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I havnt posted here in like 3 years.....Im back and I need love advice....
2006-04-01, 7:13 PM #1
hey----I'm back-------anyway I'll go strait to my point......there's this girl that a have known for around a year, and we were really really good friends. recently I asked her out.....she said yes and it was all good untill a few days ago......its kind of my fault.....I acted like she was only for me and nobody else.....I obviously didnt think like that but she seamed to have gotten that impression.

Now she hates me and I have been spending like a week appologizing to her but she doesnt forgive me......I dont know what to do, my heart is broken and I dont feel alive anymore.....can anybody give me advice on what to do now?......Im in desperate need of help!!!!
2006-04-01, 7:23 PM #2
stop being such as wuss and stop acting like your life revolves around her?

its just a lass, theres three billion of them

let her know the fact theres three billion of them
2006-04-01, 7:24 PM #3
...tell her about your Kung Fu experience?
omnia mea mecum porto
2006-04-01, 7:25 PM #4
actually she knows about my kung fu experience.......
2006-04-01, 7:27 PM #5
I've been waiting to use this...
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2006-04-01, 7:33 PM #6
Look, if she's so pissed off over a simple misunderstanding that you've been apologizing to her for a week with no results, then she isn't worth the time. Obviously her personality isn't her strong point.

Move along, move along.
Stuff
2006-04-01, 8:21 PM #7
kyle's right. If you have tried to genuinely apologize and she's being a **** then she wasn't as great as you thought she was.
Pissed Off?
2006-04-01, 8:31 PM #8
How should I know lol
2006-04-01, 9:39 PM #9
I wish it was that simple.....Im the type that cant forget things like this.......she was such a great friend, I miss that
2006-04-01, 9:44 PM #10
Set her house on fire.
"If you watch television news, you will know less about the world than if you just drink gin straight out of the bottle."
--Garrison Keillor
2006-04-01, 9:45 PM #11
Originally posted by PerfectJamie:
actually she knows about my kung fu experience.......

Kung fu her into submission. It's the only way.

o.0
2006-04-01, 9:55 PM #12
Originally posted by fishstickz:
Set her house on fire.


Hey, that's MY solution.

Actually no, my solution has to do with microwave ovens. See, you take three of them...
Stuff
2006-04-01, 9:56 PM #13
ok----her being mad at me was totally my fault----I dont blame her.......I really need a solution that doesnt require violence....
2006-04-01, 10:00 PM #14
Originally posted by kyle90:
Hey, that's MY solution.

Actually no, my solution has to do with microwave ovens. See, you take three of them...

Just one microwave oven turned inside out would do the trick.

o.0
2006-04-01, 10:12 PM #15
Oh my GOD you're right!

As long as the universe is a simple topological surface, we can build an inside-out microwave oven, define the outside to be the inside, and microwave THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE.
Stuff
2006-04-01, 10:19 PM #16
Thus ruining all the corn in the world. Also creating a crapload of popcorn. And itd even destroy AOLs cd mailing campaign of doom!

o.0
2006-04-01, 10:23 PM #17
any help?
2006-04-01, 10:26 PM #18
You want to help make popcorn for us?
2006-04-01, 10:27 PM #19
Ask her for fifteen undisturbed minutes so the two of you can talk -- really talk. Tell her you would really appreciate the dignity of doing so if you mean anything at all to her. If she agrees, tell her what's on your mind. If she doesn't come around after this, then there's nothing you can do but move on.
"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009
2006-04-01, 10:30 PM #20
Originally posted by Freelancer:
Ask her for fifteen undisturbed minutes so the two of you can talk -- really talk have sex. Tell her you would really appreciate the dignity of doing her so if you mean anything at all to her . If she agrees, tell her what's on your mind. Sex. If she doesn't come around after this, then there's nothing you can do but move on make popcorn.


Fixed.
2006-04-01, 10:31 PM #21
Free, you're awesome. What perfect advice!
2006-04-01, 10:31 PM #22
I agree, Hebedee. XD
2006-04-01, 10:37 PM #23
wow thanks....I'll do that!
2006-04-01, 11:27 PM #24
Originally posted by kyle90:
Oh my GOD you're right!

As long as the universe is a simple topological surface, we can build an inside-out microwave oven, define the outside to be the inside, and microwave THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE.

