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The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift
2006-03-16, 10:22 PM #1
http://movies.yahoo.com/shop?d=hv&id=1808715999&cf=info

Within 30 seconds of the preview I was already no longer impressed. Wow, just like the last 2, except now the cars go SIDEWAYS EVERY TEN SECONDS.
I can't think of anything to put here right now.
2006-03-16, 10:44 PM #2
Please.

STOP MAKING MOVIES!!!!

1st film: Kinda Blew

2nd film: Kinda like REALLY Blew

3rd film: GIVE IT A REST!?!?!
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2006-03-16, 11:16 PM #3
Is this the kind of movie that chavs watch?
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2006-03-16, 11:19 PM #4
yes, yes it is.
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2006-03-16, 11:19 PM #5
HAHA ITS BOW WOW SWEEEEET
[01:52] <~Nikumubeki> Because it's MBEGGAR BEGS LIKE A BEGONI.
2006-03-16, 11:21 PM #6
/me throws a wedding cake at MBeggar.

Bow wow?
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2006-03-16, 11:21 PM #7
I'm sorry, were you a fan of the first two?
2006-03-16, 11:26 PM #8
I am sick and tired of these movies. They have horrible acting, horrible plot, and watching fast cars gets old. Really. ****ing. Quick.
The tired anthem of a loser and a hypocrite.
2006-03-16, 11:32 PM #9
So...the first one had asian girls in the crowds hanging out looking sexy around cars. The second one had a main character be an asian girl looking sexy around cars, and now they just centered the whole movie on it.

I only hope that when it comes to theaters, they'll play the V-Dub unpimping commercials before it starts. And in the middle of it. And when it's over. :D
"We came, we saw, we conquered, we...woke up!"
2006-03-17, 12:09 AM #10
First one kicked ***, second one blew ***, and the third one sounds like its going to eat ***.
2006-03-17, 12:18 AM #11
It's like they keep trying to one up themselves with suck.

The first movie was suck. The second was super suck.

This..

This is just ultra suck, on a god damned stick.
2006-03-17, 12:19 AM #12
I'm glad Vin Diesel had the good sense to get out of it before the second one.
Stuff
2006-03-17, 12:25 AM #13
Great, just what the damn ricers need. More "inspiration".
2006-03-17, 5:22 AM #14
Wow, look at all those Supras :p
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2006-03-17, 5:33 AM #15
Hmm, another movie most guys will consider best ever and I will rather play Deus Ex.

Better choice.
Star Wars: TODOA | DXN - Deus Ex: Nihilum
2006-03-17, 5:34 AM #16
Isn't this like the third thread you've made about this movie? With each one having you go "this'll suck"? After a while, I think we get it :p
D E A T H
2006-03-17, 7:28 AM #17
Hey, its like they took a relatively interesting newer style of racing, and pissed on it by calling it street racing!
2006-03-17, 7:32 AM #18
I think I just vomited a little in my mouth. *gulp*
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2006-03-17, 8:02 AM #19
I just pooped a little in my pants. LOl
2006-03-17, 8:47 AM #20
Never saw the trailer or read the plot summary until now, but I still think it will suck big time, as many of us do. As I was watching the trailer, I had to ask myself why so many westerners were in Japan.

Hollywood is desperate.
2006-03-17, 9:37 AM #21
Quote:
Within 30 seconds of the preview I was already no longer impressed


It took you that long?
2006-03-17, 10:46 AM #22
You had to watch the trailer to know it's going to suck? I can't even make it through half of the second movie.
2006-03-17, 2:25 PM #23
Oh whatever ---- I bet half of you who are whining will still go see it.

Heck I'll see it. If nothing else than for the cars.
-There are easier things in life than finding a good woman, like nailing Jello to a tree, for instance

Tazz
2006-03-17, 3:17 PM #24
Originally posted by Tazz:
Oh whatever ---- I bet half of you who are whining will still go see it.


I rented the first one. Once. That's it. :p
2006-03-17, 3:25 PM #25
I'm suprised no one has posted this yet:

http://www.thefacebite.com/3urious.html
2006-03-17, 5:44 PM #26
There need to a movie where a crowd of people engaging in street racing are killed by badass guys like John Preston, Blade, or V.
2006-03-17, 5:45 PM #27
Originally posted by Axis:
http://www.thefacebite.com/3urious.html


Haha
2006-03-17, 6:03 PM #28
Originally posted by -Monoxide-:
First one kicked ***, second one blew ***, and the third one sounds like its going to eat ***.


My thoughts exactly.
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2006-03-17, 10:39 PM #29
[QUOTE=Dj Yoshi]Isn't this like the third thread you've made about this movie? With each one having you go "this'll suck"? After a while, I think we get it :p[/QUOTE]

But it's still fun to laugh at. The first thread was me mostly crying at the bastardizations of the 350Z and G35 coupes.
I can't think of anything to put here right now.
2006-03-17, 10:44 PM #30
this looks worse than snakes on a plane
Moo.
2006-03-18, 6:57 AM #31
What's great is a lot of massassians will go to see it just for the cars. They'll come back and say "What a waste of $8.50!!!"

Then I'll say "HA! Looks like the movie companies succeeded in taking your money yet again! :P"

I'll probably end up seeing it when it goes to the cheap theaters. I like drifting, I like import tuning. I definitely don't think it looks even B grade, but hey, it sure looks like a live action NFS: Underground 2, and that has to be worth $2.
-There are easier things in life than finding a good woman, like nailing Jello to a tree, for instance

Tazz
2006-03-18, 8:33 PM #32
Your assumption that most of us will see it is unfounded. I know I don't see every piece of crap that comes to theaters. I haven't seen the second one, and I only saw the first one on TV because Vin Diesel kicks ***.
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... I thought I had won."
2006-03-18, 8:42 PM #33
I -rarely- watch movies.

o.0
2006-03-18, 9:41 PM #34
i havn't seen any of them

nor do i ever intend to
Moo.
2006-03-18, 10:09 PM #35
Originally posted by Tazz:
Oh whatever ---- I bet half of you who are whining will still go see it.

Heck I'll see it. If nothing else than for the cars.


now that i see this... i understand why you said v for vendetta looks like "the dumbest looking movie this year"
2006-03-18, 10:13 PM #36
Originally posted by Tazz:
What's great is a lot of massassians will go to see it just for the cars.

...


Then I'll say "HA! Looks like the movie companies succeeded in taking your money yet again! :P"


Originally posted by Tazz:
Heck I'll see it. If nothing else than for the cars.



wraarr.
2006-03-19, 12:01 AM #37
looks neat, ill probably see it in theaters
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2006-03-19, 2:38 AM #38
Originally posted by Tazz:
Oh whatever ---- I bet half of you who are whining will still go see it.

Heck I'll see it. If nothing else than for the cars.


I'll pay to see that the day I feel like literally throwing money down a toilet and flushing it

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