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Holy Crap! Freeware SG1
2006-02-23, 6:39 PM #1
http://www.the-underdogs.org/game.php?id=5309
Wow! Since when did this exist?
2006-02-23, 6:42 PM #2
OOOLIOLIOOOOOOOO.

Gr8 f(eye)nd
2006-02-23, 6:44 PM #3
Nice. Gonna have to check this out.
D E A T H
2006-02-23, 6:44 PM #4
See? I can make meaninfull posts.
2006-02-23, 6:44 PM #5
Doesn't mean you can't (and don't) make unmeaningful ones.
D E A T H
2006-02-23, 6:46 PM #6
darn, i have to register to download?

wait, i dont.

w00t!
Code:
if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}
2006-02-23, 6:47 PM #7
Downloading.

[Edit: no ruth. Just enter the letters in the picture in the first textbox and hit enter. Also make sure to not use multi-segmented downloading in your download manager]

2006-02-23, 6:47 PM #8
Originally posted by Ruthven:
darn, i have to register to download?


No you don't. Just put the code in the little dialog box and it'll download.
"Jayne, this is something the Captain has to do for himself"

"N-No it's not!"

"Oh."
2006-02-23, 8:03 PM #9
Checking it out
Pissed Off?
2006-02-23, 9:01 PM #10
I found a newer version of it. Fixes some bugs.

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=J1WUNTY2

There are a couple other mirrors but they split the file so bleh.

[Edit: That mirror SUCKS, here's a better one. MASSASSI ONLY.]

http://junk.mzzt.net/sga.zip

[Edit: Uploaded]

2006-02-24, 6:51 AM #11
played it, beat it.

it's not very big and it had alot of spelling mistakes considering that creator does not speak english as a first language, but the graphics are pretty awesome for someone just making a game for fun.

it's very short though and once you beat it there is really not much reason to keep it.
The Gas Station
2006-02-24, 6:17 PM #12
still playing it, I find it very entertaining.

Hats off to the creators/coders (i mean, congrats)
Code:
if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}
2006-02-24, 7:08 PM #13
Sweet, downloading. Thanks for the massasi link Mzzt.
You can't judge a book by it's file size
2006-02-25, 7:47 AM #14
Mine keeps crashing to the desktop. Are you guys running this in win98 compatability mode or something?
"Harriet, sweet Harriet - hard-hearted harbinger of haggis."
2006-02-25, 8:25 AM #15
No, nothing special needed.

Try running in windowed mode.

2006-02-25, 10:14 AM #16
That seemed to fix it, but *yawns* there's a lot of sit-around-and-read...
"Harriet, sweet Harriet - hard-hearted harbinger of haggis."
2006-02-25, 11:28 AM #17
That was too easy and too short. I want more, dammit! I wish I could figure out how to get Monkey Island to run on this machine.
ᵗʰᵉᵇˢᵍ๒ᵍᵐᵃᶥᶫ∙ᶜᵒᵐ
ᴸᶥᵛᵉ ᴼᵑ ᴬᵈᵃᵐ
2006-02-25, 12:41 PM #18
That's easy, Kirby.

2006-02-25, 1:34 PM #19
SCUMMVM ftw. I wonder if I should try getting Monkey Island working on my PSP.
D E A T H
2006-02-26, 1:28 PM #20
Ok, I'm too stupid to solve the puzzle with the SGC's self-destruct and the 5 minute countdown.

Somebody post it in spoiler tags for the rest, puh-lease.
"Harriet, sweet Harriet - hard-hearted harbinger of haggis."
2006-02-26, 1:31 PM #21
It's easy.

Go to the floor titled "power" and shoot the lamp above the forcefield. Go inside, shut off the power, turn it back off, then grab the cables on the wall, attach them to the power and then the door and turn it back on.
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ᴸᶥᵛᵉ ᴼᵑ ᴬᵈᵃᵐ
2006-02-26, 8:13 PM #22
I finished the game, but there were a couple of puzzles I didn't complete:

1) What was the broken birdcage on Chulak for?

2) Did anyone figure out the crystal puzzle near the end (by the door with the force field)?

3) What's up with the Jaffa statue right before the end of the game? I just left him alone and went on to the finale.
"Harriet, sweet Harriet - hard-hearted harbinger of haggis."
2006-02-27, 4:32 AM #23
right now I'm stuck at the ruins of chulak. I made the crystals in the right order, and tried putting stuff down the funnel, but no luck :(

LAMER
Code:
if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}
2006-02-27, 4:57 AM #24
Here's how:

Put water in the plastic bottle (you can get the water from where you first enter the city), and pour the water down the hole that opens from the crystal puzzle.
"Harriet, sweet Harriet - hard-hearted harbinger of haggis."
2006-02-27, 5:03 AM #25
of course! so i had the right idea, i just assumed the water bottle was full anyway.
Code:
if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

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