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Funny commercials...I need 'em.

2006-03-11, 9:39 AM #1

KnobZ

On DoorZ

Posts: 465

These two I found are alright:

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=8701616340917121004&q=funny+commercial
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5678003436040427460&q=funny+commercial

I need some more (and ideally, even funnier ones) for a project of mine. Help me out here fellas.

2006-03-11, 9:44 AM #2

Thrawn[numbarz]

colonpee addict

Posts: 11,951

Use the V-Dub one

2006-03-11, 11:49 AM #3

Ruthven

Not The Man He Once Was

Posts: 7,638

vat, are j00 Szinking aboyt!?

Code:

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

2006-03-11, 11:55 AM #4

Vin

No Longer Homeless!
Fancy Pants

Posts: 9,843

My favorite commercial of all time:

http://www.commercialcloset.org/cgi-bin/iowa/quicktime.html?record=264

2006-03-11, 11:58 AM #5

DEFINOTELY NOT SPE

Banned

Posts: 8,138

http://www.tubespot.com/node/109

just started coming on tv over here, i find it hilarious.

2006-03-11, 12:29 PM #6

LordVirus

Are you my mommy?

Posts: 554

Just search for Ayds on Google Video. Real commercials from the early eighties.

A mixture of hilarity and disgust ensue...

"And lo, let us open up into the holy book of Proxy2..." -genk
His pot is blacker than his kettle!

2006-03-11, 12:33 PM #7

Glyde Bane

Dances like a hippopotamus

Posts: 6,075

[QUOTE=Vincent Valentine]My favorite commercial of all time:

http://www.commercialcloset.org/cgi-bin/iowa/quicktime.html?record=264[/QUOTE]

that's amazing

"Jayne, this is something the Captain has to do for himself"

"N-No it's not!"

"Oh."

2006-03-11, 2:01 PM #8

KnightRider2000

Waited Too Long For This

Posts: 1,232

My Faviorite:

(language warning).

http://www.youtube.com/w/Mac-Switch-Parody-by-Hunter-Cressall?v=Z2HPxZygU6g&search=Mac%20OSX%20Vista%20compare%20funny

The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.

-G Man

2006-03-11, 2:10 PM #9

Michael MacFarlane

Unwitting troll accomplice

Posts: 8,272

Classic.

http://www.goyk.com/video.asp?path=900

If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.

2006-03-11, 2:36 PM #10

Space_Bandit

You stole my heart

Posts: 1,173

Originally posted by KnightRider2000:

My Faviorite:

(language warning).

http://www.youtube.com/w/Mac-Switch-Parody-by-Hunter-Cressall?v=Z2HPxZygU6g&search=Mac%20OSX%20Vista%20compare%20funny

That was funny.

"DON'T TASE ME BRO!" lol

2006-03-11, 4:09 PM #11

Ruthven

Not The Man He Once Was

Posts: 7,638

not a commercial, but HA! anyway

http://www.goyk.com/video.asp?path=897

Code:

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

2006-03-11, 4:51 PM #12

Antony

(Still) On 13 week vacation
LAWL

Posts: 10,289

Originally posted by KnightRider2000:

My Faviorite:

(language warning).

http://www.youtube.com/w/Mac-Switch-Parody-by-Hunter-Cressall?v=Z2HPxZygU6g&search=Mac%20OSX%20Vista%20compare%20funny

Hahaha. I haven't seen that in a few years. Funny stuff.

>>untie shoes

2006-03-11, 5:00 PM #13

Primate

Spoke too soon.

Posts: 830

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=478061097223989704&q=John+West

2006-03-11, 5:11 PM #14

Zell

Not the senator.r

Posts: 7,190

Hahahaha! I love this thread so much. Keep them coming.

Here, I'll add the V-Dub ads. Good stuff.

DO NOT WANT.

2006-03-11, 5:15 PM #15

Ruthven

Not The Man He Once Was

Posts: 7,638

Originally posted by Primate:

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=478061097223989704&q=John+West

f*ing awesome

Code:

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

2006-03-11, 10:33 PM #16

Jarl

Clean-Shaven and Baby-Smooth

Posts: 2,483

That guy in the V-Dub commercial reminds me of Ullie.
Karl Hungus.
The Nihlist *******.
Anyhoo...

-Someone post the one of the kayaker getting destroyed by the killer whale. It's one of those hyperbolic gaterade ads.

2006-03-11, 10:48 PM #17

Spook

-eeeee

Posts: 5,963

I like the one where the asian girl is giving a noodlejob.

You can find it, because I don't want to post it.

Epstein didn't kill himself.

2006-03-12, 2:20 AM #18

Sats

Is going to continue to take it.

Posts: 1,628

I thought this advert was great, posted it a while back but no one replied :p *sniff*

http://www.frenchconnection.com/campaign_06ss_video_film.html

/fluffle

2006-03-12, 7:21 AM #19

Pedro T Hutt

Registered User

Posts: 939

http://www.japander.com

That should contain a few. >.>;;

Seishun da!

