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Snakes on a motha' f***n' TRAILER!!!
2006-03-17, 10:10 AM #1
http://www.tagworld.com/snakesonaplane


SNAKES ON A PLANE
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2006-03-17, 10:12 AM #2
uh...
wow?
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2006-03-17, 10:12 AM #3
Wow.

It really IS just snakes on a plane.

I'm going to see this in theatres.

Three times.
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2006-03-17, 10:12 AM #4
That was the dumbest thing I ever saw.
2006-03-17, 10:13 AM #5
That just looked ****ing stupid.
nope.
2006-03-17, 10:30 AM #6
****ING HELL YES ****ING SNAKES ON A PLANE.
2006-03-17, 10:30 AM #7
Ha ha, yes! :p
2006-03-17, 10:30 AM #8
That is so retarded :p
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2006-03-17, 10:32 AM #9
OH MY GOD THAT WAS AWESOME
Moo.
2006-03-17, 10:34 AM #10
That was great, but the CG looks absolutely terrible.
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2006-03-17, 10:44 AM #11
I just deleted all my porn, and instead I'm going to fill the empty space with copies of this trailer.
Stuff
2006-03-17, 10:59 AM #12
Originally posted by kyle90:
I just deleted all my porn, and instead I'm going to fill the empty space with copies of this trailer.


So you basically deleted 97.6% of all the files on your harddrive?
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2006-03-17, 11:02 AM #13
And threw away 600 DVDs?
2006-03-17, 11:26 AM #14
Naw I only have about 65 gigs right now.

Or rather, I did, until I filled it with multiple copies of the Snakes on a Plane trailer.
Stuff
2006-03-17, 11:41 AM #15
Well, the trailer had snakes. Insane amount of snakes.
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2006-03-17, 12:22 PM #16
Holy crap that's a lotta snakes!
2006-03-17, 12:23 PM #17
AND THEY'RE ON A PLANE!!!
2006-03-17, 12:25 PM #18
I cannot wait for this.

Who wants to break in and steal a copy of it before it hits theaters with me?
2006-03-17, 12:30 PM #19
You know, even if this turns out to be the worst movie ever, it will still make tons of money for two reasons. Its got Samuel L. Jackson, and the title is Snakes on a Plane.
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2006-03-17, 12:36 PM #20
I like it - more movies should be titled like this. Titles should be descriptive.
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2006-03-17, 12:42 PM #21
words in that trailer - 10

- enough is enough, I've had it with these snakes....
- run!

people screaming in that trailer - more than 10!

AAHAHAHAHAHHAA

damn that film is going to be great.
People of our generation should not be subjected to mornings.

Rbots
2006-03-17, 12:45 PM #22
Bruce Willis in "Rescuing The Nakatomi Plaza From East German Terrorists Led By Alan Rickman."

It has a nice ring to it.
nope.
2006-03-17, 1:43 PM #23
Terrorists on a Plaza?
2006-03-17, 1:44 PM #24
Naw, it'd be "Terrorists in a Tower.... ON CHRISTMAS EVE"
Stuff
2006-03-17, 1:47 PM #25
I hate snakes.

But even so, I may go see it still.
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2006-03-17, 1:57 PM #26
I think I just pooped a little here and there... :(
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2006-03-17, 2:00 PM #27
The sequel: Snakes on a Train!
2006-03-17, 2:16 PM #28
That was an awful trailer.

I laughed many, many times. :)
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2006-03-17, 2:28 PM #29
This is going to be the best movie EVER.
2006-03-17, 2:29 PM #30
Aww hell yeah!

They might as well hand them all an Oscar now and save time.
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2006-03-17, 2:36 PM #31
YES.
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2006-03-17, 2:37 PM #32
Holy crap, this movie will be better than Anaconda and King Cobra combined.
2006-03-17, 2:45 PM #33
This movie might give Ultraviolet competition for the best awesomely bad movie ever. I'll have to see it <_<
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2006-03-17, 3:02 PM #34
Wow.

The lameness of this movie is -so- intense that I can only wonder... is this really a movie coming out, or is it a joke?

If it is real, I will definately want to see it. Just... to laugh.
2006-03-17, 3:06 PM #35
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2006-03-17, 3:09 PM #36
I certainly didn't think there would be that many snakes on a plane. This movie just gets better and better.
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2006-03-17, 4:01 PM #37
At first, I though this was a trick and it wouldn't be the real trailer. And then I saw it was the real trailer, and got really, really happy.
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2006-03-17, 4:56 PM #38
DO NOT WANT!
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2006-03-17, 5:01 PM #39
I'm having a hard time convincing myself to take the time to watch this..lol
woot!
2006-03-17, 5:52 PM #40
It looks so stupid that I have to see it.
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