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Are your fellow forum goers plants?

2006-03-03, 10:02 AM #1

Ric_Olie

Senior calculadora

Posts: 3,198

So a month or two ago a couple of stories popped up about viral marketers and how they hire people to infiltrate forums and promote certain products/services. So I thought, if Massassians were all plants, what products would they be advertising.

Post what products/services/companies you think somebody would be a plant for.

For instance:
Myself - Magnatune, simply because I mention it just about everywhere because people need to know about good alternatives to big name labels.
Martyn - Resident Apple plant. And sexy MANTRAIN.
etc.

Post yours.

Marsz, marsz, Dąbrowski,
Z ziemi włoskiej do Polski,
Za twoim przewodem
Złączym się z narodem.

2006-03-03, 10:04 AM #2

Martyn

The Daddy

Posts: 9,001

Powerbooks rule.

And so does Shintock's arse...

<.<
>.>

2006-03-03, 10:05 AM #3

Jep

Jep Bartholomew Francisqué de Minguo El Inigo Montoya Padré the Third

Posts: 10,237

Rob - Anarchy2000
Knightrider - Knightrider DVDs (and ****ty computers)
Brian - Asian wives

Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless

2006-03-03, 10:06 AM #4

landfish

'splodes

Posts: 4,543

[http://www.boomspeed.com/landfish/09.gif]

free(jin);
tofu sucks

2006-03-03, 10:26 AM #5

kyle90

Laser Lover

Posts: 8,450

Yoshi is obviously the nVidia plant.

Geb is the ISB plant.

Stuff

2006-03-03, 10:31 AM #6

Impi

THX

Posts: 4,686

Brian is a plant for Dark Forces II: Jedi Knight. It's true, I saw his homepage!

I'm a German power plant.

:em321:

Attachment: 10789/300px-Nuclear_plant_at_Grafenrheinfeld.jpg (13,263 bytes)

Sorry for the lousy German

2006-03-03, 10:44 AM #7

SMOCK!

Didn't get to Paris

Posts: 5,292

I am a pretty daisy!

Ban Jin!
Nobody really needs work when you have awesome. - xhuxus

2006-03-03, 11:00 AM #8

Wolfy

I TYPE LOUD

Posts: 10,623

Toshiba laptops, and Absolut vodka

the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken

2006-03-03, 11:02 AM #9

Overlord

Ach Mein Tongue!!!s

Posts: 2,035

Bruce Campbell?

2006-03-03, 11:03 AM #10

Nikumubeki

NIKVMVS-REX-TODOA

Posts: 17,541

I planted something into your mom.

Star Wars: TODOA | DXN - Deus Ex: Nihilum

2006-03-03, 11:19 AM #11

Ric_Olie

Senior calculadora

Posts: 3,198

I once knew someone who had a plant and named it Robert...

Marsz, marsz, Dąbrowski,
Z ziemi włoskiej do Polski,
Za twoim przewodem
Złączym się z narodem.

2006-03-03, 11:20 AM #12

Wolfy

I TYPE LOUD

Posts: 10,623

Did it have long hair and listen to The Cure?

the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken

2006-03-03, 11:22 AM #13

Ric_Olie

Senior calculadora

Posts: 3,198

No, but it once climbed a stairway to heaven.

Marsz, marsz, Dąbrowski,
Z ziemi włoskiej do Polski,
Za twoim przewodem
Złączym się z narodem.

2006-03-03, 11:31 AM #14

..would like a shrubbery.

Posts: 4,822

I'm a plant. Heres my pic.

[http://dkgarden.com/cd/-60-Trees_and_Shrubbery/-10-Sunrise_Euonymus.jpg]

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2006-03-03, 11:35 AM #15

Darkjedibob

From Accounting

Posts: 4,280

Me: anything Imperial by nature :p

$do || ! $do ; try
try: command not found
Ye Olde Galactic Empire Mission Editor (X-wing, TIE, XvT/BoP, XWA)

2006-03-03, 11:36 AM #16

money•bie

••ps, I did it again

Posts: 2,735

your hot, email me

2006-03-03, 11:36 AM #17

Sarn_Cadrill

Mr. Know-Alot

Posts: 7,470

gbk - Linux (duh)

If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

Lassev: I guess there was something captivating in savagery, because I liked it.

2006-03-03, 12:37 PM #18

Malus

Insert Custom Title Here

Posts: 1,180

BSD I suppose, but I happen to like asian women better. :p

[This message has been edited. Deal with it.]

