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2006-03-08, 9:41 PM #1

Pommy

Lommy Dommy

Posts: 5,773

A ytmnd used an image from this site.

http://objectiveministries.org/kidz/

Has anyone seen this? (scroll down to the "Professor Giraffenstein" flash thing and go through the "questions")

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2006-03-08, 9:47 PM #2

Koobie

Registered User

Posts: 7,354

Sad.

幻術

2006-03-08, 9:50 PM #3

ECHOMAN

"Has it won yet?"

Posts: 17,215

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2006-03-08, 9:50 PM #4

Koobie

Registered User

Posts: 7,354

These guys sell shirts like these (just check out their little shop thingie):

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幻術

2006-03-08, 9:50 PM #5

kyle90

Laser Lover

Posts: 8,450

GOD DAMN that lamb head is scary.

Mouse over it a few times.

Stuff

2006-03-08, 9:51 PM #6

ECHOMAN

"Has it won yet?"

Posts: 17,215

What kind of lovin' a baby would want? :confused:

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2006-03-08, 9:52 PM #7

Freelancer

Peelancer

Posts: 15,012

For those too lazy to follow Pommy's instructions, there's a 'creation scientist' who's a giraffe: Professor Giraffenstein. Pepper the moth asks him, "Hey Professor! Haven't dinos been extinct for millions of years?"

He replies, "Wrong little buddy . . . Dinosaurs still walk on the land and swim in the seas! And the earth is less than 10,000 years old!"

There's seven other similar conversations.

"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009

2006-03-08, 9:53 PM #8

Emon

Imon, umon...everymon!

Posts: 19,022

Quote:

If you find an Atheist in your neighborhood,
TELL A PARENT OR PASTOR RIGHT AWAY!

You may be moved to try and witness to
these poor lost souls yourself, however
AVOID TALKING TO THEM!

Atheists are often very grumpy and bitter and will lash out at children or they may even try to trick you into neglecting God's Word.

Very advanced witnessing techniques are needed for these grouches. Let the adults handle them.

Hahahahahaha

Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.

2006-03-08, 9:57 PM #9

Freelancer

Peelancer

Posts: 15,012

I can't tell if this is parody. It's right on the edge to me.

"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009

2006-03-08, 9:57 PM #10

Emon

Imon, umon...everymon!

Posts: 19,022

It is, and it's damn funny.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/OBJECTIVE:_Christian_Ministries

Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.

2006-03-08, 10:02 PM #11

Freelancer

Peelancer

Posts: 15,012

I just found this.

Oh and check this one out! http://objectiveministries.org/babyj/

Make sure to mouse over the babie's head.

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"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009

2006-03-09, 4:03 AM #12

Glyde Bane

Dances like a hippopotamus

Posts: 6,075

Originally posted by kyle90:

GOD DAMN that lamb head is scary.

Mouse over it a few times.

****! I jumped in my seat

"Jayne, this is something the Captain has to do for himself"

"N-No it's not!"

"Oh."

2006-03-09, 6:24 AM #13

Verticae

gothicX

Posts: 5,082

They link to that Youth Rock Ministries site.. Somebody should tell me since when Demonhunter is a Christian band. O.o

2006-03-09, 6:41 AM #14

Axis

Of Evil!!

Posts: 3,164

Well... um...

That website is definately a little different. I can't say I agree with them 100% with 'em. And... that sheep made me laugh out loud.

2006-03-09, 11:39 AM #15

poley

That's Dr. Poley to you!

Posts: 1,848

watch out for these scary people... :rolleyes:

Attachment: 10917/scary_atheist.jpg (75,981 bytes)

People of our generation should not be subjected to mornings.

Rbots

2006-03-09, 11:45 AM #16

Ruthven

Not The Man He Once Was

Posts: 7,638

I'm 100% certain is a joke certain, cos normal christianity doesnt make me laugh.

Code:

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

2006-03-09, 1:40 PM #17

genk

doot!

