Ok so a guy walks into an AA Meating...

He sits down

"Hello im Joe im a Workaholic!

The other members ask him why he is here

"Oh, I work at the brewery"


Heh

imsoshort made a thread.

jedikirby

That joke is a knee-slapper and the term "meating" is all kinds of awesome.

I can't think of any good jokes at the moment, but if I remember any good ones, I'll post.

"Dogs are forever in the pushup position." -Mitch Hedberg

"Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it." -Dave Barry

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What's E.T. short for?

Because he has small legs

Two goldfish are in a tank.

One goes, "I'll man the guns, you drive."


*cue laughter*

Women's rights.

/me ducks

[QUOTE=Michael MacFarlane]Women's rights.

/me ducks[/QUOTE]

LAWL

A woman who lost both her arms and both legs in an accident is lying on the beach. She sees this sexy hunk of a guy walk by so she looks up at him and says, "I've always dreamed of getting screwed by a guy like you!"

Guy stops and looks down at her with a smile, he bends down and picks her up in his arms. After a few strides, he throws her into the water.

"You're screwed now," He said as he walked away.

A man and his new wife have been out for a romantic meal on their honeymoon and are riding in a rented carriage. They're slowing trotting along and the horse rears up. The man says to the horse "That's once."

They continue along and the horse rears itself up again. "That's twice."

The horse returns to its calm state once more, however after a short time the horse rears up on its hind legs a 3rd time. The man says "That's three times." He then takes out a gun and shoot the horse in the head.

His new wife proclaims "Oh my god I can't believe you did such a terrible thing to that poor animal."

"That's once."

A woman stares at herself in the mirror and tells her husband,

"Damnit, getting old sucks. My thighs are wider, my breasts sag, my butt is fatter, my ankles are fat."

The husband answers, "Well at least your eyesight didn't get worste."