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Oh my God, what have I done..
2006-03-31, 10:09 PM #1
I swear it was an accident..

I didn't mean to, but she wouldn't shut up. I only gave her a few more sleeping pills than I was supposed to, but now she won't wake up? What do I do!? She's the daughter of my friend, and now she isn't breathing. She is only 2 years old, and her name is Lipra Sloof. Please someone, help me. I don't know what I should do, I'm so confused right now...I know I should call 911, but then I'll get arrested!

Help me, please, I'm scared out of my mind.
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2006-03-31, 10:11 PM #2
You're an idiot. MZZT already used the Lipra Sloof gag.

(P.S. You aren't really an idiot. I still love you.)

(P.S.S. Actually MZZT used Sloof Lirpa :p)
Think while it's still legal.
2006-03-31, 10:13 PM #3
Poop on a stick, really?

I thought I came up with an original idea :(
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2006-03-31, 10:15 PM #4
Ok if this was [And it ain't] real heres what would happen.

Since you were so nerdy as to go this forum she pretended death using placebos and a blow-up doll. She is now in New York under the name "Ancy Williams''
2006-03-31, 10:18 PM #5
Who the **** would name their kid Lirpa?
2006-03-31, 10:26 PM #6
It's a pretty sexy name if you think about it
:em321:
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2006-03-31, 11:28 PM #7
I've seen so many gags that had to do with the words "lirpa" and "sloof" I immediately recognize them now.
2006-03-31, 11:31 PM #8
I'm confused. And this wasn't funny if it's a joke. *_*
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2006-03-31, 11:50 PM #9
APRIL FOOLS!
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2006-03-31, 11:55 PM #10
Originally posted by Avenger:
APRIL FOOLS!

OMG.
Pie.
2006-03-31, 11:56 PM #11
Oh for god's sake.

I ****ing hate April 1st on the internet.

My first burn was that damn prank Drazen Isle download Massassi posted on April 1st, 2000. I waited in anticipation all goddamn afternoon for it to download on my 56k modem and all that was in the zip was a couple of ****ing HUGE pictures (which I had already seen). I was truly pissed and I've hated April 1st on the internet ever since.

See ya. I ain't touching the internet with a 50-foot-pole for the next 24 hours.
"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009
2006-04-01, 10:44 AM #12
Originally posted by Freelancer:
Oh for god's sake.

I ****ing hate April 1st on the internet.

My first burn was that damn prank Drazen Isle download Massassi posted on April 1st, 2000. I waited in anticipation all goddamn afternoon for it to download on my 56k modem and all that was in the zip was a couple of ****ing HUGE pictures (which I had already seen). I was truly pissed and I've hated April 1st on the internet ever since.

See ya. I ain't touching the internet with a 50-foot-pole for the next 24 hours.

Got a little sand up there?
D E A T H
2006-04-01, 10:52 AM #13
its april?

wtf, where did february go????
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2006-04-01, 10:53 AM #14
Personally, I somehow feel like I have missed 2003 totally, yet I was somewhat more active here then than in 2002... bleh.
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2006-04-01, 11:28 AM #15
Did you see on TF.N's site, their April Fool's gag is that Madonna will be in the new Star Wars TV series as a Sith Witch. :)
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2006-04-01, 12:21 PM #16
It would be appropriate as she as the fake British accent just like Carrie Fisher did in Ep. IV.
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