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World of Starcraft!!!
2006-04-01, 12:53 PM #1
http://www.gamespot.com/pc/rpg/worldofstarcraft/news.html?sid=6146918&q=World%20of%20Starcraft
The cake is a lie... THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!!
2006-04-01, 12:56 PM #2
I will personally murder the person responsible if this is a joke.
2006-04-01, 12:58 PM #3
april 1st? check

looks almost identical to WoW in every way? check

:em321:
2006-04-01, 12:59 PM #4
I'm skeptical, but hopeful.
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2006-04-01, 12:59 PM #5
Here is one of the shots hehe

[http://img.gamespot.com/gamespot/images/2006/089/reviews/932394_20060331_screen001.jpg]
The cake is a lie... THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!!
2006-04-01, 1:01 PM #6
They sure know a lot about a game that was just announced. *rollseyes*
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2006-04-01, 1:03 PM #7
This is so fake.

And it is seriously pissing me off.
2006-04-01, 1:06 PM #8
BurgerCraft...
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2006-04-01, 1:07 PM #9
yeah after reading the preview, i really wanna play it.

i say we go find whoever did this and rape them till they implode.
2006-04-01, 1:10 PM #10
Quote:
The Scholomance Special (5-person group dinner discount)


I'm going to scholo tonight!
2006-04-01, 1:11 PM #11
I'm just hoping Blizzard and Gamespot are throwing us a curveball by making a legitimate announcement on April 1st. That would take real wit.

They'd still be *******s though.
2006-04-01, 1:12 PM #12
Originally posted by money•bie:
I'm just hoping Blizzard and Gamespot are throwing us a curveball by making a legitimate announcement on April 1st. That would take real wit.

They'd still be *******s though.


That's what I'm thinking. Maybe hoping?
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2006-04-01, 1:13 PM #13
If it's fake, they really spent a ****ing long time writing about it and presenting it
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2006-04-01, 1:19 PM #14
The pic is obviously fake. All of the starcraft stuff is just pasted from screenshots of Ghost onto a WoW shot.

There's also nothing on Blizzard's website, and blizzaed always announces news on their own site first.

And it's April 1st.
Moo.
2006-04-01, 1:19 PM #15
I wonder how a marine has spider mines. I like how it's exactly like WoW, too, down to the buttons for the talents and journal and stuff. If it's not a joke, I'm dissappointed, because I want something new, not WoW with new skins. (Though Char does look damn nice.) :p
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2006-04-01, 1:31 PM #16
"250-man zerg rush" BWAHAHAHAHHAA
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2006-04-01, 1:42 PM #17
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And for those marathon stretches you'll doubtlessly end up spending with the game, Blizzard's got you covered with a full-on integration with its newly-announced BurgerCraft franchise. By typing /burger at any point in the game, you'll gain access to a highly integrated menu, allowing you to special-order fast food, delivered straight to your home. Since Blizzard's got your account data, charges will be transparently applied, seamlessly integrating the fast-food-buying experience straight into the game.


How can you possibly believe this?
2006-04-01, 2:04 PM #18
Haha, awesome.
2006-04-01, 2:15 PM #19
[QUOTE=Vincent Valentine]How can you possibly believe this?[/QUOTE]

Because SoE added the /pizza command for Everquest II. Orders from your nearest Pizza Hut in the US.
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Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2006-04-01, 2:18 PM #20
Hmm..

You know, having cheese burgers delivered sounds pretty hot....
2006-04-01, 2:19 PM #21
Yes.
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Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2006-04-01, 2:22 PM #22
They ought to have /food commands in offline games.

OH.

And they could have discounts on health food. THEN IT'D MAKE VIDEO GAMES LOOK LESS EVIL, AND THEY COULD HAVE MORE VIOLENCE. CAUSE WELL, ANYONE THAT HELPS FATTIES CAN'T BE EVIL!!!

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2006-04-01, 9:15 PM #23
I think that picture just killed the thread. Everyone's too scared go near it now thanks to you rob!
The cake is a lie... THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!!
2006-04-01, 9:53 PM #24
...is that Richard Simmons?
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2006-04-01, 10:09 PM #25
Originally posted by Echoman:
...is that Richard Simmons?


that's what I thought

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