*falls of chair laughing and ROFL*

Anyway... I am sorry you feel so bad, I know what its like to have the world lose color. Its hard. Fortunately it can allways end. Unless you are determined to be stuck in the past. If you just remember that there will be an end to your sadness sometime soon, it will come. Its also good to have a friend to talk to. Just somebody to talk to and spill everything you've got. This is my advice for the worst-case-scenario. You still don't have to resort to things like this, becuase you can still recover what you lost... I hope your conversation goes well.
"You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!" Anyone who recognizes this quote is awsome.
2006-04-01, 11:30 PM #25
The world lost colour for me once too.

I clicked "turn off computer" but didn't choose "standby", "turn off", or "restart" quickly enough.
Stuff
2006-04-01, 11:48 PM #26
First, you need a trout. Stick the trout in your pants over night and the next time you see her, slap her with it. Then go home and grab your binoculars. At about 10:00 pm go to her house and hide in a bush or tree and watch her with the binoculars. Make sure you bring a notepad to write down your inner most thoughts about the cultural changes in Europe over the last century as you watch her. Stay there until 3:00 am and before you leave throw a bucket of strawberry jello on her window. Go home and read through your notes in a Shakespearian accent and build a shrine of her. Worship that shrine every day at dusk and dawn and begin a fasting cycle to honor her existence.

Since you didn't give any details in a rather mundane question, this is the closest answer I can give.
Democracy: rule by the stupid
2006-04-02, 12:58 AM #27
That was such a wonderful paragraph of text, Kieran Horn. It can't be but from personal experience.
Frozen in the past by ICARUS
2006-04-02, 5:35 AM #28
I shall be posting this in every girl thread from now on.

[http://70.86.201.113/imageserv2/temporary/PBF076BCtheManwithNoPenis.gif]
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2006-04-02, 7:08 AM #29
YAY!
Code:
if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}
2006-04-02, 7:44 AM #30
<3 PBF
||Arena of Fire || Grand Temple of Fire ||

The man who believes he can and the man who believes he can't are both right. Which are you?
2006-04-02, 11:44 AM #31
Originally posted by lassev:
That was such a wonderful paragraph of text, Kieran Horn. It can't be but from personal experience.

How dare you insult me. Trout, jello, shrines, and fasting are all marks of a newbie at the love game. Experts use salmon and chum.
Democracy: rule by the stupid
2006-04-02, 1:59 PM #32
Hoy, hoy. Nobody starts as an expert. Or very few people at least. Even earlier experiences are still experiences.
Frozen in the past by ICARUS
2006-04-02, 2:20 PM #33
[QUOTE=Kieran Horn]How dare you insult me. Trout, jello, shrines, and fasting are all marks of a newbie at the love game. Experts use salmon and chum.[/QUOTE]

God uses a Baconfish.

[Jesus - Landfish.]
nope.
2006-04-02, 2:24 PM #34
Originally posted by Freelancer:
Ask her for fifteen undisturbed minutes so the two of you can have sex . Tell her you would really appreciate the dignity of doing her. If she agrees, tell her what's on your mind. Sex. If she doesn't come on to you after this, then there's nothing you can do but hit on her best friend .


Fixed again.
2006-04-02, 4:49 PM #35
Yeah, cause that's a good way to get non-future prostitutes to like you.
2006-04-02, 5:15 PM #36
Originally posted by Obi_Kwiet:
Yeah, cause that's the only way to get any girl to like you.


lolololol









.'/
2006-04-03, 12:42 AM #37
well---I had the talk and I think we came to an understanding.....she wants to be friends, she still seams like shes avoiding me a bit but I think that will fix as time passes.........I think this was the best resault that could have had happened! thanks for the advice! I actually still love her, but I think as long as we stay as friends we can regain the relationship we used to have...thanks again!
2006-04-03, 12:46 AM #38
Hey, glad to hear my advice wor... er, well, kinda.. er.. dang. :(
"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009
2006-04-03, 5:41 AM #39
so you arent shagging her?

how is that a successful conclusion!?

Female friends = meh
Code:
if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}
2006-04-03, 6:00 AM #40
Im sorry but I am a very very unusual teen ager and "shagging" doesnt interest me :p
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