Posts: 10,781

[QUOTE=James Bond]watch out for these scary people... :rolleyes:[/QUOTE]
That sounds like Kirby all right!

Holy soap opera Batman. - FGR
DARWIN WILL PREVENT THE DOWNFALL OF OUR RACE. - Rob
Free Jin!

2006-03-09, 1:51 PM #18

Vin

No Longer Homeless!
Fancy Pants

Posts: 9,843

Yay!

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2006-03-09, 2:10 PM #19

Jay

Hey guys, did you hear about Something Awful?

Posts: 8,804

Originally posted by Ruthven:

I'm 100% certain is a joke certain, cos normal christianity doesnt make me laugh.

hehe

2006-03-09, 2:39 PM #20

Bounty Hunter 4 hire

Thinks we have dignity.

Posts: 2,099

That show "Moral Orel" is a lot like this, it's pretty funny.

Steal my dreams and sell them back to me.....

2006-03-09, 2:40 PM #21

Jay

Hey guys, did you hear about Something Awful?

Posts: 8,804

[QUOTE=Bounty Hunter 4 hire]That show "Moral Orel" is a lot like this, it's pretty funny.[/QUOTE]

Definitly!

2006-03-09, 2:43 PM #22

Spook

-eeeee

Posts: 5,963

Originally posted by gothicX:

They link to that Youth Rock Ministries site.. Somebody should tell me since when Demonhunter is a Christian band. O.o

Since always.

Epstein didn't kill himself.

2006-03-09, 2:44 PM #23

Sarn_Cadrill

Mr. Know-Alot

Posts: 7,470

I must have this teeshirt.

If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

Lassev: I guess there was something captivating in savagery, because I liked it.

2006-03-09, 2:45 PM #24

Jay

Hey guys, did you hear about Something Awful?

Posts: 8,804

Yeah..it's in the name. "Demonhunter". It sounds like a cool christian nickname to me.

2006-03-09, 2:53 PM #25

saberopus

Likes Kittens. Eats Fluffies

Posts: 12,306

How come no one mentioned this:

[quote=that site]'cause Jesus wants us to be hot for Him[/quote]

ahaha

2006-03-09, 3:00 PM #26

saberopus

Likes Kittens. Eats Fluffies

Posts: 12,306

hahahah the creation scientist questions are awesome!

[http://home.comcast.net/~10kg22moller87/bomby.jpg]

Remember, if evolution were a fact, all land animals would have evolved to look like giraffes >_< <3.

2006-03-09, 6:54 PM #27

CaptBevvil

I HAVE A DEGREE IN FYSIKS!

Posts: 798

Originally posted by Pommy:

A ytmnd used an image from this site.

You're The Man Now, Dog? :confused:

"The solution is simple."

2006-03-09, 6:57 PM #28

Ruthven

Not The Man He Once Was

Posts: 7,638

http://objectiveministries.org/babyj/ = doesnt work

you suck

Code:

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

2006-03-09, 7:12 PM #29

Uberslug

Not thrawnnumbarz

Posts: 1,440

Copy and paste it into your adress bar. (Or whatever it's called.)

2006-03-09, 7:19 PM #30

Ruthven

Not The Man He Once Was

Posts: 7,638

wtf?

Theres nothing scary happeneing.

a voice keeps saying Why and the baby frowns.

Code:

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

2006-03-09, 7:22 PM #31

Vin

No Longer Homeless!
Fancy Pants

Posts: 9,843

I am hot for Jesus.

2006-03-09, 7:52 PM #32

Pommy

Lommy Dommy

Posts: 5,773

Originally posted by CaptBevvil:

You're The Man Now, Dog? :confused:

Yeah, used the mr. grouch pic

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2006-03-09, 9:52 PM #33

-Monoxide-

Banned

Posts: 2,813

Originally posted by gothicX:

They link to that Youth Rock Ministries site.. Somebody should tell me since when Demonhunter is a Christian band. O.o

They ****in hunt demons dude! Common sense!