2006-03-03, 12:52 PM #19

Roach

Registered User

Posts: 5,275

I'm not buying what any of you are selling.

omnia mea mecum porto

2006-03-03, 12:53 PM #20

Jep

Jep Bartholomew Francisqué de Minguo El Inigo Montoya Padré the Third

Posts: 10,237

I try to sell Midget Love. Or promote it anyways...

Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless

2006-03-03, 12:53 PM #21

Roach

Registered User

Posts: 5,275

Originally posted by Jepman:

I try to sell Midget Love. Or promote it anyways...

I take back what I said.

omnia mea mecum porto

2006-03-03, 12:58 PM #22

Tibby

Ribberium Mempyre!

Posts: 12,497

BUY PEPSI COLA...

AND COMMAND AN CONQUER!

<.< >.>

2006-03-03, 1:32 PM #23

Spook

-eeeee

Posts: 5,963

[url]www.one.org[/url]

I decided this recently.

Go there, it shall continue.

Epstein didn't kill himself.

2006-03-03, 1:34 PM #24

Lord Kuat

The quick for you!

Posts: 2,177

Man, I'd hate to be a plant.

But if I was, I'd demand only Desani water... crip, cool, clear. The natural choice.

2006-03-03, 6:15 PM #25

gbk

Posts: 10,562

Originally posted by Ric_Olie:

I once knew someone who had a plant and named it Robert...

Very few on these boards will catch that reference...

Originally posted by Sarn_Cadrill:

gbk - Linux (duh)

No point. Linux is not for sale.

And when the moment is right, I'm gonna fly a kite.

2006-03-03, 6:28 PM #26

Stinkywrix

Stinky wrists

Posts: 1,835

I am in no way a plant for Blizzard to promote WoW. Nope.

2006-03-03, 6:40 PM #27

Deadman

twitches

Posts: 6,222

I'm here to promote passive necrophilia.
Everyone has the potential to become a passive necrophiliac just like me.
Realize your potential today!

You can't judge a book by it's file size

2006-03-03, 6:43 PM #28

JLee

Murdered

Posts: 6,973

<- Toyota.

woot!

2006-03-03, 6:54 PM #29

Shintock

Balls of steel.

Posts: 7,146

Originally posted by Martyn:

Powerbooks rule.

And so does Shintock's arse...

<.<
>.>

*plants Martyn's arse*

2006-03-03, 6:56 PM #30

Ruthven

Not The Man He Once Was

Posts: 7,638

Promoting Stargate SG1 and The Never Releasing Mod, and promote the caucasian women

(so i can have all the exotic ones to myself >.>)

Code:

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

2006-03-03, 7:18 PM #31

Zloc_Vergo

Zulenglashernbracker

Posts: 5,888

Jimbo Joe's Amazing Maturity Enhancing Cream*! Apply once daily, and you'll be as mature as Zloc himself!

*Not a real product.

I had a blog. It sucked.

2006-03-03, 10:14 PM #32

alpha1

Posts: 2,998

gbk: linux (or some other microsoft competitor)

Snail racing: (500 posts per line)------@%

2006-03-03, 10:33 PM #33

West Wind

Eclipses

Posts: 1,015

Thinkpads

"Well, if I am not drunk, I am mad, but I trust I can behave like a gentleman in either
condition."... G. K. Chesterton

“questions are a burden to others; answers a prison for oneself”

2006-03-04, 6:08 AM #34

Impi

THX

Posts: 4,686

Originally posted by Ric_Olie:

I once knew someone who had a plant and named it Robert...

My plant is called Chuck.

Sorry for the lousy German

2006-03-04, 8:17 AM #35

DrkJedi82

0x666

Posts: 12,303

i'm an FBI plant... you are all in big trouble

eat right, exercise, die anyway

2006-03-04, 9:08 AM #36

Nightmare JG

The Wizard's Nightmare

Posts: 198

I PROMOTE FIREFOX!
BUY A CD NOW!!

(sorry)

Still here.

2006-03-04, 10:00 AM #37

Primate

Spoke too soon.

Posts: 830

I'm not a plant, just a shameless Kevin Smith fanboy.

Or am I?

2006-03-04, 11:49 AM #38

Tibby

Ribberium Mempyre!

Posts: 12,497

SF_Gold

The Church

2006-03-04, 11:53 AM #39

Zloc_Vergo

Zulenglashernbracker

Posts: 5,888

Originally posted by DrkJedi82:

i'm an FBI plant... you are all in big trouble

I thought you were Satan. Satan's worse than the FBI.

I had a blog. It sucked.

2006-03-04, 12:28 PM #40

KnightRider2000

Waited Too Long For This

Posts: 1,232

Jepman: His wife. :p
Jessgirl: Definitley not her husband. :em321:

The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.

-G Man