Be gentle but assertive, and she'll enjoy your company.

OR you can play it like I do and go with whatever you feel like going with, because you're eventually going to stoop back into your old habits and it's false advertising to act any sort of way around or with her. If you're a fat drunk that demands BLTs and sexual favors, it's best NOT to bait her with flowers and dinner. Immediatly cuff her and tell her you're ditching the dance to have sex in the parkinglot. This should narrow [or broaden?] your female choices quickly... but when you do find one, she'll be yours FOREVER.

How do you think I got my lady?

JediKirby

Axiom 1: Girls require time and money
Axiom 2: Time is money
Axiom 3: Money is the root of all evil.

Let "girls" = x, "time" = y, "money" = z, "evil" = a

From axiom 1 we can conclude that girls is the product of time and money:
x = y * z (Equation 1)

Axiom number 2 gives us:
y = z (Equation 2)

Substituting Eq. 2 in Eq. 1 gives us:
x = y * z
x = z * z
x = z ^ 2 (Equation 3)

Axiom three states that:
z = +/- sqrt(a) (Equation 4)

We square both sides of Eq. 4 to get:
z ^ 2 = a (Equation 5)

Combining Eq. 3 and Eq. 5, we get:
x = z^2 = a

Therefore from the transitive property:
x = a
Girls = evil

Q.E.D.

Sounds like a plan.

If shes nice enough go out and have fun man. If you don't like her at all (which it sounds like you don't) then you shoulda told her you don't 'like dancing or something at step 1 :p

But now that you seem to be "stuck" in going, you may as well be smooth and enjoy it.

By the way the fact that everyone is asking you questions about whether you two are getting together probably means either she likes you, or they think you like her. Which one is it?


ps. condoms are good

You swim laps with the Y-M-C-A
You swim laps with the Y-M-C-A

Tell peopel like girl B that you are freinds, and that not you won't kiss her (unless you will) and so to the dance and try to have fun....

and for the love of all that is good pray they don't do the electric slide.

No it's not that. She's a nice girl. I've just never been to a school dance before. Also, girls over-analyzing things and possibly spreading rumors where I cannot crush them could cause awkwardness. But oh well, it'll be fun anyway.

HA HA HA CRUSHING PEOPLE

Then hey go out there and enjoy yourself. Sure you haven't been to one before but your going to have to go to some sort of dance at some point in your life so whats wrong with now? Plus she blatantly likes you anyways just remember that and you'll feel a lot more confident.

stop worrying. you'll die when you're older. if you keep stressing about rumors and stuff you haven't even BEGUN to deal with life.

stress makes you die young.

LIES!

furniture pron?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHahahahahahahahahaha
I can't breathe. That is probably the funniest thing i've heard in a long time...

I doubt that. I just got 2 gigs of RAM.

BEGONE YOU EVIL HITCHES!

kiss all her lips