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Wow, that's one really ooooolllldddd turtle!

2006-03-24, 3:50 AM #1

SavageX378

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He lived a quarter of a millenium!!! Damn... I bet that turtle is glad he's dead. I would be too if all I did was sit around and eat flowers.

The cake is a lie... THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!!

2006-03-24, 5:02 AM #2

Impi

THX

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"Todays flowers aren't what they used to be 200 years ago."

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2006-03-24, 5:33 AM #3

Gebohq

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I wonder if it was allergic to kids named Atreyu... >_>

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2006-03-24, 6:22 AM #4

TimeWolfOfThePast

Why not?

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Originally posted by Gebohq:

I wonder if it was allergic to kids named Atreyu... >_>

The sad thing is I got that.

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2006-03-24, 6:39 AM #5

Rob

Bah, HUMBUG!

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Me too..

Everytime I hear that crappy band atreyu, and how hard they try and sound.. I think of a sissy little half-naked indian boy.

2006-03-24, 6:52 AM #6

Molgrew

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And it arouses you greatly?

2006-03-24, 7:28 AM #7

Vin

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Maybe if we interbred with these turtles, we could extend our life span. And our offspring could fight crime.

2006-03-24, 8:00 AM #8

Bounty Hunter 4 hire

Thinks we have dignity.

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Clearly it would be a better use of radioactive waste than dumping it in Nevada.

Steal my dreams and sell them back to me.....

2006-03-24, 8:02 AM #9

Sol

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[QUOTE=Vincent Valentine]Maybe if we interbred with these turtles, we could extend our life span. And our offspring could fight crime.[/QUOTE]

Teenage mutant Ninja Turtles!

Got a permanent feather in my cap;
Got a stretch to my stride;
a stroll to my step;

2006-03-24, 9:56 AM #10

Uberslug

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Poor tortoise.

2006-03-24, 2:03 PM #11

Darth_Revan

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Originally posted by Gebohq:

I wonder if it was allergic to kids named Atreyu... >_>

What more can you expect from the unofficial ruler of the Never-Ending Story thread?

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2006-03-24, 3:16 PM #12

Cool Matty

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Originally posted by Gebohq:

I wonder if it was allergic to kids named Atreyu... >_>

Turn around.... look at what you seeeeeeeeeee... in her face, the mirror of your dreeeaaaams....