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wanna see something gross?
2006-03-26, 7:07 AM #1
so I stubbed my toe yesterday whilst getting dressed. I went to the pub, where my friends promptly began ridiculing me for limping around like a big wuss. this morning, I had a look at it...
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2006-03-26, 7:08 AM #2
>.<
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2006-03-26, 7:21 AM #3
Silly maeve. When you said new pictures of yourself, I wasn't thinking this... :p
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2006-03-26, 7:42 AM #4
Feel better.
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2006-03-26, 7:44 AM #5
Can you feel it?
2006-03-26, 7:45 AM #6
Originally posted by Anovis:
Can you feel it?


Scary, I just started listening to 'Michael Jackson - Can You Feel It' when you said that :eek:

As for that toe... ouch. Hopefully it gets better soon, I had a freaking bruise in my arm for 1 month or so once :I
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2006-03-26, 7:47 AM #7
ow
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2006-03-26, 7:54 AM #8
Originally posted by Anovis:
Can you feel it?

if I poke it/walk on it it hurts, but other than that it's ok. but it's all swollen, so I feel like I have an extra toe. the one beside it is not amused
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2006-03-26, 9:09 AM #9
Put some iodex and bandage (NOT A BAND-AID) on it, or put in cold water, or both, or see a doctor.
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2006-03-26, 9:17 AM #10
Your thread title is misleading. If I wanted to see something gross, you should have pointed us towards the fertilized egg thread.

That does look ouchy though.
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2006-03-26, 9:18 AM #11
I was thinking the very same thing Kyle.
2006-03-26, 9:35 AM #12
I feel obliged to give you sympathy now, so...

Awww :p
2006-03-26, 9:36 AM #13
hugs to make you feel better!
2006-03-26, 9:36 AM #14
Did you let loose a stream of profanity upon stubbing toe?
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2006-03-26, 9:50 AM #15
heheh, it was quite amusing actually. I was listening to the radio quite loud as I was getting ready and Boulevard of Broken Dreams came on. I then smacked my toe, started hopping up and down going "arrrrrrrrrg" and managed to slip (wearing socks on laminate floors - not smart), falling on my arse. I went "arg" for a bit longer, then got up. I realised that it was not going to stop hurting and needed to shout more, so instead of swearing, I just yelled at the top of my lungs along to the radio.

"I walk alone
I walk alone

I walk alone
I walk a..."

quite therapeutic, actually.

the irony that I was singing those lines when I couldn't actually walk has just hit me
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2006-03-26, 9:53 AM #16
That looks very broken to me.


Then again, I'm not a doctor.
2006-03-26, 9:54 AM #17
nah, I can wiggle it. hurts like hell, but I can do it.
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2006-03-26, 9:56 AM #18
I broke my big toe, and could still wiggle it.

It's probably broken, and just doesn't need to be set. Lucky you.

Setting a broken toe hurts worse than any ****ing thing in the entire world EVEr.

I own the ugliest feet known to man.
2006-03-26, 10:01 AM #19
Ouch!
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2006-03-26, 10:32 AM #20
Looks like a load of fun there. Or maybe not. I would say put some ice or what not on that sucker and try and avoid putting too much pressure on it. Of course, I imagine you're already trying to avoid putting pressure on it. haha.
2006-03-26, 11:03 AM #21
Ouch. Toe next to me big toe went like that last year when I broke it kicking my mate in the shin .

Go get it checked out. My toe ended up getting strapped to my big toe so it's all misshapen now. :(
nope.
2006-03-26, 11:50 AM #22
I went ice skating a while back and the skates i was hiring were really crap. All my friends were taking the piss that I was complaining a lot and then I showed them my raw ankles after and they shut up :p
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2006-03-26, 11:55 AM #23
[QUOTE=Murc XIII]That looks very broken to me.


Then again, I'm not a doctor.[/QUOTE]

It doesn't really matter either way, seeing as all that doctors can do about a broken toe is tape it up and charge you money for their time.

Regardless.... oooowwww, Maeve, ooowwww.
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2006-03-26, 12:04 PM #24
On the contrary Ach, this is Britain, so they strap it up and send you on your way thank to the NHS.
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2006-03-26, 12:15 PM #25
*huggles maeviiiee*
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2006-03-26, 12:48 PM #26
pft, NHS, i almost died from painkiller overdose and stomach lining spewage from migraine, and it took SIX hours for the emergency ward to even see me.
You know what they did?

they gave me 2 paracetamol and sent me home.

f***.






oh, yeah, Maevie, permission to point at you and laugh? :p :banned:
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2006-03-26, 1:15 PM #27
Hey, next time I hear you complaining about not being able to be with us anymore due to financial issues and not getting internet, don't tell us you go to pubs and spend your money on alcohol.

No but seriously man, that toe doesn't look good. I feel for you. Toes hurt. My sister stubbed her toe once and it turned purple like that. It was broken. But don't wory. Just tape it up. She went to the doctor and thats all she was supposed to do. Get better soon so you can help move your furniture out! :)
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2006-03-26, 1:17 PM #28
It must have hurt like hell when it happened.

I hope it gets better soon, or you won't be able to stomp your subjects to the muds for a while. They could grow bolder in the mean time.
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2006-03-26, 1:17 PM #29
Originally posted by Achelois:
It doesn't really matter either way, seeing as all that doctors can do about a broken toe is tape it up and charge you money for their time.

Regardless.... oooowwww, Maeve, ooowwww.

Agreed :o

Although going to the doctorb is a good idea if you need a certificate to have a sick day from work.
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2006-03-27, 10:34 AM #30
Nah, I'm pretty sure it's okay, it's getting better already. Less purple and more red, and it doesn't hurt unless I put alot of pressure on it.

I was walking around at work today though and managed to stub the same damn foot! Luckily I was wearing huge skater trainers, so I didn't even feel it.
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2006-03-27, 10:59 AM #31
Ouch.

I got my big toe stepped on by the biggest guy on my lacrosse team at practice one time. The heel cleat got me and it hurt like a mother. Hobbled around for a week.
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2006-03-27, 11:07 AM #32
One time my old computer decided to restart itself on me while I was trying to fix a Windows problem. So now I'm furious. As I walk upstairs I STUB MY TOE! Let me tell you... I have never felt rage like I did at that moment. I NEEDED to break something, so I grabbed my keychain with the little button light and threw it against the wall multiple times while yelling. Needless to say, it stopped working once it was in 45 pieces. :mad:
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2006-03-27, 12:31 PM #33
Originally posted by FastGamerr:
Scary, I just started listening to 'Michael Jackson


No argument here. >.> <.<
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