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Anyone need a date?
2006-03-25, 5:20 PM #1
You can get one here for cheap.


Ill take two, thanks.
And when the moment is right, I'm gonna fly a kite.
2006-03-25, 5:25 PM #2
*Max bid at $550*

13, 21, she won't know the difference.
I had a blog. It sucked.
2006-03-25, 5:25 PM #3
This has to be a first. GBK is trying to get you all to go to that site, bid on the girl so he can say that he out bid you all. Let the bidding war begin :D
Email me
2006-03-25, 5:29 PM #4
GBK, please tell me you weren't searching for a date on ebay.
Stuff
2006-03-25, 5:32 PM #5
Originally posted by kyle90:
GBK, please tell me you weren't searching for a date on ebay.

Ill never tell... ;)
And when the moment is right, I'm gonna fly a kite.
2006-03-25, 5:35 PM #6
It's like prostitution without the obligation of sexual contact! Awesome!
2006-03-25, 6:23 PM #7
"creeps need not apply"

I'd like to know her definition of creepy, what with her selling herself on e-bay and all..
You can't judge a book by it's file size
2006-03-25, 6:25 PM #8
"She looks like a pug that was hit by a truck, then the driver backed the truck over her again, and began beating her in the face with a shovel, and then the shovel cried."

(I don't remember who's ex I said this about, but it applies here too.)
omnia mea mecum porto
2006-03-25, 6:33 PM #9
Not hot enough for my standards.
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2006-03-25, 6:35 PM #10
HA. HAHA. HAHAHA.

No one bid! :p
I had a blog. It sucked.
2006-03-25, 6:41 PM #11
i'll bid two durruh for a night...

she's a graphic designer...

Bonus.
Code:
if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}
2006-03-25, 6:43 PM #12
I think I know her little sister.

Or her younger clone.

Damn that's scary.
Epstein didn't kill himself.
2006-03-25, 7:15 PM #13
I have dates aplenty.

[http://www.thenutfactory.com/photos/fruit-dried-dates-deglett.jpg]
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2006-03-25, 7:18 PM #14
You're supposed to eat those, not romance them.

Although the picture makes it look like you have already. Ew.
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2006-03-25, 7:27 PM #15
Originally posted by Homicide:
You're supposed to eat those, not romance them.

Although the picture makes it look like you have already. Ew.


Pah, who said anything about romance? GBK mentioned cheap dates, and I guarantee those would cost you less than $0.99.
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2006-03-25, 7:30 PM #16
Lyndonville VT is an hour from me. :eek:

Quote:
fancy dinner at subway

lmao!

History: 0 bids

Heh. :p
woot!
2006-03-25, 8:04 PM #17
WOW, i couldnt help myself but look for another one. Heres one for the Ladies!

http://cgi.ebay.com/WIN-A-DATE-HELP-PAY-FOR_W0QQitemZ6046667566QQcategoryZ317QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem


Zloc_Vergo, he wont know the difference between 13 and 21, looks a pedifile (spell error sorry people) to me
Matt
2006-03-25, 8:14 PM #18
His eyes... they... they point in diferent directions.
2006-03-25, 8:21 PM #19
Originally posted by Avp2MattJa:
WOW, i couldnt help myself but look for another one. Heres one for the Ladies!

http://cgi.ebay.com/WIN-A-DATE-HELP-PAY-FOR_W0QQitemZ6046667566QQcategoryZ317QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem


Zloc_Vergo, he wont know the difference between 13 and 21, looks a pedifile (spell error sorry people) to me



Quote:
Shipping costs: Pickup only - see item description for details
Ships to: Will arrange for local pickup only (no shipping).


lol :p
woot!
2006-03-25, 8:23 PM #20
"No, no, no! You have to say it allll..."

"It's: A Pimp Named Sleekback"
"The solution is simple."
2006-03-25, 8:59 PM #21
Ew, pedosmile.
DO NOT WANT.
2006-03-25, 10:14 PM #22
O NOS ITS BRIAN PEPPERS
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2006-03-25, 10:25 PM #23
I swear this will be on the "stuff we found on ebay" portion of the Tonight Show with Jay Leno. :)
2006-03-25, 10:39 PM #24
That sounds like it has been done before, but it's still really stupid.
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2006-03-25, 10:46 PM #25
Originally posted by Roach:
"She looks like a pug that was hit by a truck, then the driver backed the truck over her again, and began beating her in the face with a shovel, and then the shovel cried."

(I don't remember who's ex I said this about, but it applies here too.)


I think she is attractive.
"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009
2006-03-25, 10:57 PM #26
Well, that's cool. I don't mean to rag on anyone who feels the same way as you, I just happen to not agree. I haven't dated anyone quite like that, and that includes Ali from highschool.
omnia mea mecum porto
2006-03-26, 9:15 AM #27
She looks like the girl who played Hermione in one picture and ugly in the rest.

And I've got low standards.
Ban Jin!
Nobody really needs work when you have awesome. - xhuxus
2006-03-26, 12:13 PM #28
hey don't get me wrong she is JUST ok if your one lonely, drunk dude that hasn't seen nothin in like a year. Hit and quiet with a paper bag. If think she is hot, wow..................... :confused: :confused:
Matt
2006-03-26, 12:22 PM #29
Originally posted by Avp2MattJa:
http://cgi.ebay.com/WIN-A-DATE-HELP-PAY-FOR_W0QQitemZ6046667566QQcategoryZ317QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem


Zloc_Vergo, he wont know the difference between 13 and 21, looks a pedifile (spell error sorry people) to me

I'd bid it but I wouldn't hit it.

>.>
I had a blog. It sucked.
2006-03-26, 12:24 PM #30
I think this is what gbk needs more
Holy soap opera Batman. - FGR
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Free Jin!
2006-03-26, 12:32 PM #31
Originally posted by Zloc_Vergo:
I'd bid it but I wouldn't hit it.

>.>



so you would go on a date with that pedofile?
oh you wouldnt have to hit it. You would just wake up in the morning with your arse hurting and his reason is you feel down the stairs. When you get home, you relize there was no stairs!!!! :o
Matt
2006-03-26, 12:36 PM #32
Originally posted by Avp2MattJa:
You would just wake up in the morning with your arse hurting and his reason is you feel down the stairs. When you get home, you relize there was no stairs!!!! :o

Oh dear...*retracts bid*.
I had a blog. It sucked.

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