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Post your ninja skillz!
2006-02-28, 5:12 PM #1
Inspired by homicide's challenge.

You can do anything to post them, pics, movies, whatever.

Why don't I go first?

http://media.putfile.com/Bandit_Chucks
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"DON'T TASE ME BRO!" lol
2006-02-28, 5:35 PM #2
Well hell, I'll go second.

[http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v622/DivineIQ/ninja1.jpg]

My ninja skills make the world around me so slow so any camera i hold blurs due to my speed, even when standing still.

[http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v622/DivineIQ/ohsnap.jpg]

See? Look how fast I got up in your face. Oh snap.

That first picture makes me look fat. :(
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2006-02-28, 5:39 PM #3
A friend who did karate showed me a few things with the nunchucks. Definitely my favourite move was one purely for show but it looked like you bounced the 'chucks straight off your crotch but in reality it swings round and hits your thigh. Staring at your opponent and not even flinching while doing that would probably put most people off :p

I am the ninja king of upside-down-ness!
A rare photo snapped by a samurai briefly before his death.
[http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v282/Recusant/f70ae2a3.jpg]

and just showing off in a cool ninja-ry way jammed upside down into a corridor
[http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v282/Recusant/invertedcorridor.jpg]
2006-02-28, 5:47 PM #4
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2006-02-28, 5:47 PM #5
I WIN.
[http://www.myjep.com/avatar/ninjatit.gif]
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2006-02-28, 8:10 PM #6
My manly barbarian chest killed this thread... didn't it?
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2006-02-28, 8:13 PM #7
If I had that much hair on my chest, I'd braid it.
"DON'T TASE ME BRO!" lol
2006-02-28, 8:14 PM #8
Reminds me of PoC.

"He lashed 'imself a coupla sea turtles and made a raft."

"What did he use for ropes?"

"Human hair. From my back."
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2006-03-01, 11:43 AM #9
Meh. Doesn't look that impressive, but you practically have to pull a Sam Fisher to get up this particular tree.

[http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v139/Zell65/tree.jpg]

(I am such a camho now. :()
DO NOT WANT.
2006-03-01, 11:45 AM #10
Originally posted by Zell:
Meh. Doesn't look that impressive, but you practically have to pull a Sam Fisher to get up this particular tree.



(I am such a camho now. :()



Show us the whole tree.
2006-03-01, 11:51 AM #11
[http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v139/Zell65/tree2.jpg]

If I could get to school with my camera, I'll show you true ninja skillz of me and my friends, where there's a tree on campus with no branches on the bottom 9-10 feet, so you have to leap off the trunk and grab a branch. One of my friends can do a flip off the tree too. Cool stuff.
DO NOT WANT.

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