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Faith in the human race: - .0644 points
2006-02-24, 2:14 PM #1
My friend Brian just called me from work and told me this little story...

Quote:
*Brian finishes his work*
Brian: I'm done! D-U-N, Done!
Moron: D-U-N-E[/b], dumba**!
Brian: ...
*Brian walks away*


*Shakes head* Post your idiot stories...
Think while it's still legal.
2006-02-24, 2:29 PM #2
Haha! That is hilarious! I can't think of any idiot stories right now but I will eventually I'm sure.
2006-02-24, 2:30 PM #3
Originally posted by Uberslug:
Haha! That is hilarious! I can't think of any idiot stories right now but I will eventually I'm sure.


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*zing*
"His Will Was Set, And Only Death Would Break It"

"None knows what the new day shall bring him"
2006-02-24, 3:09 PM #4
Perhaps the moron was just a big fan of good scifi books...
Frozen in the past by ICARUS
2006-02-24, 3:14 PM #5
someone once stuffed a twinkie down their throat and posted it on the interne....


i mean i played world or warcraft and actually spoke to people
2006-02-24, 3:18 PM #6
Quote:
someone once stuffed a twinkie down their throat and posted it on the interne....


>.> That person never actually ate the twinkie....he bought it just for that picture...which I guess makes him more of a loser....SHUT UP! Dave posted a thread about Twinkies and it got me thinking. Lemme lone :( *emo*
Think while it's still legal.
2006-02-24, 3:18 PM #7
:p
2006-02-24, 4:31 PM #8
[URL=rinkworks.com/stupid]People & Computers[/URL]
No sig.
2006-02-24, 4:35 PM #9
Duke, those are awesome.

Quote:
I was once using the generic telnet program on the library computers to check my mail on UTM (the local university) with Pine. The computer-inept librarian walked up behind me.

* Her: (shrieking) "WHAT ARE YOU DOING???"
* Me: "I'm checking my email--"
* Her: "It looks like you're breaking into the computer!!"
* Me: "No really -- I'm checking my mail."
* Her: "But that's not HOTMAIL!!"
* Me: "I don't use hotmail. I use--"
* Her: "But EVERYONE uses HOTMAIL!!"
* Me: "No, my account goes through UTM. My email account ends with--"
* Her: "But that's not what MYYY UTM looks like!!" (apparently referring to the UTM web page)
* Me: "Yes, I'm telnetting. It's another way of accessing--"
* Her: "I think you better shut that off. You're breaking into the computer."
* Me: "But I--"
* Her: "Turn it off. I don't believe that 'checking mail' story."
Think while it's still legal.
2006-02-24, 5:36 PM #10
I'm going to curl up in a corner and cry because of the stupidity of that story. :(
2006-02-24, 5:39 PM #11
Yeah, that wasn't funny. That's just...

I don't know...sad.
2006-02-24, 7:17 PM #12
if she was a man i'd punch her
gbk is 50 probably

MB IS FAT
2006-02-24, 7:37 PM #13
The other day we went to the crappy lab to search for information
Quote:
*hits button to turn on computers on next table over*
*girl sits down, hits monitor power button repeatedly*
Me: You have to wait for it to turn on
Her: IT ISN'T WORKING, OF COURSE IT ISN'T ON, THE LIGHT ISN'T GREEN IS IT? BLAH BLAH RANT BLAH
Me: O_O
*she leaves for the better lab after talking to the teacher for a moment*
*teacher pokes keyboard*
*moniter turns on*

I wish people would learn that Moniter power button != Computer power button
Holy soap opera Batman. - FGR
DARWIN WILL PREVENT THE DOWNFALL OF OUR RACE. - Rob
Free Jin!
2006-02-24, 11:06 PM #14
Maybe not stupid, but it's funny as hell:

Quote:
<@maddox> ****!
<@maddox> my mom just found my website
<+DMTec> isn't she proud?
<+khoveraki> ha
<@naken> you've been on tv 2 times, in the newspapers several times, been banned from a country, has 40 million pageviews
<@naken> and you didn't tell your mother?
<@maddox> "what is this? Did you draw this? It looks like a penis." "No mom, I didn't draw a penis"
<+DMTec> ROFL
<+DMTec> "no mom, i didn't draw a penis" thats good
<@maddox> now she's crying
<RichK> haha, your mom doesn't know about your website?
<@maddox> (on the phone)
<+DMTec> maddox: did she see the "suprise - I have a penis"-greeting card?
<@maddox> dmtec: oh ****, I forgot about that.. yeah I guess I did draw a penis.
<RichK> bahahahaha
<@maddox> hahahahahaha she just said "I wish I would have died and not raised you"
<+khoveraki> rofl
<@maddox> she hung up
<RichK> You are dispwned maddox
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2006-02-24, 11:41 PM #15
A day after I got my tattoo on my back, I was walking with some freinds up to a bowling alley.
Now, when you get a tattoo you have to put this cream stuff on it afterwards to keep it from exploding or something.. So as a result of the cream I have a wet patch on my back.

Friend "What's with the wet patch on your back?"
Me "It's some sort of cream you put on tattoos"
Friend "You got a tattoo!?"
Me "Yeah, got one yesterday"
Friend "Where'd you get it?"
Me "That tatoo parlor just off the main intersection"
Friend "No, where on your body"
Me "Right where this wet patch on my back is..."
You can't judge a book by it's file size
2006-02-25, 2:32 PM #16
http://www.actsofgord.com/

Love the Gord. Fear the Gord.

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