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Funny prank on me today (True Story)
2004-06-14, 1:56 PM #1
I get back from walking the dog, and I look at my mobile and I have 2 txt messages, and one missed call.

number = 01442 something

"Hmmm I dont recognise that area code" I say...

Just as Im sitting down to texture Jenny's sexy gun models, I get the same number ringing me!!

I pick up.

Girl : "Hello is that steve?"
Me : "Eh?"
Girl : "Steve?"
Me : "No, It's Aaron, you have the wrong number!"
Girl : "Are you sure?"
*silence*
Me : "Yeah pretty sure"
Girl : "ok"

She hangs up.

12 seconds later...
SAME NUMBER RINGS!!!
I pick up
Me : "Hello?"
Girl : "Hey, who's this?"
Me : "It's steve" [http://forums.massassi.net/html/wink.gif] Dont know why I said that but I just did
Girl : "Steve! Are you coming down to the Lake or what?"
Me : "Haha Naaaa I'm just sh***in ya, I'm not really Steve, you just have the wrong number."
*silence*
Girl : "WHAT?? Oh you f*****g T**t!!! F*** YOU!!!"

She hangs up.

She hasn't rung back since 3pm today, and its 1am now.

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if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}
2004-06-14, 1:57 PM #2
whats a t**t?

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2004-06-14, 1:59 PM #3
Replace the ** with "wa".

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2004-06-14, 1:59 PM #4
ROFL, PWND.

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2004-06-14, 2:07 PM #5
Thats soo mean. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

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2004-06-14, 2:07 PM #6
Hahahaha. Did she ask about my sexeh gun models? <_<

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2004-06-14, 2:15 PM #7
shouldn't that be Funny Prank BY You?

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2004-06-14, 2:16 PM #8
Why'd you give up so easy? That's not even funny at all..you should have played along.

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2004-06-14, 2:25 PM #9
you should have been like, 'yah where?' and then come crashed it.

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2004-06-14, 2:29 PM #10
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Elana14:
you should have been like, 'yah where?' and then come crashed it.</font>


If he didnt recognize the area code, it was problably way too far out of his way to travel....

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Dear lady, can you hear the wind blow, and did you know
Your stairway lies on the whispering wind.
:wq
And when the moment is right, I'm gonna fly a kite.
2004-06-14, 2:54 PM #11
YOU ARE SO SILLY RUTHYPOO

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[This message has been edited by MBeggar (edited June 14, 2004).]
[01:52] <~Nikumubeki> Because it's MBEGGAR BEGS LIKE A BEGONI.
2004-06-14, 3:14 PM #12
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by GBK:
If he didnt recognize the area code, it was problably way too far out of his way to travel....

</font>


And what was she doing dialing his area code? There are some area codes in my area I don't recognize, but sure enough they are here and not long distance travel.

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2004-06-14, 4:59 PM #13
Too bad you didn't throw in "Hey babe - What are you wearing right now?" before you revealed they you weren't Steve. I bet that would REALLY piss her off [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]

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2004-06-14, 5:04 PM #14
I wish I'd been there to try it.

It would be the most fun i've had all week.



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2004-06-14, 5:52 PM #15
Hoo Haa! Great! [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]

I loved her reaction.

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2004-06-14, 10:43 PM #16
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by THRAWN:
And what was she doing dialing his area code?</font>

She rang his mobile, so would have needed to have prepended the mobile codes.

01442 is Hemel Hempstead by the way
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[This message has been edited by Evil_Giraffe (edited June 15, 2004).]

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2004-06-15, 1:08 AM #17
Hemel Hempstead? That's quite far from where I am, I think. (Bear this in mind: most Londoners I've met think that Birmingham is far).

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2004-06-15, 2:10 AM #18
Not too far from where I am.
Unless this is Hemel Hempstead, Alaska or something.
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2004-06-15, 2:47 AM #19
You sneaky little moog. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif] [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]

Reminds me of something what happened to me, but weh.

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2004-06-15, 6:19 AM #20
Haha that's great. Remind me to do that next time the weird sounding guy calls me asking for Lebron.

I always like it when people dial the wrong number and are like "Are you sure this is the wrong number?" and you're just like "Well I'm obviously NOT the person you're trying to talk to and I dont KNOW the person you're trying to call so piss off!"

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