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Terrible Mistakes You Could Have Made (if you heeded Massassi's Advice)
2006-03-30, 6:36 PM #1
We shall now take this time to prepare a compendium of [topic].

I might have killed every girlfriend I ever had, or whomever caught their eyes.

I might have thrown my computer out of a window.

etc.

CONTINUE
2006-03-30, 6:40 PM #2
I might've made a level to a girl, Ode to [Name]
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2006-03-30, 7:04 PM #3
I might have murdered a few dozen people, sodomized a few dozen more, charged into battle, done a handful of barrel rolls, died, huffed paint, done a mixture of opium and wine, stabbed myself in the chest, etc etc...
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2006-03-30, 7:08 PM #4
I would have taken Jep's computer and his copy of Oblivion. But I think a lot of people want to do that anyway.
2006-03-30, 7:11 PM #5
Not everyone here gives crappy advice.
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2006-03-30, 7:16 PM #6
Would of hit it!
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2006-03-30, 7:37 PM #7
I would have pushed my younger brother into traffic...
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2006-03-30, 7:50 PM #8
I would have made love to a schoolboy.

Thank god I didn't listen to Massassi!
2006-03-30, 7:57 PM #9
I wouldn't have gotten romantically involved with a teacher.

Oh wait, that wasn't me..
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2006-03-30, 9:35 PM #10
If I listened to Massassi, I would solve all social problems with a baseball bat.
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2006-03-30, 9:45 PM #11
If I listened to Massassi, I would most likely live in a sewer at Mozambique.
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2006-03-30, 10:06 PM #12
If people listened to Massassi, you'd all be writing for the ISB.

;)
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2006-03-31, 12:16 AM #13
I would have reinstalled all my drivers for every computer problem I've ever had and ever will have. :rolleyes:
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2006-03-31, 12:40 AM #14
Originally posted by Hebedee:

I might have killed every girlfriend I ever had, or whomever caught their eyes.


... :em321:

Dude, dont take my homicidal advice so seriously! :p
Code:
if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}
2006-03-31, 12:59 AM #15
Originally posted by FastGamerr:
If I listened to Massassi, I would most likely live in a sewer at Mozambique.


They have sewers at Mozambique? Man, you learn something new every day.
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2006-03-31, 12:59 AM #16
I would've become a monk, but I didn't like the haircuts.
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2006-03-31, 6:03 PM #17
If I'd have listened to spe, I'd have:

- Taken 8 shots of vodka one night with my parents home (it was like 11 PM and I was the only one awake).
- In his words "Banged a girl in the ***" or atleast asked her if I could.
- Called my mom a "****sucking whore"
- Among many other things.
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2006-03-31, 7:02 PM #18
I would have drank liquid washing detergent.

Oh yeah, and banged an Asian chick.
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