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Just when I thought it was the snow that was making the roads dangerous....
2006-03-21, 6:15 AM #1
Anyway, Indiana is getting snow today. No big deal, I know how to drive on it pretty good. I live out in the country, so it doesn't bother me much. So, I was driving home this morning and about a mile from my house I see something you don't see everyday: two bulls fighting in the middle of the road. I stop my car for a minute, and watched the ensuing fight. They butted heads for quite a while and it seemed like a stalemate, so I drove on past them and they paid me no attention. Thought I would like to share.
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2006-03-21, 6:39 AM #2
Fortunatley they didn't decide to turn on you or there might be a hefty car repair bill.
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2006-03-21, 7:14 AM #3
This story sounds like some bull.
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2006-03-21, 7:17 AM #4
Originally posted by Wolfy:
This story sounds like some bull.


Yeah, I agree with what Wolfy said. What did they look like? Were they red with wings?

Pssh...
2006-03-21, 7:40 AM #5
Heh, bulls. Only time I've ever been stopped by cows is this one time on the schoolbus. There were cows.

Strangest animal that's ever been sitting in the road that caused me to stop: a peacock.
Stuff
2006-03-21, 7:42 AM #6
You Canadians with your peacocks...
2006-03-21, 7:44 AM #7
Oh that's just the weirdest one. We get polar bears and seals and herds of elk blocking the roads all the time.
Stuff
2006-03-21, 8:23 AM #8
Usually just deer and the occasional stray dog for me. Yawn.
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2006-03-21, 9:51 AM #9
a few black bears and mooses. not all at the same time :P
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2006-03-21, 11:00 AM #10
Squirrels, sometimes a cat.

2006-03-21, 11:03 AM #11
No animals have ever made me stop on the road.
2006-03-21, 11:44 AM #12
We get stuff like that in Oakland sometimes, only instead of bulls fighting, it's road raging gang bangers with guns instead of buills.
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2006-03-21, 11:48 AM #13
I was driving through Oregon a few months back and saw a cow just walking along the side of the freeway. Was quite funny.
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2006-03-21, 12:03 PM #14
The Canadian geese from the lake at uni tend to cross the main road through campus in their gaggle (that's the word for a group of geese, kids!) stretching into a long slow-moving line. They stop traffic for ages, and being a poor student I get to laugh at the rich kids stuck in their cars :p
2006-03-21, 12:50 PM #15
Pheasants. They're all so accustomed to cars they don't bother moving for cars, they just keep strolling along at their own pace.
nope.
2006-03-21, 12:53 PM #16
[QUOTE=George Costanza]"We had a deal!!! We had a deal with the pigeons!!!"[/QUOTE]

-_-
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2006-03-21, 1:28 PM #17
When me and my friends went up to canada to go camping, there was a beaver crossing the road to get to some lake. It was quite comical.
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2006-03-21, 1:31 PM #18
i always hate stopping for those human creatures, i just want to keep driving, BUT NO, BLOCK THE ROAD YOU JERKS
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2006-03-21, 2:05 PM #19
Outlaw, what part of Indiana are you in? I'm at Purdue and it's snowing here too. I hate it >_>
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2006-03-21, 3:00 PM #20
Originally posted by Baconfish:
Pheasants. They're all so accustomed to cars they don't bother moving for cars, they just keep strolling along at their own pace.


12 guage shotgun takes care of those quite nicely, and you get dinner to boot!
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2006-03-21, 3:01 PM #21
Illegal to shoot them as long as they're on the ground.


....Which is ofcourse why people fire a shot into the air, then aim for them.
nope.
2006-03-21, 3:42 PM #22
once the bird's dead, how can anyone tell it wasn't in the air when you shot it? :s
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2006-03-21, 3:53 PM #23
Originally posted by kyle90:
Heh, bulls. Only time I've ever been stopped by cows is this one time on the schoolbus. There were cows.

Strangest animal that's ever been sitting in the road that caused me to stop: a peacock.


Multicolored roadkill!

o.0
2006-03-21, 3:57 PM #24
Originally posted by Sarn_Cadrill:
once the bird's dead, how can anyone tell it wasn't in the air when you shot it? :s



Entry/exit wounds? Basic forensics dude, don't you watch the discovery channel? Or CSI? Or something? :p
2006-03-21, 4:06 PM #25
[QUOTE=Rogue Leader]12 guage shotgun takes care of those quite nicely, and you get dinner to boot![/QUOTE]

You might have to collect the remaining chunks off the ground, I think you mean a 20 gauge. ;)
Got a permanent feather in my cap;
Got a stretch to my stride;
a stroll to my step;
2006-03-21, 4:41 PM #26
The other day, I just about hit this hooker with my car, but then she got in, and I went and drove into an alley. Then we had sex and after she left, I killed her and took all her money.

Oh wait...
2006-03-21, 5:01 PM #27
THAT WAS IN A GAME 'TOCK

YOU'RE HALUCINATING AGAIN
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DARWIN WILL PREVENT THE DOWNFALL OF OUR RACE. - Rob
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2006-03-21, 5:04 PM #28
no it wasn't I swear! the police and the swat team were there and everything!
2006-03-21, 5:15 PM #29
a game man, a gaaaaaaaaame


did it look like this?
Holy soap opera Batman. - FGR
DARWIN WILL PREVENT THE DOWNFALL OF OUR RACE. - Rob
Free Jin!
2006-03-21, 10:48 PM #30
ah, purdue. where snow penises and guys duct taped to trees abound. i'm never leaving indiana. until it becomes financially possible. i hate snow. i used to go swimming in march. global warming my anus.
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2006-03-22, 5:13 AM #31
Originally posted by Sol:
You might have to collect the remaining chunks off the ground, I think you mean a 20 gauge. ;)


No... I've always hunted phesants with a 12 gauge and I haven't once seen it blow up from the shot(it probably would if you were 2-3 feet away from it).
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