Or gets launched into space, loops around pluto and being fired back at the sun, picking up massive amounts of debris and speed as it travels through the asteroid belt, loops around the sun at incredible speed, also melting and hardening the now-massive ball of rock, and fires straight at the moon, slamming into it, cracking it in half and causing half of it to fall into a decaying orbit for earth, while the other half heads for Mars, and the first half falls into the earth, throwing it out of orbit and destroying life as we know it, as the earth then moves rapidly on a collision course for Mars, but the other half of the moon collides with Mars at just the right time, causing Mars to break up, and move with the earth in a massive ball, which loops around Saturn, picking up speed, then loops around the sun again, forming the entire mass into a huge ball of rock, which then whips back toward Jupiter, adding Mercury and Venus to the collective while on its destructive path, and then finally colliding with Jupiter, causing the gases to compress and erupt in a massive explosion which results in the birth of a new star, swallowing Saturn and Uranus with it, while melting down Neptune to nigh-nothing, and absorbing what's left, which leaves pluto on a smooth orbit around the new sun, while the new larger sun begins to enact its gravity on the old sun, causing them to quickly come together, forming a massive explosion yet again, not unlike a supernova, and finally resting with the sun quickly exhausting all of its fuel and becoming a black drawf, which is later analyzed by aliens to discover its origins, which leads them to believe that a golfball, found at the very center of the dwarf, is the key to creating new stars and planets, and begins an expensive campaign to develop the technology, which ends up failing miserably and taking out the alien race with it, leaving no living creatures left in the universe.
All for a stupid golfball.
.hack//SIGN - The World - Just Believe
(Yes, This is Cool Matty)
