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Chuck Norris
2006-03-10, 12:31 PM #1
Hahaha, this video is great: http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=16294

(*WARNING*: potential links to NSFW material and ebaumsworld on that site)
Stuff
2006-03-10, 12:35 PM #2
Hah
Epstein didn't kill himself.
2006-03-10, 12:44 PM #3
Heh. Nice.
nope.
2006-03-10, 12:45 PM #4
Hate.

Vin Diesel forever.
2006-03-10, 12:46 PM #5
Now why didn't the vin diesel facts, which came first, get this much publicity?

Because he doesn't need publicity to be better :x
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2006-03-10, 12:46 PM #6
I officially hate anything to do with Chuck Norris now, including the world. I hate the world.
2006-03-10, 1:06 PM #7
Don't worry, it hates you too.
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2006-03-10, 1:11 PM #8
Hahahaha.

I bet after the show he flipped out and roundhouse kicked everyone.
2006-03-10, 1:30 PM #9
[QUOTE=Glyde Bane]Now why didn't the vin diesel facts, which came first, get this much publicity?

Because he doesn't need publicity to be better :x[/QUOTE]
Actually I think it's because Vin Diesel hadn't fallen into obscurity the way Chuck Norris had. When people mention Chuck Norris, it's like talking about a long lost friend. And now he's becoming popular again because of it. You know it's only a matter of time until he finds his way back into movies.
>>untie shoes
2006-03-10, 1:35 PM #10
He's using this as a booster ad for his new book.
2006-03-10, 2:36 PM #11
Hehehehehehe, that was great. :p

The "Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer" one even got into the Sharks-Oilers broadcast last night. Made me laugh.
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2006-03-10, 2:44 PM #12
They should have done some of the funnier ones that they couldn't show on TV:

Chuck Norris doesn't consider it sex if the woman survives.
Chuck Norris uses live sharks as condoms.
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2006-03-10, 2:51 PM #13
How bout this one:

Chuck Norris is a stuttering smelly old wimp in real life.
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2006-03-10, 2:55 PM #14
Ruth, Chuck Norris could kill you.
>>untie shoes
2006-03-10, 3:07 PM #15
Originally posted by Bill:
Ruth, Chuck Norris could kill you.

and anyone can kill Chuck Norris.

Point?
"Jayne, this is something the Captain has to do for himself"

"N-No it's not!"

"Oh."
2006-03-10, 3:10 PM #16
I find Chuck Norris funnier because he's far more campy.
Some of Vin Diesel's stuff acctualy ain't half bad.

Norris's stuff is about as serious as the jokes. that's why I like them.
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2006-03-10, 5:43 PM #17
Not to mention Chuck Norris has his own trademark beard and roundhouse kick. By the way, someone mentioned that it's Chuck's birthdya today?
2006-03-10, 6:37 PM #18
I really wish my favorite had made it...

Originally posted by Chuck Norris Facts:
Chuck norris is so bad, he takes a baseball bat with him when he goes to the bathroom in case he poops out a wild cat and has to beat it to death.


I laugh SO hard every time somebody says that one. :D
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2006-03-11, 3:59 PM #19
Originally posted by Yecti:
I really wish my favorite had made it...



I laugh SO hard every time somebody says that one. :D


Im so sorry. Are you suffering from something?
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2006-03-11, 5:18 PM #20
I'm not a fan of any of his movies or the tv series, but the man has an incredible martial arts career. What does Vin Diesel have? I'm glad to see Chuck is getting some popularity.
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Kill one man, and you are a murderer. Kill millions of men, and you are a conqueror. Kill them all, and you are a god. - Jean Rostand.
2006-03-11, 5:39 PM #21
If Chuck Norris were to be in an upcoming movie, I'd go see it right away.
2006-03-11, 6:40 PM #22
Originally posted by Centrist:
I'm not a fan of any of his movies or the tv series, but the man has an incredible martial arts career. What does Vin Diesel have? I'm glad to see Chuck is getting some popularity.

1) Vin Diesel is in movies that don't completely suck
2) Vin Diesel is hot
2006-03-11, 8:24 PM #23
[QUOTE=Vincent Valentine]Hate.

Vin Diesel forever.[/QUOTE]

Chuck Norris once kicked Vin Diesel so hard it broke his career. Only a week later, he appearend in "The Pacifier"
Yeah, you stay here and take life seriously. I'll go and have some fun.
2006-03-11, 8:29 PM #24
Originally posted by Morpheus:
Chuck Norris once kicked Vin Diesel so hard it broke his career. Only a week later, he appearend in "The Pacifier"

That was a cute movie.
2006-03-11, 9:05 PM #25
Morpheous just made me laugh out loud.

I don't see how anyone can like Vin Diesel more than Chuck Norris.
2006-03-11, 9:47 PM #26
Fads suck. And I bet chuck does end up in a movie... every impressionable highschool/college/internetgoing person would see it.

o.0
2006-03-12, 10:17 AM #27
Myself included. :p
Historians are the most powerful and dangerous members of any society. They must be watched carefully... They can spoil everything. - Nikita Khrushchev.
Kill one man, and you are a murderer. Kill millions of men, and you are a conqueror. Kill them all, and you are a god. - Jean Rostand.
2006-03-12, 4:55 PM #28
[QUOTE=Vincent Valentine]1) Vin Diesel is in movies that don't completely suck
2) Vin Diesel is hot[/QUOTE]

Chuck Norris was in that one Bruce Lee movie and that did not suck I heard.
2006-03-12, 7:01 PM #29
[QUOTE=Vincent Valentine]1) Vin Diesel is in movies that don't completely suck
2) Vin Diesel is hot[/QUOTE]
His best movies are Saving Private Ryan and The Iron Giant.
>>untie shoes
2006-03-12, 8:33 PM #30
Originally posted by Bill:
His best movies are Saving Private Ryan and The Iron Giant.


I believe he gets his trash kicked in both. Sure he sort of comes back in the Iron Giant, but still.

He loses.
Epstein didn't kill himself.
2006-03-13, 2:55 AM #31
Originally posted by Morpheus:
Chuck Norris once kicked Vin Diesel so hard it broke his career. Only a week later, he appearend in "The Pacifier"

Hahaha...you should totally submit that as a fact. Or is it one already?
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2006-03-13, 1:17 PM #32
100% home made :cool: feel free to submit it, cause I can't be arsed to do it
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2006-03-13, 2:27 PM #33
Done!
2006-03-14, 5:55 PM #34
Originally posted by Bill:
You know it's only a matter of time until he finds his way back into movies.


And on that day, all atheists will stand up and yell triumphantly "Told you so!"
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2006-03-14, 8:18 PM #35
A Mirror I found on the WoW forums:

http://www.thatvideosite.com/view/1792.html

Warning: There are some girl pics on the right side of the page but no nudity as far as I can see.
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2006-03-14, 8:20 PM #36
WARNING: GIRLS LOL
2006-03-14, 9:43 PM #37
A teacher at my school looks exactly like chuck norris. The beard, the clothing, everything. Its awsome. He says his son has four roomates and whenever he walks in they all start laughing.
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2006-03-14, 11:07 PM #38
Chuck Norris can win at Connect Four in only 3 moves...

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