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The worst thing you ever tasted?
2006-03-24, 9:15 AM #1
For me, it would have to be 3 day old, warm, stale chocolate milk. I almost exploded because of bad it tasted. I thought I was going to throw up as soon as it touched my tougue. Yes, I shouldn't have tried to drink it, but chocolate milk is like crack to me, and you all know how much I love crack. ;)

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2006-03-24, 9:20 AM #2
Liver and Onions.

It felt like I was eating another mans poop.


oh, and Beer.

YUCH!
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2006-03-24, 9:34 AM #3
Chicken I got food poisoning from. Ugh.
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2006-03-24, 9:36 AM #4
Probably charcoal, but it wasn't really that bad.
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2006-03-24, 9:49 AM #5
Indian milk.
2006-03-24, 10:17 AM #6
Some sort of medicine. Can't remember it now. But my cat had diarrhea and vommited all over the carpet two nights ago. Certainly the worst smell I've ever detected. I had to wear a gas mask. He got locked in the room (accidentaly) for hours and couldn't hold it. Now he's barfing more frequently. We think he might be sick.
2006-03-24, 10:36 AM #7
fish
2006-03-24, 10:37 AM #8
Whisky or Jaeger.

Blech.
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2006-03-24, 11:33 AM #9
Deodorant.
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2006-03-24, 11:35 AM #10
Originally posted by Wolfy:
Whisky or Jaeger.

Blech.

You deserve death.

For whiskey and Jaeger (with the occassional vodka) are the only things I drink.
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2006-03-24, 11:36 AM #11
Probably earwax.
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2006-03-24, 12:01 PM #12
poo.
Pie.
2006-03-24, 12:04 PM #13
earwax and poo are under rated imo.
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2006-03-24, 12:10 PM #14
Even thinking about those times I need(ed) to drink ~5 litres of sugar water make my spleen explode.
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2006-03-24, 12:22 PM #15
Sol, I understand your chocolate milk addiction. For I, too, am addicted. :(
2006-03-24, 12:28 PM #16
I can't be sure, but it was my quick analysis that it was a piece of inflamed meat with maggots in it. Properly cooked, of course. And all by accident, uhhuh.
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2006-03-24, 12:32 PM #17
everclear.

took a shot of it and gagged involuntarily.
2006-03-24, 12:49 PM #18
Straight Vodka.

That **** is nasty.
nope.
2006-03-24, 12:59 PM #19
septic yogurt

yes thats where the name came from

i ate one and i was ill for weeks.

REALLY ILL.
2006-03-24, 1:00 PM #20
In Costco one time they were sampling California Rolls. I, not really knowing what it was and willing to try new things stuffed the whole thing in my mouth, chewed, and immediatly went to the bathroom and threw up.
2006-03-24, 1:03 PM #21
Originally posted by Baconfish:
Straight Vodka.

That **** is nasty.

It doesn't taste that bad to me.
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2006-03-24, 1:14 PM #22
Pity I'm not you.
nope.
2006-03-24, 1:39 PM #23
Vodka I can live with, but tequila tastes like liquid death to me.
2006-03-24, 1:43 PM #24
Tootth fillings....
2006-03-24, 1:48 PM #25
I'm gonna have to go with sour milk. Not a fun way to start a morning.

The worst smell ... I might have exaggerated it in my mind, but rotten watermelon holds a special place. I used to work in a supermarket and hade to clean the stuff up, it's the most bizarre smell. You can detect the sweet watermelon, but something is so wrong.
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2006-03-24, 3:11 PM #26
Dry cat food.








...What? At least it wasn't wet cat food!
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2006-03-24, 3:32 PM #27
Dry cat food? Come on, you're not even trying!
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2006-03-24, 4:00 PM #28
Grapes after brushing my teeth. Ugh.
2006-03-24, 4:36 PM #29
Originally posted by ragna:
everclear.

took a shot of it and gagged involuntarily.


It doesn't even have any flavor.
2006-03-24, 4:39 PM #30
Uh, pure (almost) alcohol most certainly DOES have a flavor.
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2006-03-24, 4:43 PM #31
Just the other morning I had pure black coffee. Straight up, nothing added.

It was so bitter the back of my toungue burned for 3 days. :o

What's also nasty is sugar and coffee grounds mixed with "lite" ice cream.
2006-03-24, 4:59 PM #32
Originally posted by Emon:
Uh, pure (almost) alcohol most certainly DOES have a flavor.


well, very little flavor.
2006-03-24, 5:01 PM #33
Whenever you eat ice cream and it has ice chunks in it, it ruins the whole cone! :mad:
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2006-03-24, 6:02 PM #34
Originally posted by Gilgamesh85:
Vodka I can live with, but tequila tastes like liquid death to me.

I had tequila once... but it was an accident. I was eating a piece of chocolate and then I was like "Whoa! Uuuuuunnnngghh! Mph! Bleagh!" I spat it out into the trash. Do not put tequila in chocolate!
2006-03-24, 6:05 PM #35
French Vanilla capecino,... especially surprised because it was SUPPOSED to be Hot Chocolate, blasted stockers putting the wrong powder in the machines
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2006-03-24, 6:28 PM #36
Limoncello.
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2006-03-24, 6:36 PM #37
Worst drink > Got dared to put about 15 of artificial sweeteners [http://info.ag.uidaho.edu/magazine/winter2002/images/fakesugar.jpg] into a glass of water and chug it [http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b69/Space_Bandit/icon_puke.gif]

Worst food, unsweetened baking coco.

Worst smell, Strait up ammonia from a gallon jug, all the smell concentrating into a little nozzle. It felt like my eyes and sinuses were on fire for the next three minutes.
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2006-03-24, 6:41 PM #38
Originally posted by Emon:
Uh, pure (almost) alcohol most certainly DOES have a flavor.



Won't that like, kill you or something?

Sorry, not much into this sort of thing...


Worst thing I've ever tasted would have to be sour milk, sadly. It's not amazing or unique :(

Smell would be cat poo in the sink. Uuhuughgh
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2006-03-24, 6:44 PM #39
[QUOTE=Glyde Bane]Won't that like, kill you or something?
[/QUOTE]

Sometimes blinds you (if you get it like from your school science lab :p )
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2006-03-24, 7:02 PM #40
Rotten eggs. If you think they smell bad...

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