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Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope
2006-03-18, 3:20 AM #1
One line at a time:

C-3PO: Did you hear that? They've shut down the main reactor. We'll
be destroyed for sure. This is madness!
"Guns don't kill people, I kill people."
2006-03-18, 3:20 AM #2
*Beeping*
2006-03-18, 5:06 AM #3
THREEPIO: We're doomed!
"Harriet, sweet Harriet - hard-hearted harbinger of haggis."
2006-03-18, 5:59 AM #4
*feet clattering as rebels fall into formation*
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2006-03-18, 6:15 AM #5
THREEPIO: There'll be no escape for the Princess this time.
"Harriet, sweet Harriet - hard-hearted harbinger of haggis."
2006-03-18, 6:46 AM #6
ARTOO: *Beep Beep*
Wes Darklighter
|Theed|
2006-03-18, 7:00 AM #7
*Luke makes plans to go to Tosche station with friends*
2006-03-18, 8:12 AM #8
Owen: "hey jawas are here, lets go look at some"
Holy soap opera Batman. - FGR
DARWIN WILL PREVENT THE DOWNFALL OF OUR RACE. - Rob
Free Jin!
2006-03-18, 8:19 AM #9
didn't we miss some things?

I think next was:

*lots of shooting*

Vader: "Comander tear this ship apart and bring me the passengers I want them alive"

something like that...maybe, it's been a while
“Without education we are in a horrible and deadly danger of taking educated people seriously.” -G.K. Chesterton
2006-03-18, 8:25 AM #10
C3P0: Hey, you're not permitted in there... it's restricted..

(I think we screwed the chronology somewhere)
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2006-03-18, 8:28 AM #11
R2: *beep beep beep **** you*
幻術
2006-03-18, 8:39 AM #12
C3P0: Don't you call me a mindless philosophy you overweight glob of grease, now get out of there before someone sees you!
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2006-03-18, 9:36 AM #13
*stormie

Look i found one.
[If thats wrong oh well]
2006-03-18, 10:32 AM #14
You mean: "Look Sir, droids!" :p

But first:

"There goes another."

"Hold your fire, there are no lifeforms."
ORJ / My Level: ORJ Temple Tournament I
2006-03-18, 10:36 AM #15
What the hell, this is not anything how ANH goes.

I suggest all posts after and including Hebedee to be deleted.

(Hey, if we have to be Nerdissimus Maximum let's at least be so perfectly)
Star Wars: TODOA | DXN - Deus Ex: Nihilum
2006-03-18, 10:37 AM #16
[Boy, this is all screwed up - we skipped the whole Vader-enters-the-Tantive-IV bit. Anyway... ]

*bouncing around in sandcrawler*

THREEPIO: Wake up! Wake up! We're doomed!

[FGR beat me to it. Instead of redoing everything, just start here.]
"Harriet, sweet Harriet - hard-hearted harbinger of haggis."
2006-03-18, 10:39 AM #17
ROAR.

*directed by George Lucas*
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2006-03-18, 10:39 AM #18
THREEPIO: "That's funny, the damage doesn't look as bad from out here."

[Edit: It's all wrong. :(]
Wes Darklighter
|Theed|
2006-03-18, 10:49 AM #19
[I give up]

Han: Now let's blow this thing and go home!

:D
"Harriet, sweet Harriet - hard-hearted harbinger of haggis."
2006-03-18, 10:51 AM #20
Han: Great shot kid! That's one in a million!

Chewie: Wrar.
2006-03-18, 10:55 AM #21
OBI WAN'S VOICE: "Remember, the Force will be with you...always."
Wes Darklighter
|Theed|
2006-03-18, 10:57 AM #22
Luke getting off xwing : Carrie!

Leia ruunning and hugging *whisper* : I'll be thanking you personally in your bedroom later.

Luke : Carrie!
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2006-03-18, 11:11 AM #23
*everyone goes into the temple for the ceremony*
2006-03-18, 11:20 AM #24
... This was the worst display I've ever seen. *sniff* lol
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The OSC Empire
10 of 14 -- 27 Lives On
2006-03-18, 11:23 AM #25
This couldn't have gotten much worse so...:


[http://3do.jediknight.net/dcm/strips/01.gif]
“Without education we are in a horrible and deadly danger of taking educated people seriously.” -G.K. Chesterton
2006-03-18, 11:26 AM #26
<3 DCM
2006-03-18, 12:58 PM #27
Jar Jar Binks: Gungans have grand army. That's why you no liking us meesa thinks.
.
2006-03-18, 1:21 PM #28
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO00000000000000000ooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
I had a blog. It sucked.
2006-03-18, 2:26 PM #29
Everyone here gets an F.

And by F, I mean you all FAILED.
"Guns don't kill people, I kill people."
2006-03-18, 2:32 PM #30
Anakin: Yippee!

-Wait... I think I got the wrong line.
2006-03-18, 2:32 PM #31
There was a time when I could have done the whole movie by myself, line for line. :eek:
Pissed Off?
2006-03-18, 4:55 PM #32
Me too :o

Although I think my one line was right :)
2006-03-19, 6:48 AM #33
No... I AM YOUR FATHER!!
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2006-03-19, 7:25 AM #34
This thread sucks because you all suck.
Hey, Blue? I'm loving the things you do. From the very first time, the fight you fight for will always be mine.
2006-03-19, 7:50 AM #35
Anakin: "I don't like sand. It's course and rough. it gets everywhere. Not like here. It's soft and warm."
Author of the JK levels:
Sand Trap & Sand Trap (Night)
2006-03-19, 8:10 AM #36
VADER: [Breathing] BRING ME MY EVIL COFFEE [Breathing] NOW.
2006-03-19, 8:27 AM #37
Everyone knows I have coffee while I watch radar!
Stuff
2006-03-19, 8:45 AM #38
Last night Darth Vader came down from Planet Vulcan and told me that if I didn't take Lorraine out, that he would melt my brain!
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2006-03-19, 8:50 AM #39
Teal'c: "You have been impregnated without copulation."
Vala: "Yes. And I'm absolutely terrified. Have any of you ever heard of anything like it?"
Mitchell: "Well there's one."
Teal'c: "Darth Vader."
Vala: "Really. How did that turn out?"
Stuff
2006-03-19, 8:52 AM #40
Originally posted by kyle90:
Everyone knows I have coffee while I watch radar!


<3 Mr. Coffee

"The radar sir, it appears to be jammed!"

*taste*

"Raspberry! There's only one person who would dare give me the raspberry!"
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