For me, a tie between the ice water and the clean bed. I picked the water though because I'm thirsty right now and it would really hit the spot

That was really hard, it was a tie between the bed and peeing, with hot and sweaty close in 3rd. I finally went for the bed, because man, an insomniac's best friend is an already comfy bed.

Would it be wrong to combine 2 and 3? Eating in bed is fun.

You totally forgot pooping.

Freakkkks!!! All of yeee!

Here's a good example of the peeing one:

You're on an army cadet exercise, you've been sleeping rough all night and have dodgy vacuum packed rations and low-grade hot chocolate and orange drink swilling around in your insides. There is nothing like asking your buddy to cover you whilst you unceremoniously unzip and leak against a tree - it makes up for the lack of being able to have a shower and sleep decently, plus, for some reason, it just feels... manly...

It's because you're marking your territory. Even if it's not yours.

You didn't throw in puking. It may be undesirable, but you gotta admit: You feel really good once you've finished puking.

Uberslug is right. Eating in bed with my computer on one side and a good book on the other, for the whole day... it's only spoiled when I get up to go get more food. Or pee.

Thank you. I knew there was a good reason for it. I shall endeavour to run around our patrol harbour this year so the enemy is under no doubt as to where our line ends and theirs begins.