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I Can't Believe it's Not Garbage!
2006-03-31, 1:40 AM #1
http://www.thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi?word=Garbage

Onwards, nerdlings, post thy funniest slogans!
omnia mea mecum porto
2006-03-31, 1:42 AM #2
It's like an another-dimension version of sloganizer !
一个大西瓜
2006-03-31, 1:44 AM #3
I don't care, that's not funny at all. You fail at this thread and you fail at life...
omnia mea mecum porto
2006-03-31, 2:25 AM #4
I should use this more often with the ISB...

  • The Interactive Story Board that refreshes.
  • I Want My Interactive Story Board.
  • Happiness is Interactive Story Board-Shaped.
  • Go To Work On An Interactive Story Board.
  • 8 out of 10 Owners who Expressed a Preference said Their Cats Preferred Interactive Story Board.

and...
  • It's Not All Interactive Story Board, Interactive Story Board, Interactive Story Board, you know.

That one is what people would tell me -_-
The Plothole: a home for amateur, inclusive, collaborative stories
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2006-03-31, 3:02 AM #5
"The Condom is Mightier than the Sword."

heh.
Pie.
2006-03-31, 3:21 AM #6
"There's More Than One Way To Eat A Fgr"

Oh nose!
Star Wars: TODOA | DXN - Deus Ex: Nihilum
2006-03-31, 4:12 AM #7
Really old news.
Had to be said, hell it was said last time there was a thread about this, and that was ages ago too.

Never heard of the sloganizer though, so I would consider that another version of the advertising slogan generator.

oh and:

Mommy, there's a deadman in the house.
You can't judge a book by it's file size
2006-03-31, 5:01 AM #8
Neverending Story - It Does a Body Good.
2006-03-31, 7:47 AM #9
Originally posted by Deadman:
Really old news.
Had to be said, hell it was said last time there was a thread about this, and that was ages ago too.

When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you.
omnia mea mecum porto
2006-03-31, 7:52 AM #10
  • Come One, Come All To A Porn Star. :o
  • Give That Man A Porn Star.
  • We're with the Porn Star.
  • I'd Walk a Mile for a Porn Star.
  • Always After Me Porn Star.


...and it goes on...
the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken
2006-03-31, 7:55 AM #11
Naughty, but Sextant.

Bread Wi' Sextant Taken Out.

When You've Got Sextant, Flaunt It.
-=I'm the wang of this here site, and it's HUGE! So just imagine how big I am.=-
1337Yectiwan
The OSC Empire
10 of 14 -- 27 Lives On
2006-03-31, 8:28 AM #12
  • Kids Will Do Anything For Screw You.
  • Things Go Better with Screw You.
  • Because Teh Phear is Complicated Enough.
  • Do You, uh, Teh Phear?
  • Semper Teh Phear.
Still here.
2006-03-31, 12:47 PM #13
<meow>

*cries* I got censored :(
The cake is a lie... THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!!
2006-03-31, 12:55 PM #14
Ok, so I'm extremely immature. :p

The Sweet You Can Eat Between Meals Without Ruining Your Penis.
It's A Bit Of A Penis.
It's a Beautiful Penis.
I'd Like to Buy the World a Penis.
Poppin' Fresh Penis.
Make Room for the Penis.
It's Slightly Rippled with a Flat Penis.
Penis, the Other White Meat.
Aaahh, Penis!
Choosy Mothers Choose Penis.

And the gold line [sorry ladies]:

If You Want To Get Ahead, Get A Penis.
nope.
2006-03-31, 2:30 PM #15
Death is my home,so y the hell am i alive?
dont try anything funny,i got a psycho girlfreind.
2006-03-31, 2:51 PM #16
Thank Hitler It's Friday.

:confused:

There's Always Room For Deustschland.
I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.
2006-03-31, 2:56 PM #17
http://www.thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi?word=Bull****

OBEY THE BULL****!

Oh and this is PRICELESS

If Only Everything in Life was as Reliable as a Death.

YO MAMMA? Yes please.
2006-03-31, 2:59 PM #18
leaves your penis minty not mediciney.
My girlfriend paid a lot of money for that tv; I want to watch ALL OF IT. - JM
2006-03-31, 3:05 PM #19
OMQ

Is Fat Old Ugly Women In You?

Fat Old Ugly Women - Australian for Beer .

Fat Old Ugly Women Just Feels Right.
2006-03-31, 3:51 PM #20
Moving at the Speed of Poop.

A Day Without Tourettes is Like a Day Without Sunshine.

Do The Frog.

Yo Quiero Sex. >.>
If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

Lassev: I guess there was something captivating in savagery, because I liked it.
2006-03-31, 4:04 PM #21
Originally posted by Baconfish:
Ok, so I'm extremely immature. :p

The Sweet You Can Eat Between Meals Without Ruining Your Penis.
It's A Bit Of A Penis.
It's a Beautiful Penis.
I'd Like to Buy the World a Penis.
Poppin' Fresh Penis.
Make Room for the Penis.
It's Slightly Rippled with a Flat Penis.
Penis, the Other White Meat.
Aaahh, Penis!
Choosy Mothers Choose Penis.

And the gold line [sorry ladies]:

If You Want To Get Ahead, Get A Penis.


Hey... how come he didn't get censored yet all mine using "pussy" did? No fair!
The cake is a lie... THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!!
2006-03-31, 4:12 PM #22
theres more than one death,were onto 9932,and counting.
dont try anything funny,i got a psycho girlfreind.
2006-03-31, 4:44 PM #23
Originally posted by SavageX378:
Hey... how come he didn't get censored yet all mine using "pussy" did? No fair!


Probably because the word "penis" is a lot more proper than "pussy."
[This message has been edited. Deal with it.]
2006-03-31, 5:49 PM #24
Good Honest Garbage Since 1896.
Pissed Off?
2006-03-31, 5:52 PM #25
Current Events!
2006-03-31, 5:59 PM #26
Dial Down the Zlocista.
I'm not Just the Zlocista, I'm a Member.
Moms Like You Choose Zlocista.


And of course...


Moving at the Speed of Penis.
Come One, Come All To Penis.
The Penis That Refreshes. (I love this one, I almost fell out of my chair laughing.)
Let Your Fingers Do the Walking Through the Penis. (I loved this one too.)
I had a blog. It sucked.
2006-03-31, 6:08 PM #27
Originally posted by Malus:
Probably because the word "penis" is a lot more proper than "pussy."


Ok fine, I'll use "vagina" then!

It Needn't Be Hell With Vagina.
It's That Vagina Feeling.
Reach for the Vagina.
I'm a Secret Vagina Drinker.
You've Got Questions. We've Got Vagina.
Hungry? Why Wait? Grab a Vagina.
The cake is a lie... THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!!
2006-03-31, 6:11 PM #28
Originally posted by Sarn_Cadrill:
A Day Without Tourettes is Like a Day Without Sunshine.

gold.

shouldn't have needed a sloganiser to come up with this one...

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2006-03-31, 8:34 PM #29
These were the first ten it coughed up for me. The second one needed a lil' something at the front...



Whatever You're Into, Get Into V.D.

Massassi, The Home of V.D.

It's How V.D. Is Done.

Get The V.D. Out.

Feel The Raw Naked V.D. Of The Road.

For That Deep Down Body V.D.

Don't Leave Home Without V.D.

Ribbed For Her V.D.

Thank V.D. It's Friday.

Watch Out, There's a V.D. About.
"Harriet, sweet Harriet - hard-hearted harbinger of haggis."

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