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House
2006-03-07, 1:44 PM #1
Any of you guys seen this show? Its so hilarious.

Almost every show half the things that are said are hilarious quotes that just haven't lost their hilarity such as:

Dr. Gregory House: [to the crowd in the walk-in clinic's waiting area] Hello, sick people and their loved ones! In the interest of saving time and avoiding a lot of boring chitchat later, I'm Doctor Gregory House; you can call me "Greg." I'm one of three doctors staffing this clinic this morning.
Dr. Lisa Cuddy: Short, sweet, grab a file.
Dr. Gregory House: This ray of sunshine is Doctor Lisa Cuddy. Doctor Cuddy runs this whole hospital, so unfortunately she's much too busy to deal with you. I am a board... certified diagnostician with a double specialty of infectious disease and nephrology. I am also the only doctor currently employed at this hospital who is forced to be here against his will.
[to Lisa]
Dr. Gregory House: That is true, isn't it?
[to crowd]
Dr. Gregory House: But not to worry, because for most of you, this job could be done by a monkey with a bottle of Motrin. Speaking of which, if you're particularly annoying, you may see me reach for this: this is Vicodin. It's mine! You can't have any! And no, I do not have a pain management problem, I have a pain problem... but who knows? Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe I'm too stoned to tell. So, who wants me?
[nobody moves]
Dr. Gregory House: And who would rather wait for one of the other two guys?
[everybody raises their hand]
Dr. Gregory House: Okay, well, I'll be in Exam Room One if you change your mind.
Dr. Lisa Cuddy: Jody Matthews?
[Jody raises her hand]
Dr. Lisa Cuddy: Please accompany Doctor House to Exam Room One.

Post your good quotes from the show or discuss why you do/don't like it.
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2006-03-07, 1:47 PM #2
There's so many doctor shows I can't keep them all straight. Is that the one with the guy that has a bad leg? If so, yeah, I like that show when I happen to catch it, just because I can relate so well with the main character.
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2006-03-07, 1:47 PM #3
I saw it and wondered why Hugh Laurie had an american accent.
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2006-03-07, 1:50 PM #4
Hugh Laurie... INTENSE LOOK. :o
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2006-03-07, 1:53 PM #5
House is my favorite show. It's just so awesome.
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2006-03-07, 1:54 PM #6
That is one of the better shows on TV at the moment.
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2006-03-07, 1:54 PM #7
I love it, its on tonight yay
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2006-03-07, 2:11 PM #8
Yes yes yes I love House, its fantastically brilliant :)
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2006-03-07, 2:14 PM #9
I saw Hugh Laurie for the first time on House, so it was really confusing to see him as a flamboyant monarch on some BBC show with Rowan Atkinson (Black something?).
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2006-03-07, 2:17 PM #10
Originally posted by Bobbert:
I saw Hugh Laurie for the first time on House, so it was really confusing to see him as a flamboyant monarch on some BBC show with Rowan Atkinson (Black something?).


Blackadder. Blackadder rocks.
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2006-03-07, 2:36 PM #11
Read the signature. Blackadder all the way.
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2006-03-07, 3:08 PM #12
[quote=Jack Bauer]The only reason that you're conscious right now is because I don't want to carry you. [/quote]
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2006-03-07, 3:44 PM #13
I like House better than all the other doctor shows.

However, I admit I don't watch it mutch.

The theme song is from a band I like though, called Massive Attack.
2006-03-07, 3:52 PM #14
House is the awesome.

Mainly cos it has an awesome british comic actor as the main star. Hugh Laurie
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2006-03-07, 3:57 PM #15
[QUOTE=Victor Van Dort]House is my favorite show. It's just so awesome.[/QUOTE]

Dr Cuddy: [to House] Are you being intentionally stupid!?

House: [slack-jawed] huh?
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2006-03-07, 4:05 PM #16
I've only seen a few episodes. I like it. I rather enjoy Scrubs as well.
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2006-03-07, 4:21 PM #17
Absolutely love that show.

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2006-03-07, 4:46 PM #18
Originally posted by Ruthven:
House is the awesome.

Mainly cos it has an awesome british comic actor as the main star. Hugh Laurie
Oh yeah, I recognized him from Black Adder.
2006-03-08, 5:31 AM #19
Hugh Laurie was also the father in the Stuart Little movies.

Good show, but they put it on against Prisonbreak over here :mad:
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2006-03-08, 5:39 AM #20
House is one of my favorite shows on TV right now. The only other two I watch religously are Boston Legal, and Scrubs. The thing about House is, it's success is due solely to laurie's performance, the show is scripted like a mix of ER/CSI, but he keeps it going through sheer force of personality.
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2006-03-08, 6:37 AM #21
It's on Fox, right? It will never last.
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2006-03-08, 6:38 AM #22
Everyone tells me it's such a good show, but I've never gotten around to watching it.
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2006-03-08, 8:48 PM #23
House does indeed rock. I can't think of anything better than watching House making people feel 2 inches tall :D
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2006-03-08, 9:24 PM #24
Very good show, one of the very few shows I watch regularly.

And Massive Attack's Teardrop is proably the best theme song on T.V.
The tired anthem of a loser and a hypocrite.

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