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How do you eat your ramen?
2006-03-21, 6:21 PM #1
With chopsticks, b****es.

Also, does anyone still cook an egg into their ramen? I think I haven't had ramen in almost a year without an egg in it. Too damn tasty.
2006-03-21, 6:29 PM #2
OMG ANOTHER POLL !!!111 WTF BANNED!!!111

I R ZEE DON KNOW WHAT TEH RAMEN IS 1111!!!111 WTFWAFFLES!
2006-03-21, 6:29 PM #3
I suck and eat my ramen with a fork. Chopsticks are fun, but I'm usually too damn hungry to be patient with them.
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2006-03-21, 6:29 PM #4
I ram the raw noodles into my eye socket and grind them up with a pestle.
2006-03-21, 6:30 PM #5
Originally posted by Jon`C:
I ram the raw noodles into my eye socket and grind them up with a pestle.


I used to do that too but it would dry out my contact lenses.
2006-03-21, 6:31 PM #6
I dont eat ramen.

o.0
2006-03-21, 6:34 PM #7
I eat it raw, w/chopsticks. :)
2006-03-21, 6:38 PM #8
With Egg and Fork.

Man I love Ramen.
D E A T H
2006-03-21, 6:40 PM #9
i have a cup-a-soup ramen every day at school so FORK YOU :D
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2006-03-21, 6:46 PM #10
/me stabz genki in the **** with a chopstick
2006-03-21, 6:51 PM #11
Studies say 7 out of every 13 Massassians suck.
2006-03-21, 7:01 PM #12
Just plain, with a spoon.
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2006-03-21, 7:06 PM #13
Originally posted by Avenger:
Just plain, with a spoon.



Noodles shall NOT be eaten with a spoon!
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2006-03-21, 7:07 PM #14
Dude! I ate Ramen today for the first time in 4 or 5 years!!

I used a spoon too.
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2006-03-21, 7:07 PM #15
Apparently, Dj Yoshi, Greenboy, Hebedee, KnightRider2000, Thrawn[numbarz], Tiberium_Empire and Zloc_Vergo all want me banned. :(

And our resident white pimpin' thug also had to vote for every option. DESPITE THE FACT THAT HE DOES NOT EAT ANYTHING BUT VINYL.
2006-03-21, 7:19 PM #16
I eat it with a fork, as I don't own chopsticks but beleive me it's something I am planing on fixing soon.
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2006-03-21, 7:22 PM #17
I fork it.
2006-03-21, 8:41 PM #18
Am I the only one who sticks it between two peices of toast?
2006-03-21, 8:49 PM #19
Originally posted by Shintock:
And our resident white pimpin' thug also had to vote for every option. DESPITE THE FACT THAT HE DOES NOT EAT ANYTHING BUT VINYL.

Em's back?
D E A T H
2006-03-21, 8:50 PM #20
**** em playa. I'm talkin' about Massassi favourite new scratch artist, yo'. He even works for teh CIA.
2006-03-21, 8:51 PM #21
Originally posted by Shintock:
**** em playa. I'm talkin' about Massassi favourite new scratch artist, yo'. He even works for teh CIA.

I know, was just the first thing that popped into my mind when I saw "white thug"
D E A T H
2006-03-21, 9:05 PM #22
yeah but em was black. :confused:
2006-03-21, 9:24 PM #23
Was he? I thought he was white.
D E A T H
2006-03-21, 9:38 PM #24
all of the above
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2006-03-22, 1:17 AM #25
I eat it with the superior Western instrument: fork. Chopsticks are for barbarians.
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2006-03-22, 6:20 AM #26
i voted every option!
2006-03-22, 6:42 AM #27
If you are going to eat ramen, you may as well just save your money and instead buy table salt.
2006-03-22, 7:18 AM #28
I don't own chopsticks so I eat them with a fork. Our supply of ramen in my household is meant to eaten as "ration food". It's meant to be the last resort before we claim that there is "nothing to eat".
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2006-03-22, 7:19 AM #29
Originally posted by lassev:
I eat it with the superior Western instrument: fork. Chopsticks are for barbarians.


You are dishonorable. CLEAN THE RICE!!!!

Disclaimer: I so happen to have chinese blood so if my joke was offensive, I would be offending myself. :p
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2006-03-22, 7:42 AM #30
Originally posted by JDKNITE188:
If you are going to eat ramen, you may as well just save your money and instead buy table salt.

Kill yourself.

Now.

It's the only way to regain your lost honor.
D E A T H
2006-03-22, 8:17 AM #31
Since we have no ramen, I eat super noodles.

With a fork.
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2006-03-22, 8:20 AM #32
I move food to my mouth, bite it if necessary and swallow.
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2006-03-22, 9:57 AM #33
You *******! This is lat's thread.
2006-03-22, 11:12 AM #34
I don't really eat it much anymore but when I do, it's with a fork. And when I want to be super unhealthy I put the noodles in a tortilla and drink the broth. Mm...carbs.
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2006-03-22, 11:17 AM #35
cup of noodles > ramen.
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2006-03-22, 11:29 AM #36
Take a brick of ramen. Spread peanut butter on top. Injest.
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2006-03-22, 11:34 AM #37
Excuse me ignorance, but what the hell is Ramen?
nope.
2006-03-22, 11:40 AM #38
Ramen is god.
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2006-03-22, 11:44 AM #39
Ah, that would be knowst to me as Super Noodles. :p
nope.
2006-03-22, 12:13 PM #40
[QUOTE=Dj Yoshi]Kill yourself.

Now.

It's the only way to regain your lost honor.[/QUOTE]


Can we just make it permanent?? Seriously
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