Really, after half a dozen (6) pints of beer, then half a (75ml) bottle of vodka, wine needs a screw top.
I'm not talking about the majority of reds and whites.
I mean the bubbys.
Like cava and champagne and all that bubbly sparkling whites.
YOU KNOW WHO I MEAN
the bastards with the corks
that pop
and expand
in a non phallic way
THEY RUIN BOOZE
BECAUSE YOU CANT SEAL THE BOOOZE
I HAVE WANTED TO GO TO SLEEP FOR AN HOUR BUT IF I DONT DRINK THIS THEN IT WILL BE A HORRID WASTE
I'm not talking about the majority of reds and whites.
I mean the bubbys.
Like cava and champagne and all that bubbly sparkling whites.
YOU KNOW WHO I MEAN
the bastards with the corks
that pop
and expand
in a non phallic way
THEY RUIN BOOZE
BECAUSE YOU CANT SEAL THE BOOOZE
I HAVE WANTED TO GO TO SLEEP FOR AN HOUR BUT IF I DONT DRINK THIS THEN IT WILL BE A HORRID WASTE