howdy. I'm new here, I'm only really here 'coz im LividDk's buddy whos having problems with theUT2k4 demo. thort I'd say hi.

------------------
"OMG! It looks like ther's been a Claw Shrimp in here.."

Hi

------------------
/fluffle

Yup, the number of Brits on Massassi just increased, and I can finally say I've met someone on here

Anyway, you should stick around. No doubt somewhere in the near future you'll be "relieved" of your "soul", so...

------------------
"This hole is octogo. Ogiganeel. It's Octa.. It's got eight sides."
"He's a dead man! I'm not havin' a dead man in my cemetary!"

/me gobbles the soul

------------------
Map-Review | My Portfolio | The Matrix: Unplugged

welcome

------------------
What once was...

Welcome, we have your soul, ect. ect.

------------------
Run Away!!

We will do with your soul, whatever we please, and you will never, EVER leave here again....

------------------
I am a nobody, and nobody is perfect; therefore, I am perfect.

Everyday I beat my own previous record for number of consecutive days I've stayed alive.

[url="mailto:Bruintone@netscape.net"]mailto:Bruintone@netscape.net[/url]Bruintone@netscape.net</A>
Yahoo! Name : jedibruintone77

GAH! a brit! *hiss*

------------------
WAITER: Here’s your green salad, sir.
ANAKIN: What? You fool, I told you NO CROUTONS! Aaaaaaargh!

/me gobbles the Thrawn

------------------
Saberopus: omfq musical genuis j00 >mozart
Thrawn42689: Mozart = n00b

Hmm, welcome.

------------------
<landfish> FastGamerr > Satan

Catsby tells Shaolingamer that he joined a few days ago. He says welcome from one newbie to another.

------------------
Catsby has no use for a signature.

I'm sure hes not as annoying as Catsby though

------------------

"Bantha's are filthy animals.......I don't eat filthy animals."

"Laugh it up Fuzzball!"
-Han Solo

[This message has been edited by Trigger Happy Chewie (edited June 13, 2004).]

ROFL!

Welcome, and please don't touch or feed the trolls. Thank You.

------------------
A computer's worst nightmare:
0010111010011110210011010001

[This message has been edited by gammasts.]

Welcome. Glad to see another fellow brit here at massassi. We can never have enough.

------------------
WARNING: THIS POST MAY CONTAIN TRACES OF PEANUT!
----@%

wm486e67i9enaq34yigk ydjhsadhr t dhgsfh

------------------
Dude I've seen girls and I've seen lobsters, and that is totally a lobster.

-Correction

Welcome, please deposit your soul at the door. Keep your arms and elbows in at all times if you want to keep them. Do not feed the madquack, and have a nice day. We know you will.

insert your elbo in to this hole in the wall so we can measure it...

Come in to the great hall and have a seat. Tonight the menue will be fresh soul and elbo, with dinner rolls of cource.

and make your self comfey, you will be here a long, long time. Welcom to the massassi temple.

------------------
IMPORTANT NOTICE PLEASE READ

Employees dying on the job are faling to fall down. THIS PRACTICE MUST STOP as it becmes impossible to distinguish between death and the natural movement of he staf.

Any employee found dead in an upright position will be dropped from the payroll.

Quote - Tracer-

wm486e67i9enaq34yigk ydjhsadhr t dhgsfh
------------------
This is either rediculously '1337' or nonesense. thanx for makin me feel welcome fella. *thumbs up* ....*misses soul slightly*

------------------
"OMG! It looks like ther's been a Claw Shrimp in here.."

You said thort.... THerefore, you rock!

Ey up!

(Howay the Brits!)

------------------
If at first you don't succeed, lower your standards.

And you'll never know for sure! Did I send you a secret message or did I mash the keyboard? It's a mystery!

------------------
Dude I've seen girls and I've seen lobsters, and that is totally a lobster.

-Correction

Mmmmmm... soul......

*drools*

Welcome to Geebix v3.2.
Geebix (c) GBK 2003. All rights reserved.

-----------------------------

LOGIN: ROOT
PASSW: REINDEERFLOTILLA

-----------------------------

Welcome to MassNet, the home of soul extraction and storage.

If you have any problems, drop SN a line at 22:39:13:37:357001001.

-----------------------------

//MA: -cmd cd SHQ
//MA/-SHQ: -cmd run extrac64.ex*

extrac64.ex* renamed to extrac64.exe
Decompressing batch files...
Batch files loaded.

//MA/-SHQ/-extrac64: -cmd extract

Extraction utility loaded.

//MA/-SHQ/-extrac64: -cmd soul ~SHAOLINGAMER

Extracting...
Extraction Complete.
New soul created at #25.35.199.16:998789002
//MA/-SHQ/-extrac64: -cmd exit

//MA/-SHQ: -cmd run store128.ex*

store128.ex* renamed to store128.exe
Decompressing batch files...
Batch files loaded.

//MA/-SHQ/store128: -cmd move #25.35.199.16:998789002 to //MA/-STO/32771

Copying file...
File copied.
Renaming #25.35.199.16:998789002 to #225.35.199.16:9987OLD
Deleting #25.35.199.16:9987OLD.

//MA/-SHQ/store128.exe: -cmd exit

//MA/-SHQ: -cmd cd //MA

//MA: logout

-----------------------------

Thank you for using Geebix v3.2. You may now shut down the terminal.

-----------------------------

------------------
[ Massassiism ] [ Cynicism ] [ Fanaticism ]
Sell your soul for a cookie?

Welcome to Massassi. Come to the chat sometime... we'll treat you... real nice.


------------------
<Outlaw_Torn> you mean your related to that damned sasquatch, Mech?
<MechWarrior> Lets just say the part of the family tree that does fork has bossy the goat in it.

<ubuu> does hitler have a last name?

We love you too Flex

Now who doubts that the Britlanders are invading...? We have a secret agenda known only to ourselves which is... ummm... well the whole point is its secret, see... *scratches head in an unknowing manner*

Other than, I guess all that remains to be said is: "Welcome aboard the Massassi flagship, Shaolingamer ". Feel free to enjoy a soul-less lifetime here - you probably won't even miss your soul. I say probably because of the one way direction that your soul is now headed...

-Jackpot

------------------
"lucky_jackpot is the smily god..." - gothicX
"jackpot is an evil evil man... so evil, in fact, that he's awesome." - Seb

"Life is mostly froth and bubble, but two things stand in stone,
Kindness in another's trouble, courage in your own"
("Ye Wearie Wayfarer" - by Adam Lindsay Gordon)

Mmmm....n00b.

------------------
This post was proudly brought to you by KegZ™ - Now with 38% more Spam