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The MYSTERY ROCK
2006-03-17, 11:35 AM #1
So I was walking home from class today and noticed this rock that looks WAY out of place geologically, and shall heretofore be referred to as "the MYSTERY ROCK". I was too afraid to move it because it's the MYSTERY ROCK but I've calculated there's an equal probability of any of these four things being underneath the MYSTERY ROCK:

- a billion dollars worth of diamonds and/or pure gold

- a meth lab

- 60 500GB hard drives filled with furry anime tentacle rape porn

- a new Hummer H2. Actually no, wait, I bet there's THREE of them.

I'll go back tonight and look and maybe move the MYSTERY ROCK to see what's under the MYSTERY ROCK. I have to wait until there's no people around because they might SEE me moving the MYSTERY ROCK and that would be BAD.
Stuff
2006-03-17, 11:39 AM #2
You'll find an old tin containing quite a lot of money and directions for finding an Andy DuFresne
2006-03-17, 11:41 AM #3
Free Kevin Mitnick!
2006-03-17, 11:46 AM #4
Homeless people tend to live under rocks.

[http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v308/Echoness101/wow.jpg]
SnailIracing:n(500tpostshpereline)pants
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2006-03-17, 11:48 AM #5
lol, I hate you.

:p
If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

Lassev: I guess there was something captivating in savagery, because I liked it.
2006-03-17, 11:57 AM #6
I demand pictures of this MYSTERY ROCK. But you shouldn't move it after you've taken the pictures. Better be safe and wait a few days. You could never know...


Oh, and make sure that it is possible to get the exact location of the MYSTERY ROCK with the pictures... :em321:
Sorry for the lousy German
2006-03-17, 12:14 PM #7
Okay, I went and took a picture of the MYSTERY ROCK. I had to be quick because... there were PEOPLE STANDING NEAR IT! And the plot thickens! The people were disguised as university students waiting in line for the nearby hotdog stand, but I know they were actually mafia/CIA/aliens who were protecting the rock. I'm really worried, guys, now they might be on to me. If I don't post again, you'll know what happened.

[http://img464.imageshack.us/img464/6827/mysteryrock2vy.jpg]

I'm going home for the weekend so I won't be able to see what's underneath it until Monday at the earliest.
Stuff
2006-03-17, 12:21 PM #8
This is why Massassi makes my day. Just don't let the CIA agenst get you Kyle. They may be watching you even as I type this... :eek:
Life is beautiful.
2006-03-17, 12:23 PM #9
The rock is going to be sticky and covered in a clear substance. If you move the rock it will be replaced by a log the next day.

[QUOTE=Rogue Leader]This is why Massassi makes my day.[/QUOTE]hurr. If you like this thread you'd probably like SA. But that doesn't mean SA would like you.
2006-03-17, 12:27 PM #10
You must tunnel underneath the ground and chisel away at the earth beneath the rock. Make sure to stand right under it so it doesn't fall on what you may find.
"We came, we saw, we conquered, we...woke up!"
2006-03-17, 12:35 PM #11
For my sake, I hope you pick up the rock and there's semen or brown recluse spiders all over under it.
If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

Lassev: I guess there was something captivating in savagery, because I liked it.
2006-03-17, 12:40 PM #12
...or better yet, brown recluse semen!
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2006-03-17, 12:41 PM #13
Yeah... Massassi. :eek:
2006-03-17, 12:45 PM #14
Originally posted by kyle90:
- 60 500GB hard drives filled with furry anime tentacle rape porn

You've been in ADTRW haven't you...
Code to the left of him, code to the right of him, code in front of him compil'd and thundered. Programm'd at with shot and $SHELL. Boldly he typed and well. Into the jaws of C. Into the mouth of PERL. Debug'd the 0x258.
2006-03-17, 12:51 PM #15
No, I swear to god! Truth is, I might have accidentally come across something far, far worse. It starts with a "4" and ends with a "chan".

I ordered some eye bleach but it hasn't come in yet.
Stuff
2006-03-17, 1:42 PM #16
4chan's only bad in /d/.
...
This is awkward.

-But it's not as bad as fchan. Especially the /ah/ section!
2006-03-17, 2:26 PM #17
Chuck Norris already knows what's under the rock.
Pissed Off?
2006-03-17, 2:48 PM #18
His career
"Jayne, this is something the Captain has to do for himself"

"N-No it's not!"

