Check out this email my friend just sent me. It's hilarious (or so I thought):

(At local Republicans Anonymous Meeting)

Nathan: Hello, my name is Nathan and I have a problem

All:Hi Nathan

Nathan:It started when I started taking business classes...

Jim:That's how it got me!

Nathan:Yeah, it started with economics, I was shown the disadvantages of big government in action...

Mary: That's usually the gateway...

Nathan: Oh.. it was. I knew it was wrong, but it felt so good. One thing lead to another, and I started getting all my info from Fox News. I started hating civil rights and big government.

Barry: Oh the humanity!

Nathan:...and before I knew it, I started liking President Bush

All: *Shocked Gasp*, Noooo!

Nathan: yes, yes, that's when I knew I hit rock bottom. That's why I'm here at this meeting. But I want to recover...I must. Tell me there's hope...

Instructor: ...I'm...I'm... afraid not...


The proceeding was a parody and does necessarily not reflect the beliefs of Nathan.

I predict many great things for this thread.

I predict that this thread will be closed as it is stupid and useless, not to mention an attempt at cheap post count inflation.

I can confirm this.

Derailed by the second post. I'd declare this a new record, but pathetically, it's not. I hope your insolence makes you feel big, Blood Asp.

Actually it should be "preceding".

post_count ++;

lmao, that was funny

i didn't think it was very funny. there was no mention of dick or fart!!! LMAO!!! now that is funny!!

NATHan: dick!
republICA: fart!!!!

HA HA ,

[QUOTE=Blood Asp]cheap post count inflation.[/QUOTE]
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Yeah. This thread was doomed from the beginning.