I'm going to go buy a carton of Lucky Strikes. There are two reasons.

1. I love them.
2. The last time I bought a carton of smokes it lasted me almost a month.

For some reason when I have tons of cigs I smoke a lot less. I don't get it. If I get 'em pack by pack I smoke around a pack a day. If I have tons laying around.. a pack takes 3 days or more.

It's the same thing with food for that matter. If I have lots of food, I'm never hungry. I'll sit and not eat any of it for weeks. Then I eat it all, of course, but you know.

Anybody else do that sort of thing?

you're going to die of cancer.

The correct respnse is "I hope you die of cancer."

But I don't. It's a terrible, painful death.

The last time I bought a carton of cigs was years ago, and only to later deliver them to another dude. I don't know if that fellow still smokes. A strange chap, btw. A fanatical sportsman, yet still smoked regularly.

no, i go through smokes regardless of how much I have, unless i have none, then I have to cut down

i smoke rollies, which are disgusting, but cheaper and last longer

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