"Oh."
2006-03-17, 2:55 PM #19
[QUOTE=Glyde Bane]His career[/QUOTE]

lol so true
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2006-03-17, 2:59 PM #20
It is clearly the mother of that smaller rock next to it. If you get too close to either, the mother will defensively smite you.
2006-03-17, 3:03 PM #21
Originally posted by bearded_jarl:
But it's not as bad as fchan. Especially the /ah/ section!

That's debateable.
Hey, Blue? I'm loving the things you do. From the very first time, the fight you fight for will always be mine.
2006-03-19, 2:54 PM #22
yerf yerf yerfity yerf
2006-03-19, 3:01 PM #23
At my grandparents home in Newfoundland, I stumbled upon what looked like a core sample from a large rock on a beach 20ft away from their home. It was PERFECTLY cylinderical (sp?) and its length was no more then 6 inches. It was pretty darn strange, I kept it for a while until I realized, its just a rock. :)
Got a permanent feather in my cap;
Got a stretch to my stride;
a stroll to my step;
2006-03-19, 3:11 PM #24
I bet you hear that a lot.
2006-03-19, 3:22 PM #25
Originally posted by Sol:
At my grandparents home in Newfoundland, I stumbled upon what looked like a core sample from a large rock on a beach 20ft away from their home. It was PERFECTLY cylinderical (sp?) and its length was no more then 6 inches. It was pretty darn strange, I kept it for a while until I realized, its just a rock. :)


Probably a hole drilled for dynamite.
2006-03-19, 3:26 PM #26
I love this thread.
I had a blog. It sucked.
2006-03-19, 3:54 PM #27
This is gonna be as corny as Doctor Who.
2006-03-19, 4:00 PM #28
[http://www.eternalnight.co.uk/chronicle/c27/dalek.jpg]

[QUOTE=A Dalek]YOU HAVE VEN-TURED TOO CLOSE TO THE MYS-TER-Y ROCK. YOU WILL BE EX-TER-MIN-A-TED.[/QUOTE]
2006-03-20, 6:54 PM #29
Well, what was under the rock?
SnailIracing:n(500tpostshpereline)pants
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2006-03-20, 6:57 PM #30
I'm gonna go see later tonight; I have to get prepared and I want it to be late at night so nobody is around.

For SCIENCE! I shall unearth the mystery of the MYSTERY ROCK.
Stuff
2006-03-20, 6:59 PM #31
You better take another person. You have to make sure the rock is actually lifted.
SnailIracing:n(500tpostshpereline)pants
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2006-03-20, 8:14 PM #32
Originally posted by Jon`C:
The rock is going to be sticky and covered in a clear substance. If you move the rock it will be replaced by a log the next day.

hurr. If you like this thread you'd probably like SA. But that doesn't mean SA would like you.


I like the atmosphere here better. :)
Life is beautiful.
2006-03-20, 8:35 PM #33
paying for a forum account => sad
2006-03-20, 9:00 PM #34
Meh, it's only :10bux:, one time payment. I just spent twice that on pizza.
Stuff
2006-03-20, 9:01 PM #35
Originally posted by ragna:
paying for a forum account => sad
Yeah. The only thing more sad than that is the fact that you are on the internet.
2006-03-20, 9:07 PM #36
Originally posted by kyle90:
No, I swear to god! Truth is, I might have accidentally come across something far, far worse. It starts with a "4" and ends with a "chan".

I ordered some eye bleach but it hasn't come in yet.


Avoid FYAD, trust me.
2006-03-20, 9:07 PM #37
It's true. Paying for forum accounts sucks.

-That's why you have to become a member before they start charging. That's where I get all my premium quality porn.
2006-03-20, 9:10 PM #38
Originally posted by bearded_jarl:
It's true. Paying for forum accounts sucks.


No, it doesn't. It pays for itself when its SA.
2006-03-20, 9:15 PM #39
Originally posted by Stinkywrix:
Avoid FYAD, trust me.


I never understood that place. I've wandered in there a couple of times in an attempt to figure out its purpose, but no luck yet.

And I'm pretty sure that if I post in there, no matter what I say I'll be told to "GB2GBS"
Stuff
2006-03-20, 9:17 PM #40
Originally posted by bearded_jarl:
That's why you have to become a member before they start charging. That's where I get all my premium quality porn.
DPPH closed a long time ago. :gbk:
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