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God Wars
2006-02-28, 9:00 AM #1
Who would win?
2006-02-28, 9:01 AM #2
Atheism.

Edit: Gah, there was no poll when I replied, you commie.
"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009
2006-02-28, 9:02 AM #3
I voted Jesus, BECAUSE HE'S METAL.
2006-02-28, 9:02 AM #4
Originally posted by Freelancer:
Atheism.

Indeed.
2006-02-28, 9:02 AM #5
Jebus.
nope.
2006-02-28, 9:02 AM #6
Allah!

Jihadjihadjihadjihadjihadyay!
Star Wars: TODOA | DXN - Deus Ex: Nihilum
2006-02-28, 9:02 AM #7
Jesus is a complete hippy.
2006-02-28, 9:06 AM #8
You forgot Jep in your list. You lose.
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2006-02-28, 9:07 AM #9
We were going to include you on the "DUMB PEOPLE LOL" list.
2006-02-28, 9:07 AM #10
[http://images.art.com/images/-/Jesus-Rocks--C10298700.jpeg]
2006-02-28, 9:55 AM #11
YES. YES HE DOES.

Really, he does.
2006-02-28, 9:57 AM #12
Originally posted by Rob:
We were going to include you on the "DUMB PEOPLE LOL" list.


:(

I'm not dumb... I'm just not very smart.
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2006-02-28, 10:00 AM #13
Originally posted by Jepman:
:(

I'm not dumb... I'm just not very smart.



Moron N. See also Jepman
2006-02-28, 10:18 AM #14
One more vote for god and it's...

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6
6

:o!
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2006-02-28, 10:23 AM #15
You have duplicate options in your poll.
the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken
2006-02-28, 10:25 AM #16
Originally posted by Rob:
Moron N. See also Jepman


lol. :rolleyes:
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2006-02-28, 10:28 AM #17
NERDISSIMUS!
Star Wars: TODOA | DXN - Deus Ex: Nihilum
2006-02-28, 11:26 AM #18
Yarrr, ye forgot the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
2006-02-28, 11:31 AM #19
Everybody knows Jesus has super powers.

"Jesus Christ threw up the horns?"

"Yeah.. Jesus is f***ing metal, man."
"Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so."
2006-02-28, 11:38 AM #20
Jesus makes wine. Wine gets me battered. Jesus wins.

ALCOMAHOL FTW
2006-02-28, 11:45 AM #21
Alco your hole?
Jessgirl.

<3 Jep
2006-02-28, 11:48 AM #22
Gladly.
nope.
2006-02-28, 1:11 PM #23
i fight dirty
eat right, exercise, die anyway
2006-02-28, 1:18 PM #24
Jesus and Satan are still winning.

Because as I mentioned in the other thread, they're on the same team.
2006-02-28, 1:19 PM #25
Originally posted by Wolfy:
You have duplicate options in your poll.


jesus != god
"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009
2006-02-28, 1:23 PM #26
yeah but god could still kick jesus' ***

i mean jesus whined and moped about love, then got crucified.

god melted cities and smited people.
2006-02-28, 1:39 PM #27
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2006-02-28, 1:42 PM #28
Originally posted by Freelancer:
jesus != god


...
2006-02-28, 1:42 PM #29
Better shirt
2006-02-28, 1:47 PM #30
Originally posted by Anovis:
...


In the Bible it says Jesus is the son of God. I rest my case.

I mean, damn, if I could be my own father (and thus my own son), I would be in a heartbeat, 'cause my dad sucks. ;)
"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009
2006-02-28, 1:51 PM #31
What a dumb poll.

First of all, God and Jesus are the SAME THING. Jesus is part of the trinity (Father, Son, and Holy Spirit).

Satan is a DEMON, not a God. He may be called "god of this world" but he is NOT a god.
The cake is a lie... THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!!
2006-02-28, 1:54 PM #32
WTF. I think we have a new candidate for the Who makes the worst polls? thread.
2006-02-28, 2:03 PM #33
bah who cares, GOD WARS!!!

if i cared enough about religion i wouldnt be posting polls about a brawl between the bibles three biggest players
2006-02-28, 2:04 PM #34
Originally posted by SavageX378:
What a dumb poll.

First of all, God and Jesus are the SAME THING. Jesus is part of the trinity (Father, Son, and Holy Spirit).

Satan is a DEMON, not a God. He may be called "god of this world" but he is NOT a god.


.

(I rest my case)
2006-02-28, 2:05 PM #35
Originally posted by SavageX378:

First of all, God and Jesus are the SAME THING.


Umm, he put it on there for religions that don't believe in the trinity :rolleyes:

Wow....
"DON'T TASE ME BRO!" lol
2006-02-28, 2:06 PM #36
Originally posted by Space_Bandit:
Umm, he put it on there for religions that don't believe in the trinity :rolleyes:

Wow....


Christians? Not believing in the Trinity? This is news to me.

Can I have examples?
2006-02-28, 2:09 PM #37
HEY WHY NOT MAKE YOUR OWN THREAD ABOUT PEDANTIC BIBLE STUFF.

this is all about the fighting.
2006-02-28, 2:11 PM #38
Originally posted by Anovis:
Christians? Not believing in the Trinity? This is news to me.

Can I have examples?


I don't have any in my mind, but there are some who don't believe in the hellenistic trinity. Meaning, they believe in three gods as one godhead, but they aren't the same in substance and being.

I would say Mormons but nobody things they are Christian even though Jesus is their hero. :(
Epstein didn't kill himself.
2006-02-28, 2:13 PM #39
WAHHH!! GOD WAHHHH!!
2006-02-28, 2:15 PM #40
Originally posted by Anovis:
Christians? Not believing in the Trinity? This is news to me.

Can I have examples?


*waits for Milady to post*

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