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Natalie Portman Rap

2006-03-16, 4:18 PM #1

Avenger

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Hasn't been posted here. She was on SNL a few weeks back. Thought this was hilarious.

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2006-03-16, 4:34 PM #2

mscbuck

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Lazy Sunday > *

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2006-03-16, 4:53 PM #3

Cloud

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Yep this is definitely Darth Vader's wife....

2006-03-16, 6:01 PM #4

JudgeDredd

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Hmmm.

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2006-03-16, 6:41 PM #5

Primate

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Hehe, that's awesome!

2006-03-16, 6:48 PM #6

Chewbubba

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Yeah, it was posted here. I remember seeing it. I just can't find the thread.

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2006-03-16, 6:57 PM #7

Ruthven

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ok, Natalie Portman is officially lame.

Code:

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

2006-03-16, 6:58 PM #8

mscbuck

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Wow, when I looked at this thread a second time, I read it as "Natalie Portman Rape".

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2006-03-16, 7:17 PM #9

Demon_Nightmare

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I agree, it's too much trying to copy the success of Lazy Sunday - therefore, it just isn't as funny.

2006-03-16, 7:17 PM #10

Daft_Vader

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I haven't laughed that hard in weeks. This is comic genious. I wonder who the Natalie look-alike was.

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2006-03-16, 7:29 PM #11

Avenger

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That was Natalie Portman

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2006-03-16, 7:35 PM #12

JDKNITE188

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I couldn't stand it. It was too over-the-top for Natalie Portman.

Lazy Sunday FTW

2006-03-16, 7:45 PM #13

Daft_Vader

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Originally posted by Avenger:

That was Natalie Portman

Whoah, I .... just ..... that's not what I expected from her. Whoah.

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2006-03-16, 7:46 PM #14

Axis

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Originally posted by Ruthven:

ok, Natalie Portman is officially lame.

Yeah. That was kinda stupid.

2006-03-16, 8:13 PM #15

JLee

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Originally posted by Ruthven:

ok, Natalie Portman is officially lame.

Having a bit of fun makes someone lame?

Alrighty then..I'd still hang out with her over you any day of the week.

:p

woot!

2006-03-16, 9:05 PM #16

Space_Bandit

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Heh, the girl cuts her hair and thinks she's a gangster :rolleyes:

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2006-03-16, 9:28 PM #17

Jep

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Whoa. I want to break beer bottles on my head too.

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2006-03-16, 9:30 PM #18

Space_Bandit

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So these are the psychological effects of working for George Lucas for all those years.

-Got it.

"DON'T TASE ME BRO!" lol

2006-03-16, 10:55 PM #19

Ruthven

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Originally posted by Space_Bandit:

So these are the psychological effects of working for George Lucas for all those years.

-Got it.

no ... she cut her hair... and went a bit lesbianish on us,

hence, she turned into an angry butch rapper.

werd.

Code:

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

2006-03-16, 11:58 PM #20

KOP_Snake

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Originally posted by Ruthven:

no ... she cut her hair... and went a bit lesbianish on us,

hence, she turned into an angry butch rapper.

werd.

Its an SNL skit... as in not real. Perhaps you've never heard of satire?

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2006-03-17, 4:23 AM #21

JLee

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Originally posted by KOP_Snake:

Its an SNL skit... as in not real. Perhaps you've never heard of satire?

Apparently not. :p

woot!

2006-03-17, 4:51 AM #22

Jep

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Originally posted by KOP_Snake:

Its an SNL skit... as in not real. Perhaps you've never heard of satire?

He's brit. :p

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Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless

2006-03-17, 5:15 AM #23

Jep

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I think natalie looks kinda cute with her hair cute short. Well in the rap sequences anyways, didn't look that great in the interview itself.

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2006-03-17, 5:56 AM #24

Baconfish

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SNL is just ****ing stupid.

[Edited for a better opinion statement.]

nope.

2006-03-17, 8:38 AM #25

TimeWolfOfThePast

Why not?

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And once again, massassians take something that isn't meant to be serious - seriously.

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2006-03-17, 9:47 AM #26

Vin

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I am so turned on.

2006-03-17, 9:50 AM #27

ECHOMAN

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heh

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2006-03-17, 9:53 AM #28

Ruthven

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i dont look like that :p

i have dark brown ginger locks. :gbk:

Code:

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

2006-03-17, 10:48 AM #29

Primate

Spoke too soon.

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Man, you have a massive left nostril.

2006-03-17, 10:53 AM #30

Obi_Kwiet

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That was annoying. But then Natalie Portman was always annoying.