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So guess what I'm getting in my easter basket?
2006-03-31, 8:57 AM #1
I'll give you 2 hints:

- It can fall 19 feet and not get hurt
- It can kill snakes and not be affected by their venom
2006-03-31, 9:00 AM #2
CAT
2006-03-31, 9:36 AM #3
Ummm...even snakes are effected by their own venom, cat's aren't some magical anti-toxin-blooded creatures.
omnia mea mecum porto
2006-03-31, 9:39 AM #4
Mongoose?
nope.
2006-03-31, 9:42 AM #5
A really fat girlfriend?
2006-03-31, 9:43 AM #6
St. Patrick?
the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken
2006-03-31, 9:52 AM #7
I was going to guess St. Patrick too!
Ban Jin!
Nobody really needs work when you have awesome. - xhuxus
2006-03-31, 9:56 AM #8
Can I change my guess to eggs?
nope.
2006-03-31, 10:19 AM #9
Water is the answer!
2006-03-31, 10:19 AM #10
Katana?
"The only crime I'm guilty of is love [of china]"
- Ruthven
me clan me mod
2006-03-31, 10:21 AM #11
Originally posted by tinny:
Katana?


You seem to be confused. The game is over. I won.

Water is the answer!
2006-03-31, 10:21 AM #12
Flaming purple mongeese?
D E A T H
2006-03-31, 10:21 AM #13
Also fire!
Ban Jin!
Nobody really needs work when you have awesome. - xhuxus
2006-03-31, 1:02 PM #14
a rock (duh)
“Without education we are in a horrible and deadly danger of taking educated people seriously.” -G.K. Chesterton
2006-03-31, 1:27 PM #15
Nailface?
2006-03-31, 1:45 PM #16
[QUOTE=Numenor King]a rock (duh)[/QUOTE]

This is what I was thinking
2006-03-31, 1:46 PM #17
Hey who decided they could stuff me in a basket and hand over me as a gift?
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2006-03-31, 1:50 PM #18
Samuel L. Jackson?
Stuff
2006-03-31, 1:51 PM #19
Oprah Winfrey!
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2006-03-31, 2:42 PM #20
The love of Jesus?
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2006-03-31, 2:44 PM #21
Komodo Dragon?
dont try anything funny,i got a psycho girlfreind.
2006-03-31, 2:46 PM #22
A Glock 9MM.
.
2006-03-31, 3:02 PM #23
Ryan Jarman.
nope.
2006-03-31, 3:04 PM #24
an Eagle?
Nothing to see here, move along.
2006-03-31, 3:07 PM #25
They're immune to Goat bites, not snakes.
nope.
2006-03-31, 3:15 PM #26
An HEV suit?
"DON'T TASE ME BRO!" lol
2006-03-31, 3:20 PM #27
yo' mamma?
The tips at the end of shoelaces are called "aglets". Their true purpose is sinister.
2006-03-31, 4:05 PM #28
Vin Diesel.
幻術
2006-03-31, 4:10 PM #29
AK-47?u lucky bas****
dont try anything funny,i got a psycho girlfreind.
2006-03-31, 4:11 PM #30
A dead baby?
A dream is beautiful because it remains a dream.
2006-03-31, 4:18 PM #31
is the dead baby stapled to the chicken?so they can cross the road?
dont try anything funny,i got a psycho girlfreind.
2006-03-31, 4:23 PM #32
A MEXICAN
2006-03-31, 4:27 PM #33
A tarantula.
>>untie shoes
2006-03-31, 5:25 PM #34
A motha****in plane.
I had a blog. It sucked.
2006-03-31, 8:53 PM #35
An egg.
"Guns don't kill people, I kill people."
2006-03-31, 8:54 PM #36
Me, wearing nothing but a smile.

:D
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
2006-03-31, 9:00 PM #37
Originally posted by djwguitarman:
Me, wearing nothing but a smile.

:D

I CALL SLOPPY SECONDS!!!
omnia mea mecum porto
2006-03-31, 9:12 PM #38
Originally posted by Roach:
I CALL SLOPPY SECONDS!!!

Well I guess that take care of my plans this weekend.
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
2006-04-01, 10:19 PM #39
A Planet?
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2006-04-02, 1:39 AM #40
a whale?
Pie.
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