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Snakes on a Plane: Can it get any better?
2006-03-24, 12:18 PM #1
According to this article, the makers of Snakes on a Plane recently assembled the cast and crew for a reshoot. New scenes will be added to the movie, including more violence, more nudity, more snakes, and most importantly, a scene in which Samuel L. Jackson will actually utter the words, "Snakes on a mother****in' plane!"

I'm so pumped. Summer cannot come soon enough.
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2006-03-24, 12:18 PM #2
Good for you.
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2006-03-24, 12:23 PM #3
Wow, internet kids pumped up a producer and director to put more time and money into their flop.
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2006-03-24, 12:30 PM #4
[QUOTE=Michael MacFarlane]a scene in which Samuel L. Jackson will actually utter the words, "Snakes on a mother****in' plane!"[/QUOTE]

If that's true, it will make the movie two times more awesome it would have otherwise been.
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2006-03-24, 12:42 PM #5
Originally posted by Jepman:
Wow, internet kids pumped up a producer and director to put more time and money into their flop.


Are you kidding? This movie is going to make a billion dollars the first night.
2006-03-24, 12:45 PM #6
even if it's crap it'll make alot of money. hype does that.

i think it's pretty cool, lighten up a little :D
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2006-03-24, 12:47 PM #7
its gonna be awesome, jep is the cancer of my happiness!
2006-03-24, 12:48 PM #8
This movie is just like Titanic, except without the ****ty love story...
omnia mea mecum porto
2006-03-24, 12:50 PM #9
... its hyped on this board... I've hardly seen any other site mention it...

But hey, I could be wrong. :p
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2006-03-24, 12:51 PM #10
i think this is a wide internet phenomenon. ala jay and silent bob strikes back
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2006-03-24, 12:52 PM #11
I'm more excited about this movie than any other film coming out this year.
2006-03-24, 1:10 PM #12
I love it.

"We got mother****in' snakes!"
2006-03-24, 1:18 PM #13
i still dont get it.
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2006-03-24, 1:21 PM #14
This is gonna be great.
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2006-03-24, 2:21 PM #15
Originally posted by Jepman:
... its hyped on this board... I've hardly seen any other site mention it...

But hey, I could be wrong. :p


You just gotta visit some other forums in addition to this and your fav Oblivion forum.

If somebody doesn't know this movie, he's been living under a rock. Without even the snakes.
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2006-03-24, 3:04 PM #16
Every other event this year does not compare to the release of Snakes on a Plane.
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2006-03-24, 3:09 PM #17
According to wikipedia Snakes on a Plane has quite the following: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snakes_on_a_plane

Additionally [url]www.snakesonablog.com[/url]
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2006-03-24, 3:11 PM #18
August 18th. I'm going opening night with a bunch of my friends here at University. I've introduced it to peopel here, and they're all pumped for it. "Enough is enough, I've had it with these snakes."
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2006-03-24, 3:18 PM #19
I'm camping out at the theater...
omnia mea mecum porto
2006-03-24, 3:45 PM #20
Nudity? Will they show people in the lavatory?
2006-03-24, 4:49 PM #21
Originally posted by Obi_Kwiet:
Nudity? Will they show people in the lavatory?

Airplane! had nudity in the form of a random topless chick running past the camera.

And it's still rated PG! So... does that mean I can post a cap on the forums? ;)
2006-03-24, 5:03 PM #22
Originally posted by Jepman:
... its hyped on this board... I've hardly seen any other site mention it...

But hey, I could be wrong. :p


[url]www.seriouszone.com[/url]

go to their forums

they had the trailer topic up a day before massassi did :p
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2006-03-24, 5:38 PM #23
Originally posted by Obi_Kwiet:
Nudity? Will they show people in the lavatory?


That's what I'm guessing. Two people will try to have sex in the bathroom and then snakes will attack them probably.
2006-03-24, 5:46 PM #24
No, Jackson will have to take his clothes off to charm the snakes.
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2006-03-24, 5:57 PM #25
No jackson will take his clothes off in the bathroom where two other people are being affectionate. Then the snakes will attack and Jackson will shoot them in the face. Twice!
2006-03-24, 6:16 PM #26
The only way it could get better is if they change the name of the movie to Snakes on a Motherf***in' Plane.
2006-03-24, 7:01 PM #27
Kyle, I summon thee, post thy sg1 related Snakes on a MoFO plane PIC>!!!!
Code:
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elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}
2006-03-24, 8:16 PM #28
Watch Flash Gordon, then you will understand why this movie is going to rock so much.

SNAKES ON A MOTHAT****IN PLANE!
2006-03-24, 8:19 PM #29
I have been summoned:

[http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/2936/goauldonaplane24rh.jpg]
GOA'ULD ON A PLANE
Stuff
2006-03-24, 10:20 PM #30
ORI LY?!
2006-03-24, 10:37 PM #31
It BETTER come out while I'm in the States over the summer. This is the only movie I've ever wanted to see on opening day. *shakes fist*
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2006-03-25, 5:48 AM #32
Originally posted by Jepman:
... its hyped on this board... I've hardly seen any other site mention it...

But hey, I could be wrong. :p

it's huge on Fark. This and this are just from the last week.

Is that August 18th release date just for the US? cos it's my birthday on the 17th and if it's released here then, I will force all my friends to come find a midnight showing...
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2006-03-25, 6:02 AM #33
It'd be pretty awesome(ly sad) if Snakes on a Plane somehow managed to win an Oscar next year...
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2006-03-25, 6:15 AM #34
Snakes on a Plane will win all oscars from now until 2009.
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2006-03-25, 8:47 AM #35
Originally posted by Gebohq:
It'd be pretty awesome(ly sad) if Snakes on a Plane somehow managed to win an Oscar next year...


Heh. Somehow I think this movie's credits are somewhere else than in such quality that the Academy recognizes...
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2006-03-25, 10:12 AM #36
Originally posted by Stinkywrix:
Are you kidding? This movie is going to make a billion dollars the first night.

And nothing after that. :p

Originally posted by maevie:
Is that August 18th release date just for the US?

August 18? I'll probably be back in India then! DO NOT WANT!
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2006-03-25, 12:49 PM #37
Originally posted by Roach:
This movie is just like Titanic, except without the ****ty love story...
And with Samuel L. Jackson instead of that girly-man Dicaprio. Imagine if Jackson had been in Titanic, though. They would've had to change the story, because he could've melted the iceburg just by scowling at it.
2006-03-25, 3:51 PM #38
And it would be called "Icebergs in a Boat".
2006-03-25, 3:54 PM #39
YES. JUST YES. <3. Pure.
DO NOT WANT.
2006-03-25, 4:17 PM #40
Does any movie get instantly better when there is nudity in it?
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