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Stealth sharks to patrol the high seas

2006-03-02, 9:05 AM #1

kyle90

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http://www.newscientist.com/channel/mech-tech/mg18925416.300.html

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2006-03-02, 9:11 AM #2

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2006-03-02, 9:54 AM #3

Uberslug

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I say it's sick. What did the sharks do to deserve being controled like that? And imagine what would happen if they did this and started spying on people with sharks-- they would start killing any sharks they see. I don't think that this is a good idea.

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2006-03-02, 10:02 AM #4

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Gimmie my Frickin sharks with FRICKIN LASER BEAMS!

2006-03-02, 10:07 AM #5

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I wonder what PETA has to say about this.

2006-03-02, 10:08 AM #6

Uberslug

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I wonder what happens if they forget to feed the sharks.

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2006-03-02, 10:25 AM #7

tofu

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LANDSHARK

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2006-03-02, 10:28 AM #8

Uberslug

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That's an awesome picture.

2006-03-02, 10:32 AM #9

Ruthven

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Hey America...

THE COLD WAR IS OVER

stupid prats :mad:

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2006-03-02, 10:48 AM #10

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It sure as hell is still cold up here in Canada...

But ya it is over and yes the us is creating weopens to defend\invade against a nonexistant enemy....World Domination anyone??

2006-03-02, 10:56 AM #11

Uberslug

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World domination? Naw. Ol' Georgy is just interested in dominating small sandy countries.

2006-03-02, 11:07 AM #12

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Originally posted by Ruthven:

Hey America...

THE COLD WAR IS OVER

stupid prats :mad:

That never stopped America from developing ever-more-powerful weapons able to ever-more-quickly destroy ever-growing populations of people before.

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2006-03-02, 11:15 AM #13

Uberslug

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shut up or i shoot u whit my big nuke

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2006-03-02, 11:18 AM #14

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tofu, where's that image from? :confused:

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2006-03-02, 11:25 AM #15

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Originally posted by Ruthven:

Hey America...

THE COLD WAR IS OVER

stupid prats :mad:

LIES!

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2006-03-02, 11:59 AM #16

Uberslug

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RAAAAAAA! KILL COMMIES

2006-03-02, 12:03 PM #17

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You're only proving us right, imperialist swine!

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2006-03-02, 12:52 PM #18

Roach

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Originally posted by Tiberium_Empire:

But ya it is over and yes the us is creating weopens to defend\invade against a nonexistant enemy....World Domination anyone??

Yeah, I guess new naval equipment is rediculous. It's not like China is currently beefing up their navy at a rate 3 times faster than the U.S. could hope to...

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2006-03-02, 4:57 PM #19

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Quote:

That team is among a number of groups around the world that have gained ethical approval to develop implants that can monitor and influence the behaviour of animals, from sharks and tuna to rats and monkeys.

...

I'm usually not worried, but the implications of this worries me...

How long before they start implanting chips to influence human behavior?

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2006-03-02, 5:17 PM #20

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[QUOTE=Commander 598]...

I'm usually not worried, but the implications of this worries me...

How long before they start implanting chips to influence human behavior?[/QUOTE]

3 years ago...

2006-03-02, 5:51 PM #21

Obi_Kwiet

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[QUOTE=Commander 598]...

I'm usually not worried, but the implications of this worries me...

How long before they start implanting chips to influence human behavior?[/QUOTE]

I think there should be a death penalty for trying to do that.

2006-03-02, 6:03 PM #22

money•bie

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Mind control is sweet!

2006-03-02, 6:08 PM #23

kyle90

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Mind control is easy.

Well, not with a chip.

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2006-03-02, 6:24 PM #24

money•bie

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Yeah, it's too inconvenient with a chip or any of that scientific crap. Hypnotism is the way of the future. Along with OCD.

2006-03-02, 7:21 PM #25

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Reminds me of that crappy movie where they tried to enhance sharks so they could produce cancer healing drugs. What was it called, Deep Blue Sea?

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2006-03-02, 7:43 PM #26

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Originally posted by money•bie:

Yeah, it's too inconvenient with a chip or any of that scientific crap. Hypnotism is the way of the future. Along with OCD.

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