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Should we require a significant sum of money or body part to post a poll?

2006-03-21, 6:53 PM #1

herb

a necessary change

Posts: 1,435

Please, consider it with an open mind.

2006-03-21, 6:55 PM #2

Shintock

Balls of steel.

Posts: 7,146

You don't like my ramen poll?

2006-03-21, 6:55 PM #3

JLee

Murdered

Posts: 6,973

Yes. I will be more than happy to handle funds collection; my Paypal account info is available upon request.

woot!

2006-03-21, 6:59 PM #4

Ruthven

Not The Man He Once Was

Posts: 7,638

I always consider scrotum with an open mind.

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else{
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2006-03-21, 7:00 PM #5

Jay

Hey guys, did you hear about Something Awful?

Posts: 8,804

Originally posted by Ruthven:

I always consider scrotum with an open mind.

My scrotum has an open mind.

2006-03-21, 7:00 PM #6

Shintock

Balls of steel.

Posts: 7,146

Massassi seems to have a significant amount more scrotum than money around.

2006-03-21, 7:00 PM #7

Avenger

Positive!

Posts: 19,146

Does the scrotum option include the contents of the scrotum as well?

Pissed Off?

2006-03-21, 7:00 PM #8

herb

a necessary change

Posts: 1,435

Yes, both of them.

2006-03-21, 7:01 PM #9

Glyde Bane

Dances like a hippopotamus

Posts: 6,075

Yes I'll pay in scrotum to post polls.

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2006-03-21, 7:11 PM #10

Avenger

Positive!

Posts: 19,146

I never make polls, so I don't care if everyone else has to give up the balls to make one.

Pissed Off?

2006-03-21, 7:12 PM #11

Pommy

Lommy Dommy

Posts: 5,773

I should get a scrotum pass

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2006-03-21, 7:13 PM #12

Shintock

Balls of steel.

Posts: 7,146

/me collects Hebedee's scrotum for the posting of this poll

2006-03-21, 7:15 PM #13

herb

a necessary change

Posts: 1,435

Administrators are waived the fee, so any action you just mentioned did not even happen in the intarworld.

2006-03-21, 7:18 PM #14

Michael MacFarlane

Unwitting troll accomplice

Posts: 8,272

I can post all the polls I want, 'cause I've got a lot of scrotum. :p

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2006-03-21, 7:18 PM #15

Shintock

Balls of steel.

Posts: 7,146

lame

2006-03-21, 7:21 PM #16

herb

a necessary change

Posts: 1,435

Mike - would that be scrota?

2006-03-21, 7:23 PM #17

dalf

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If you wanna code for a "platinum" style account, go for it. But honestly, we're not big enough to pull a SA.

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2006-03-21, 7:26 PM #18

kyle90

Laser Lover

Posts: 8,450

We should just put a limit on how many polls you can post in a certain time period.

Stuff

2006-03-21, 7:28 PM #19

Jarl

Clean-Shaven and Baby-Smooth

Posts: 2,483

I assumed that "Scrotum" meant making a donation of "special men" to the Massassi Manbabies bank.

-In whcih case... hell, I've got stupid questions I can make into multiple choice. Heh.

2006-03-21, 7:33 PM #20

Seb

what

Posts: 2,277

aie. scrotum removal. protection removal... walking will be hell.

thank nailface i don't make polls

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2006-03-21, 7:39 PM #21

Zloc_Vergo

Zulenglashernbracker

Posts: 5,888

You are allowed 1 poll a day. Maybe one every OTHER day. Failure to follow these guidelines will penalize you with one day bannage for every extra thread. At the end of every day, or every 12 hours, maybe 6, they check the forum to see how many polls are started by who, and ban from there.

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2006-03-21, 7:41 PM #22

herb

a necessary change

Posts: 1,435

No, Zloc, you're wrong!

2006-03-21, 7:42 PM #23

Greenboy

No they aren't!

