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People need to stay out of my webspace

2006-02-26, 3:37 PM #1

JediKirby

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2006-02-26, 3:39 PM #2

landfish

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do a barrel roll?

free(jin);
tofu sucks

2006-02-26, 3:41 PM #3

JediKirby

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is clickable

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2006-02-26, 3:43 PM #4

Avenger

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Brian Peppers doing something to an old guy?

Pissed Off?

2006-02-26, 3:44 PM #5

JediKirby

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GOLD!

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2006-02-26, 3:52 PM #6

Jep

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I'd say put something disgusting, like, really digusting. That'll teach people.

I mean, there are plenty of spread *** holes pictures, or people taking a crap on someone else on the internet, you should have an easy time discouraging bandwidth thieves.

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2006-02-26, 3:56 PM #7

JediKirby

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Now they've posted 2 pictures from my webspace! I can do both!

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2006-02-26, 3:58 PM #8

JediKirby

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How do you make a "No hotlinking!!!!" picture for your website? I'm sure you've got to install something on the server...

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2006-02-26, 4:03 PM #9

SAJN

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Quote:

Replace image with those old guys doing that one thing with lemons.

Fixed.

Think while it's still legal.

2006-02-26, 4:05 PM #10

Emon

Imon, umon...everymon!

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Hah. If you think lemonparty is bad...you haven't seen the half of it.

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2006-02-26, 4:13 PM #11

Rob

Bah, HUMBUG!

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Dude, replace that with ******.

DO IT.

2006-02-26, 4:15 PM #12

DEFINOTELY NOT SPE

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replace it with that picture of the three old men having an orgy

2006-02-26, 4:17 PM #13

Jep

Jep Bartholomew Francisqué de Minguo El Inigo Montoya Padré the Third

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Originally posted by Rob:

Dude, replace that with ******.

DO IT.

What's a ******?

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Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless

2006-02-26, 4:23 PM #14

Thrawn[numbarz]

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2006-02-26, 4:25 PM #15

SAJN

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OMFG

Attachment: 10706/lemonparty.jpg (67,540 bytes)

Think while it's still legal.

2006-02-26, 4:28 PM #16

JediKirby

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SAJN, didn't you read ANYTHING about the attachments?

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2006-02-26, 4:38 PM #17

Jep

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Didn't JG's announcement say "Only lamers use attachements, now?".

:p

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Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless

2006-02-26, 5:14 PM #18

Rob

Bah, HUMBUG!

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Yeah, and Brian layed down the hammer of STFU, and claimed it was his doing.

Lamers.

2006-02-26, 5:15 PM #19

Shintock

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Kirby, if your web server runs on cPanel, there's a module called Hotlink Protection that you can use, and that will allow you to do redirects as well.

2006-02-26, 5:15 PM #20

JediKirby

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Ah! Thanks. I'm going to make a few funny hotlink images and put them on a PHP randomizer.

"Every time you hotlink an image from Zentatsu.com, Brian Peppers rapes a 4th grader."
"Hotlinking from Zentatsu.com makes baby Jesus lose his virginity."
"Even Chuck Norris doesn't hotlink Zentatsu.com"

Anyone have any better ideas?

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2006-02-26, 5:22 PM #21

Avenger

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No, no, no. "Chuck Norris knows you're hotlinking. "

Pissed Off?

2006-02-26, 5:45 PM #22

DEFINOTELY NOT SPE

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just use pictures of hardcore animal porn

so people might get banned

2006-02-26, 5:52 PM #23

Alan

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Include some genuinely insulting ones like a pic that just says 'You're stupid and I'm going to [verb] your mom.'

error; function{getsig} returns 'null'

2006-02-26, 6:28 PM #24

Pommy

Lommy Dommy

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I'm confused. Are you talking about the one lower down on the page? Cuz the one there is a ytmnd

how the heck did he find that anyways

一个大西瓜

2006-02-26, 6:35 PM #25

Rob

Bah, HUMBUG!

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HAHAHA.

YOU GOT YTMND'D!

2006-02-26, 6:36 PM #26

genk

doot!

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the picture in the ytmnd was the one he HAD hotlinked, and then it got ytmnd'd

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2006-02-26, 7:50 PM #27

SAJN

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lolrapeisfunnylol

...loser

Think while it's still legal.

2006-02-26, 8:14 PM #28

JediKirby

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Nevermind, I got it now.

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2006-02-27, 2:32 PM #29

JediKirby

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So I decided to do a little pity partying. Granted, I could have said "I'm a 3 foot tall kid in a wheelchair and I feel exploited and I'm taking your *** to court." but I'm better than that.... right?

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2006-02-27, 3:22 PM #30

Rob

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You're short, ugly, and have bad acne.

HAHA.

2006-02-27, 3:23 PM #31

JediKirby

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And you're skinnier than my girlfriend, whom I call TWIG for God's sake. Gig's up, skinneh. Oh, and you're a hippy. SELF HATE FTW!

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2006-02-27, 3:25 PM #32

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who cares?

Not u hopefully.

[edit: show em a pic of Twig. That'll shut em up, and... well you know what I think of her

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Code:

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

2006-02-27, 3:25 PM #33

Rob

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I bet I have bigger boobs than she does, AND I'M FLAT CHESTED.

2006-02-27, 3:26 PM #34

JediKirby

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Probably. I'm cool with that.

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2006-02-27, 3:33 PM #35

Rob

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No you're not.

LIAR.

Everybody loves a big titty woman.

2006-02-27, 3:41 PM #36

JediKirby

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Except me, considering I'm about the size of a bigger rack. **** need to fit a ratio for me. I mean, MY idea of nice **** are tiny to you because I'm 3 feet tall.

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2006-02-27, 3:43 PM #37

Rob

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You know you like girls with titties so big you can ride between them like some sort of tit-having kangaroo.

2006-02-27, 3:45 PM #38

landfish

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lawl

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2006-02-27, 3:52 PM #39

JediKirby

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Originally posted by Rob:

You know you like girls with titties so big you can ride between them like some sort of tit-having kangaroo.

>.>
<.<

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2006-02-27, 5:01 PM #40

Sarn_Cadrill

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No you're not.

LIAR.

Everybody loves a big titty woman.

I don't either... And I'm a healthy 6'3"

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