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Aids in humans... how?

2006-03-05, 7:38 PM #1

Ruthven

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I dont get this.

From what I read...

AIDS started in Monkeys in africa, and around the 70's-80's, the 1st human was diagnosed with Aids.

How did the virus mutate and appear in humans?

Either a village cut up a load of monkeys to eat (which is dispicable)....

Or a very lonely African man had fun with a bemused primate.

I await the answer to this perplexing query.

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2006-03-05, 7:40 PM #2

Space_Bandit

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I think the 2nd explanation is more despicable

"DON'T TASE ME BRO!" lol

2006-03-05, 7:42 PM #3

Avp2MattJa

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weird i thought aids has been around longer then that

Matt

2006-03-05, 7:44 PM #4

CavEmaN

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Nah, beastality and ruth go hand in hand.

2006-03-05, 7:46 PM #5

Ruthven

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shuttup, I'm being serious, How did AIDS in humans come about?

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2006-03-05, 7:48 PM #6

CavEmaN

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Click.

Are you seriously that lazy to do some research?

2006-03-05, 10:22 PM #7

Freelancer

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2006-03-05, 10:26 PM #8

Michael MacFarlane

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Originally posted by Ruthven:

Either a village cut up a load of monkeys to eat (which is dispicable)....

Don't be too quick to judge. People gotta eat.

If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.

2006-03-05, 10:36 PM #9

JudgeDredd

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What about monkey bites?

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2006-03-05, 10:41 PM #10

Schming

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I've heard that Africans do eat dead monkies quite frequently. I mean, otherwise they'd starve.

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2006-03-05, 11:00 PM #11

Deadman

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Originally posted by Ruthven:

Or a very lonely African man had fun with a bemused primate.

That's a theory you hear bouncing around a lot, seriously.

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2006-03-05, 11:00 PM #12

Nikumubeki

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You have to use visual aids in your presentation, boy.

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2006-03-05, 11:01 PM #13

KOP_Snake

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Has no one ever seen Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom?

Oh I forgot that took place in India/Asia...

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2006-03-05, 11:21 PM #14

Dash_rendar

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I heard there was like some "high class" monkey-pr0n/s3x ring in africa in the 70s and 80s. They video taped it and everything and it was owned by some rich guy and he got all the african "classy hos" to come "visit" and thats how aids started in humans.

2006-03-05, 11:28 PM #15

Nikumubeki

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2006-03-05, 11:36 PM #16

Emon

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Originally posted by Dash_rendar:

Is that a rumor you heard in high school or college? If so, it has already proven itself false. Especially if high school.

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2006-03-06, 3:33 AM #17

Unknown User

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It was transmuted to humans through africans involving in sexual activity with those monkeys

2006-03-06, 7:59 AM #18

ECHOMAN

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There are other ways of transmitting primate biological matter in humans other than banging.

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2006-03-06, 9:19 AM #19

money•bie

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oh man, teh monkeshy ar so hawt

2006-03-06, 9:22 AM #20

Freelancer

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wtf lol

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2006-03-06, 11:24 AM #21

Matterialize

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Maybe someone used one of the rainforest's public toilets. :rolleyes:

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2006-03-06, 11:33 AM #22

Uberslug

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George must have been pretty curious.

2006-03-06, 11:47 AM #23

Jedigreedo

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So if you get aids...you become connected to people who did some monkey-lovin.

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2006-03-06, 12:02 PM #24

Matterialize

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Originally posted by Jedigreedo:

So if you get aids...you become connected to people who did some monkey-lovin.

Needles. And don't forget toilet seats.

I'm joking about the toilet seats. But seriously, teh needles!

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2006-03-06, 12:07 PM #25

Jep

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I heard it was Chuck Norris who fell in love with a naughty chimpette (it was the beard you see) and thus got infected and brought it back to civilization.

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2006-03-06, 12:08 PM #26

Fardreamer

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Originally posted by Uberslug:

George must have been pretty curious.

hahaha

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2006-03-06, 12:19 PM #27

Antony

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Haha... Ruth has aids.

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2006-03-06, 12:20 PM #28

Vin

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God hates fags so he sent AIDS to cleanse the earth. Duh.

2006-03-06, 12:23 PM #29

Freelancer

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Ugh.. that's what my dad believes.. what a moron.

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2006-03-06, 12:24 PM #30

Vin

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Actually, to be more specific, God influenced members of the CIA to create and release HIV into the gay community.

2006-03-06, 12:27 PM #31

Nikumubeki

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Damn burgerboys.

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2006-03-06, 12:42 PM #32

Dash_rendar

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Originally posted by Emon:

Is that a rumor you heard in high school or college? If so, it has already proven itself false. Especially if high school.

I heard it from an older guy at my work. He was all serious about it and told me that its all documented and proven. He's the definition of tweeker. I dont believe him. (Not to say thats not how it happened, I just have a strange feeling that he made all that up in his fried brain the exact second he was telling me about it)

2006-03-06, 1:06 PM #33

CaptBevvil

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So...Just so we're clear...

Who spanked the monkey?

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2006-03-06, 1:08 PM #34

Schming

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It's AIDS dammit, not AIDs!

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2006-03-06, 2:24 PM #35

Vin

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Originally posted by Schming:

It's AIDS dammit, not AIDs!

Oops.

2006-03-06, 2:25 PM #36

Shintock

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[QUOTE=Vincent Valentine]God hates fags so he sent AIDS to cleanse the earth. Duh.[/QUOTE]

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2006-03-06, 2:29 PM #37

Jay

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I remeber seeing a movie that related the Boubonic Plague to AIDS in A.P. Euro History...

There are different theories to how AIDS came to be, but the main belief is that someone went to Africa, somehow contracted AIDS from a monkey, went back to the U.S., had a 40-50 man gay orgy, and soon everybody started to die.

Then they came back to life as Zombies to find Jesus's Grave, but has to use sexual energy to stay alive...much like we eat food for energy. On their way back to the Middle East, they were taken aboard an U.F.O., and then they were experiamented on. They were sent back in the middle of the war between Iraq and the U.S., and died.

(My point is no one really knows. :rolleyes:

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2006-03-07, 3:17 AM #38

Recusant

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Pretty much anything is eaten as bush meat, monkeys and chimps too. It's quite likely either a hunter was bitten by an animal with SIV or someone managed to contract it through eating a chimp with SIV. That person is none the wiser and goes on to have sex with other people. In particular, if this took place in logging areas, you have a lot of seasonal and migrant workers and a lot of women follow to work as prostitutes for all the men there. One infected person would spread HIV through the whole lot in no time and then when they go home they're likely to spread it around there.

2006-03-07, 3:49 PM #39

saberopus

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Originally posted by CaptBevvil:

So...Just so we're clear...

Who spanked the monkey?

I did at liek 4356 miles/hour kthx

2006-03-07, 4:08 PM #40

Ruthven

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that made no sense

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