Posts: 3,364

One poll per person per month. Thatd solve things.

o.0

2006-03-21, 7:43 PM #24

Zloc_Vergo

Zulenglashernbracker

Posts: 5,888

No...seriously, think about. For admins, make a script or something to display how many polls that person has posted that day under their name in every post, and ban accordingly. Tiberium Empire would be GONE. FOREVER.

And besides...I like my scrotum where it is.

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2006-03-21, 7:44 PM #25

Dj Yoshi

Registered User

Posts: 19,202

"What's a matter McFly, ya ain't got no scrot'?"

"Well...actually...I had to post a poll..."

D E A T H

2006-03-21, 7:59 PM #26

Shintock

Balls of steel.

Posts: 7,146

Originally posted by Hebedee:

No, Zloc, you're wrong!

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2006-03-21, 8:14 PM #27

Jay

Hey guys, did you hear about Something Awful?

Posts: 8,804

As you see here, kyle90 and I have made a pie graph concerning where the profits to the fees will go to.

Attachment: 11084/pollprofits.png (11,496 bytes)

2006-03-21, 8:14 PM #28

Axis

Of Evil!!

Posts: 3,164

I was JUST thinking about making a thread like this, (and making it a poll, of course) and you did it for me. Honestly, I thank you.

I don't think every other thread should be a poll.

2006-03-21, 8:15 PM #29

kyle90

Laser Lover

Posts: 8,450

Apparently I'm Anovis' image-making *****.

Stuff

2006-03-21, 8:16 PM #30

Jay

Hey guys, did you hear about Something Awful?

Posts: 8,804

Hey, you're the one getting money for making that graph. Don't complain!

2006-03-21, 8:16 PM #31

happydud

Didn't go boom.

Posts: 6,837

In order to prove your open mindedness, tell me:

What is the sound of one hand clapping?

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2006-03-21, 8:17 PM #32

Jay

Hey guys, did you hear about Something Awful?

Posts: 8,804

Originally posted by happydud:

In order to prove your open mindedness, tell me:

What is the sound of one hand clapping?

Without thinking of good or evil, what is the sound of one hand clapping?

2006-03-21, 10:55 PM #33

Unknown User

I lose things. A lot.

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Originally posted by Shintock:

Whats that post in the background??

2006-03-21, 10:56 PM #34

Nikumubeki

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That scrotum sounds hot.

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2006-03-21, 11:05 PM #35

Schming

It doesn't like you either.

Posts: 5,553

We should do away with polls and just make an enormous Map Room where we key in our responses by manuevering a beam of light with a headpiece on top of a large staff (60 inches, not 72 though).

It could serve a double purpose by also being a 40k gameboard.... if someone teaches me how to play.

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2006-03-21, 11:17 PM #36

Dj Yoshi

Registered User

Posts: 19,202

Originally posted by Shintock:

image

Haha. I thought that thing was all but gone.

D E A T H

2006-03-22, 3:08 AM #37

alpha1

Posts: 2,998

[QUOTE=Unknown User]Whats that post in the background??[/QUOTE]

some thread where dj-yoshi got very pissed off because someone said that the show farscape sucked. DJ-Yoshi took serious offence to that comment, which lead to him saying something along the lines of "your oppinion is wrong". now, whenever he (or anyone else) says an oppinion is wrong just because it is different to my own, that phrase is mentioned.

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2006-03-22, 3:09 AM #38

alpha1

Posts: 2,998

[QUOTE=Dj Yoshi]Haha. I thought that thing was all but gone.[/QUOTE]

until everyone stops making blanket "your oppinion is wrong" statements, that picture will never die.

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2006-03-22, 4:58 AM #39

Cool Matty

Usuyami no Sekai

Posts: 15,246

[QUOTE=Unknown User]Whats that post in the background??[/QUOTE]

Well, I can make out Yoshi saying "Dirty, stinky, lying, filthy" :p

2006-03-22, 6:00 AM #40

Wolfy

I TYPE LOUD

Posts: 10,623

I get no profits?

b& from #massassi :mad:

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