2006-03-12, 7:23 AM #20

Ruthven

Not The Man He Once Was

Posts: 7,638

Originally posted by Sats:

I thought this advert was great, posted it a while back but no one replied :p *sniff*

http://www.frenchconnection.com/campaign_06ss_video_film.html

I'm gonna need bigger pants.

Code:

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

2006-03-12, 10:37 AM #21

Baconfish

ALL GLORY TO THE CONTEST WINNER

Posts: 18,004

I always liked this one - http://www.brian894x4.com/Hiluxbuggercommercial.mpg

Slight language warning I guess.

nope.

2006-03-12, 1:09 PM #22

Bounty Hunter 4 hire

Thinks we have dignity.

Posts: 2,099

I love the new Volkswagon commercials.

Steal my dreams and sell them back to me.....

2006-03-12, 1:34 PM #23

KOP_Snake

Snake in the Brass

Posts: 2,842

Originally posted by Ruthven:

I'm gonna need bigger pants.

I didnt see any asians in there :confused:

"Guns don't kill people, I kill people."

2006-03-13, 4:03 AM #24

SMOCK!

Didn't get to Paris

Posts: 5,292

Yes! I get to post this one!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=EIU1Ai5pTNI

Ban Jin!
Nobody really needs work when you have awesome. - xhuxus

2006-03-13, 12:42 PM #25

Sats

Is going to continue to take it.

Posts: 1,628

Originally posted by Ruthven:

I'm gonna need bigger pants.

The whole "2 random fit women fighting each other" thing is cool but i like it more for the ending

/fluffle

2006-03-13, 1:00 PM #26

Vin

No Longer Homeless!
Fancy Pants

Posts: 9,843

http://www.commercialcloset.org/cgi-bin/iowa/quicktime.html?record=805

this one has hot asian girls.

2006-03-13, 1:07 PM #27

Antony

(Still) On 13 week vacation
LAWL

Posts: 10,289

Originally posted by bearded_jarl:

That guy in the V-Dub commercial reminds me of Ullie.
Karl Hungus.
The Nihlist *******.
Anyhoo...

Yeah... gee.... I wonder why?

Oh and by the way...

http://youtube.com/results?search=terry+tate&search_type=search_videos&search=Search

>>untie shoes

2006-03-13, 1:38 PM #28

cazor

Hello Ladies

Posts: 4,515

Originally posted by bearded_jarl:

That guy in the V-Dub commercial reminds me of Ullie.
Karl Hungus.
The Nihlist *******.
Anyhoo...

same actor. erm bill beat me.

2006-03-13, 2:21 PM #29

Avenger

Positive!

Posts: 19,146

Originally posted by bearded_jarl:

That guy in the V-Dub commercial reminds me of Ullie.
Karl Hungus.
The Nihlist *******.
Anyhoo...

It is.

Grrrrr. I really need to read all the posts in the thread before posting. [/edit]

Pissed Off?

2006-03-13, 4:12 PM #30

Ric_Olie

Senior calculadora

Posts: 3,198

I'll go ahead and run down the classics that get posted all the time:

The XBox 360 commercial:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=c8Y0zaDa4w4&search=xbox%20360%20commercial
Carlton Drought Big Ad:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=IjOlvRttee8&search=big%20ad
Cog:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=dCOEv5CrKjs&search=honda%20cog
Honda Choir:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=GuyaVcqTgic&search=honda%20choir
Starbuck's Doubleshot:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=6bdBTbx9rSM&search=starbucks%20doubleshot
BBC Rush Hour (sorry, realplayer only):
http://ns33049.ovh.net/%7ebruno/parkour/rushhour.ram

Not really a commercial, but a movie trailer, a fake one, but genius nonetheless (LANGUAGE):
http://www.bradsucks.net.nyud.net:8080/music/videos/toystory2_requiem_hi.wmv

Marsz, marsz, Dąbrowski,
Z ziemi włoskiej do Polski,
Za twoim przewodem
Złączym się z narodem.

2006-03-13, 5:03 PM #31

Double Helix

Genetically Engineered

Posts: 583

Originally posted by Sats:

I thought this advert was great, posted it a while back but no one replied :p *sniff*

http://www.frenchconnection.com/campaign_06ss_video_film.html

I'm so confused...

"You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!" Anyone who recognizes this quote is awsome.

2006-03-13, 5:04 PM #32

Ruthven

Not The Man He Once Was

Posts: 7,638

[QUOTE=Vincent Valentine]http://www.commercialcloset.org/cgi-bin/iowa/quicktime.html?record=805

this one has hot asian girls.[/QUOTE]

/adds bookmark

Code:

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

2006-03-13, 5:16 PM #33

Jay

Hey guys, did you hear about Something Awful?

Posts: 8,804

Originally posted by KnobZ:

The sinking about one was posted (by me) before. I don't care though

Windows Vista features

2006-03-14, 4:38 PM #34

Jarl

Clean-Shaven and Baby-Smooth

Posts: 2,483

Two days of nothing, then three people post the same response in a 15 minute period. Amazing.
Hah.

-"Bill Beat Me"