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Celebs you are attracted too
2006-03-16, 6:28 PM #81
Wow, this thread died fast.
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2006-03-16, 6:55 PM #82
this thread got me started....

i'm SO gonna download porn now.
Code:
if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}
2006-03-16, 7:16 PM #83
That's nice
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2006-03-16, 7:37 PM #84
Originally posted by Ruthven:
this thread got me started....

i'm SO gonna download porn now.



LMAO that rocked lol
2006-03-16, 7:41 PM #85
sorry gandalf.
Code:
if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}
2006-03-16, 7:42 PM #86
jedigandalf at gmail dot com

>.>
Code to the left of him, code to the right of him, code in front of him compil'd and thundered. Programm'd at with shot and $SHELL. Boldly he typed and well. Into the jaws of C. Into the mouth of PERL. Debug'd the 0x258.
2006-03-16, 11:20 PM #87
Liv.
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2006-03-16, 11:47 PM #88
Originally posted by Bill:
Why does every massassian love girls that you would break in half if you ever got them in the sack?


<3

[http://www.fillionaires.com/Nathan%20pics/NF14.jpg]

dean cain's of course a classic
[http://www.fortunecity.com/millenium/okehampton/345/cain/cain24.jpg]

Ewan McGregor
[http://film.onet.pl/_i/news/0106/ewan.jpg]

Mark and Roger from Rent
[http://www.playbill.com/images/photos/rent1_1098800769.jpg]

but especially Mark
[http://www.dreaminaway.net/mark/b/wyo-header.png]
Fincham: Where are you going?
Me: I have no idea
Fincham: I meant where are you sitting. This wasn't an existential question.
2006-03-16, 11:50 PM #89
i'd marry her, but... i wouldnt bang her.

well I would, but it would be a shame.

it would be like urinating on a flower. :(


[edit, no, not sugarless, i meant liv :eek: ]
Code:
if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}
2006-03-17, 5:52 PM #90
Well after seeing V for Vendetta.

[http://handson.provocateuse.com/images/photos/hugo_weaving_02.jpg]
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Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2006-03-17, 5:57 PM #91
Liv is the ugliest celeb ever. Free probably get off to monkeys.
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2006-03-17, 8:13 PM #92
KIRBS DID NOT GET OWNED. KIRBS SAD!
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2006-03-17, 8:19 PM #93
Originally posted by JediKirby:
KIRBS DID NOT GET OWNED. KIRBS SAD!


Haha, denial!
2006-03-17, 10:36 PM #94
Originally posted by Ubuu:
Liv is the ugliest celeb ever. Free probably get off to monkeys.


I'd ask you to hand over whatever **** you're smoking, but drugs usually make women look more beautiful than they are. :p So I dunno, you're probably just saying stupid **** to get me angry.
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2006-03-17, 11:20 PM #95
No, he isnt. Liv really does look like crap.
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2006-03-17, 11:55 PM #96
Dude...everynight I go out I see girls 10000000000000000X as hot as Liv. Get out...see the light. She is a ****ing zombie.
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10/7/85 - 12/9/03
2006-03-17, 11:58 PM #97
Jude Law
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2006-03-17, 11:58 PM #98
Vinny's gay.
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2006-03-17, 11:58 PM #99
ubuu's black.
2006-03-17, 11:59 PM #100
Just wanted to state the obvious.
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2006-03-18, 12:01 AM #101
PS: Uma Thurman

(Uma Thurman + Jude Law = Gattaca - Ethan Hawke)
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2006-03-18, 4:12 AM #102
Originally posted by Ubuu:
Dude...everynight I go out I see girls 10000000000000000X as hot as Liv. Get out...see the light. She is a ****ing zombie.


Exaggerate much?
woot!
2006-03-18, 6:08 AM #103
This thread needs more Liv Tyler.
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Think while it's still legal.
2006-03-18, 6:22 AM #104
Those are some mega nostrils.
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2006-03-18, 9:39 AM #105
Vincent Gallo.
:master::master::master:
2006-03-18, 10:02 AM #106
Originally posted by Freelancer:
Liv.

Those are some of the better pictures of her. I don't understand how anyone can straight up call her ugly based on those photos. People that do are usually just thread crapping...ahem.
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2006-03-18, 11:11 AM #107
She's not ugly, but not very attractive (to me) either.
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2006-03-18, 11:57 AM #108
Originally posted by Freelancer:
Liv.



GAHHH! That was one of the parts that wasn't in the book!
2006-03-18, 12:26 PM #109
[QUOTE=Victor Van Dort]This thread needs more Liv Tyler.[/QUOTE]I think it's really funny that someone who looks like you is so open and willing to criticize the appearance of someone who would likely projectile vomit if she ever gazed upon your unholy visage.

Liv Tyler looks fine. She's not the best-looking woman in Hollywood, but she still wouldn't sleep with you. So shut it.
2006-03-18, 3:53 PM #110
this thread needs more pictures of hot celebs.
People of our generation should not be subjected to mornings.

Rbots
2006-03-18, 4:29 PM #111
>.>
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2006-03-18, 4:33 PM #112
haha YES
Fincham: Where are you going?
Me: I have no idea
Fincham: I meant where are you sitting. This wasn't an existential question.
2006-03-18, 4:57 PM #113
My best mate (girl) is obsessed with James Purefoy (puresex). He was in Rome and A Knight's Tale.

Any ladies interested shoud google/imdb him.

And my lovely Vinny should too ;)
2006-03-18, 5:11 PM #114
[QUOTE=James Bond]this thread needs more pictures of hot celebs.[/QUOTE]
Monica Bellucci!
[http://img299.imageshack.us/img299/3614/mb9rm.jpg]
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2006-03-18, 5:30 PM #115
I have the same birthday as her.
2006-03-18, 6:06 PM #116
Well done, Emon.
Pissed Off?
2006-03-18, 6:12 PM #117
Originally posted by Emon:
Monica Bellucci!
[http://img299.imageshack.us/img299/3614/mb9rm.jpg]
thats more like it. :D
People of our generation should not be subjected to mornings.

Rbots
2006-03-18, 6:29 PM #118
Zooey Deschanel > *
And when the moment is right, I'm gonna fly a kite.
2006-03-18, 9:21 PM #119
Originally posted by gbk:
Zooey Deschanel > *


I must disagree. :)
woot!
2006-03-18, 10:48 PM #120
Originally posted by Emon:
Monica Bellucci!
[http://img299.imageshack.us/img299/3614/mb9rm.jpg]


Was she in the latest Zorro movie?

*Damn* was she hot in that.
"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009
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