Tooken from netscape:

A husband and wife are getting ready for bed. The wife is standing in front of a full-length mirror taking a hard look at herself.

"You know, dear," she says, "I look in the mirror, and I see an old woman. My face is all wrinkled, my boobs are barely above my waist, and my butt is hanging out a mile. I've got fat legs, and my arms are all flabby." She turns to her husband and says, "Tell me something positive to make me feel better about myself."

He studies hard for a moment thinking about it and then says in a soft, thoughtful voice, "Well, there's nothing wrong with your eyesight."

Services for the husband will be held Saturday morning at 10:30 at St. Anselm's Memorial Chapel.

Joke of the day? What? You are back? :p

hhahaah yeh heard that one before.

I'll think of one tomorrow morning.

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

Not a bad one.

hehehe

sorry I take back that that part of the joke was funny too.

I was getting who Anselm was in history confused with someone else.
If I remember correctly he and some other herritic of whom I cannot remember his name had a huge debate and he won there by making the other guy a herritic. I was confused and thought that Anselm was the herritic and thats what made it seem so funny to me. But I realise I was just confused historicly, now I need to go refresh my history.

[edit]sorry I was confusing Anselm with someone else in history n\m it wasn't that funny[/edit]

SAJN has identified the best part of the joke.

Fool of a Took!

Why is that part the best? Am I really stuck on everything tonight?

I personally thought the last line was overkill. The joke would've worked with his quote as the last line...

Merry Brandybeer and Peregin Tooken.

I'm sorry, but boo.