So I was walking from the subway station back to my residence, and for whatever reason they were handing out free condoms in front of the counseling center place thingy. I figured what the heck, it's not like I'm ever going to be in a situation where I would need a condom, but kyle90 never turns down free stuff. So I grabbed a couple of them and stuck them in my coat pocket. I got back to the residence and was taking the elevator up; there was a cute Chinese girl in there too, and I was rummaging around in my pocket looking for my door keycard. Of course this causes the condoms to fall out onto the floor of the elevator.

And that's when I noticed it says on them "Size: small".

So I mumbled probably the stupidest thing ever, "Umm... those aren't mine," and then quickly ducked out of the elevator on the next floor.

If they weren't small, I'd go back and get them. Although I suppose I could maybe make water balloons out of them or use them for an April Fool's prank. I dunno. Oh well.

So, share your own personal stories of embarassment!

This is why you fail.

Why, because I'm unattractive and can't get laid?

May the great god GBK smite you down for your insolence.

100 bucks say I can get you laid faster than you can say Prostitute.

:em321:

http://forums.massassi.net/vb3/showthread.php?p=653195#post652146

:p

I seriously hope Jessgirl is not involved in that. I even hope more that that's not how you met her.

Wow. I thought that only happens in movies. But now it has been proven that either it also happens in the real life or you have been watching too many movies.

"Jessgi---" err I mean... *runs*

You damn
Nerds on a m*****-f***ing forum! [/COLOR]

JEPMAN SMASH

Looks like Victor and KnightRider hit a nerve. We should explore this further...



Also, /me SMITES DOWN SCHMING FOR HIS INSOLENCE.

I do things with a complete lack of tact so often it's stupid.

One recent one was asking for a twelve foot sub in Subway. I meant to say "twelve inch", as you might have guessed. I looked like a prat.

you mean, even more than usual?

in my 1st year of uni, Ruth, when he still had his V plates, was given 3 condoms due to the strange fact that a girl was showing a liking to him, and she expected shags on the 1st date.

After said 1st date, Ruth felt rather sore. VERY sore in fact.

The reason

Why yes, he had also been given smallies

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

DO NOT SMITE SCHMING! ....i love you.

Samuel L. Jackson: "We've got Nerds on a M***** F****** Forum!"

Yes that was the point. :p

I wasn't seriously mad or something lol

Ruthven, that doesn't sound like an embarassing thing at all. In fact, that sounds like almost the opposite.

In fact, you need to shush now.

Anyone can get laid in college.

oh ok, something more embarassing.

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When I was 12 yrs old....at an -almost- all boys boarding school (there were about 2 girls in each year), I was getting changed into my swimming trunks for laps around the pool.

I was late, so I had to hurry, cos about 30-40 people were waiting for me outside to start.

I walked out of the changing room block, out into the open swimming area. 2 kids noticed me walk outside.

... and it seems i had forgotten my swimming trunks.


With my pre-pubescant tackle swinging 180 degrees, span around back to the door, swore a quick curse word and ran inside.

Amazingly, no one else saw it, and the 2 fellas who did, never told.... well, only a few people heard about it.



And I have plenty more where that came from...

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

shuttup, i didnt get laid for an entire year.

then again, I'm not exactly a man hoe, like most of the other guys.

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

That reminds me.

My dad took me to a judas priest reunion concert in Toronto, and afterwards (I was 14 at the time) people were handing out condoms to people. I thought "Hey, free stuff" not knowing what it was (Hey, it was dark) and I took one. Both my dad and the skanky looking person handing them out laughed their heads off

Don't be too embarrassed; she's Chinese, she's probably used to size smalls. :p

(kidding!)

Not at my school you can't. Seems like EVERY DAMNED GIRL is taken. Overhearing casual conversations as I walk to class I hear "my boyfriend <this> my boyfriend <that>." Then there are those who have noticible rings on left hand specifically 3rd finger.

Thats the single funniest thing Ive read all year.


...which is kinda sad, when you think about it...

Seems like something out of a Seinfeld episode.

Your school sucks.

your face sucks.

College is cool. I've been a total whore since Christmas.

Do women know about shrinkage?

they refuse to acknowledge it.

b*tches.

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

The best response would have been:

"Mother****ing snakes on an elevator don't have to be big."

That definitely depends on the college.

Aye. What's more depressing is that my school has a 3:2 of females per male ratio (or ~60% female). Although to be honest, some of those girls I wouldn't go nowhere near.

yes

Hmph... y'all suck. Sophomore year in high school for me, and I haven't even held hands with a girl I like yet. I've really got the worst luck, I was basically force fed everything to know about relationships in middle school the wrong way, and now I'm paying for it.

listen to too much massassi advice? :p

Fortunately, no. If I had, I would be in jail right now.

Obscure Seinfeld refrences make this thread 10x better.