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jewish insults
2003-12-22, 9:36 AM #1
what does schmuck mean?

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2003-12-22, 9:39 AM #2
Jewish rival to Schnuck's grocery stores.

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2003-12-22, 10:00 AM #3
Erm... Willie, Johnson, One-Eyed Monster... refer to the last few minutes of an Austin Powers movie for a list of other synonyms.
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2003-12-22, 11:27 AM #4
That's schlong.

Schmuck is much different, I think it's on the same line as schmeil. Ya dunno what it means, but it's not all that bad and you can call people it without much fuss. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]

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2003-12-22, 11:30 AM #5
[edit: just check dictionary.com: Yiddish shmok, penis, fool, probably from Polish smok, serpent, tail.]

[This message has been edited by BobTheMasher (edited December 22, 2003).]
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2003-12-22, 11:46 AM #6
A schmuck is a... member.

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2003-12-22, 11:59 AM #7
I think we get the point

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2003-12-22, 1:42 PM #8
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by fishstickz:
I think we get the point
</font>


No, wait, there might be a few of us that still havent got it... [http://forums.massassi.net/html/wink.gif]

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2003-12-22, 2:05 PM #9
Ah well then, guess next time I'll search the meaning. Thought it just meant like idiot or something.

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2003-12-22, 2:06 PM #10
rock on Tenacious D

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2003-12-22, 2:26 PM #11
Ye olde Urban Dictionary:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=schmuck&f=1

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