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The bet (of doom)
2006-04-05, 3:36 PM #1
not really, but very silly.

http://www.helpwinmybet.com/

(not spam or gay pr0n. so dont worry)
Pie.
2006-04-05, 3:37 PM #2
long story short

Guy bets girlfriend he can get 2 million hits on a site, if he wins, he gets a threesome

(note, the hit counter was at 5000 some about 2 hours ago, holy crap)
Holy soap opera Batman. - FGR
DARWIN WILL PREVENT THE DOWNFALL OF OUR RACE. - Rob
Free Jin!
2006-04-05, 3:39 PM #3
Awesome. :) I can't believe his girlfriend agreed to put that in writing.

I hope he posts one final entry after he reaches 2 million. ;)
"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009
2006-04-05, 3:39 PM #4
Do we get to watch?
2006-04-05, 3:40 PM #5
he's probably pressing F5 as fast as he can, + i think you can make a hit counter say anything. so he's got a chance.
Pie.
2006-04-05, 3:44 PM #6
322,531 holy crap
Stuff
2006-04-05, 3:44 PM #7
he's at 317 thousand.

He's gonna make it!
Code:
if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}
2006-04-05, 4:04 PM #8
353,413 at the last count...

also it has to be unique hits so refreshing the page wouldn't do him any good.
People of our generation should not be subjected to mornings.

Rbots
2006-04-05, 4:52 PM #9
He's got it...
Epstein didn't kill himself.
2006-04-05, 4:54 PM #10
450k. They need to put this on Slashdot, it'll be done in a couple of minutes.
D E A T H
2006-04-05, 4:59 PM #11
I put it on MySpace, so we'll see if that helps.
.
2006-04-05, 5:16 PM #12
Originally posted by SiliconC:
I put it on MySpace, so we'll see if that helps.


Great idea
Code:
if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}
2006-04-05, 6:16 PM #13
Haven't we seen this before?
2006-04-05, 6:28 PM #14
Holy ****e, 745K when I checked.
2006-04-05, 6:43 PM #15
It seems to be going up 1000 every few seconds :-\
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2006-04-05, 6:46 PM #16
Hah, she is so doing a threesome.

That counter is flying. Most of the time the page won't load.
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Kill one man, and you are a murderer. Kill millions of men, and you are a conqueror. Kill them all, and you are a god. - Jean Rostand.
2006-04-05, 6:46 PM #17
It broke.
幻術
2006-04-05, 6:50 PM #18
875 K. No way he aint' gonna make it now.
2006-04-05, 7:01 PM #19
917455. If they post this on Digg the site will get raped :p
$do || ! $do ; try
try: command not found
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2006-04-05, 7:14 PM #20
It is on Digg, just not the front page.
Stuff
2006-04-05, 8:11 PM #21
the thing is, he's got a freaking YEAR to get to 2 million, this only took a month and a few days

1136000
Holy soap opera Batman. - FGR
DARWIN WILL PREVENT THE DOWNFALL OF OUR RACE. - Rob
Free Jin!
2006-04-05, 8:16 PM #22
Woo! He's up to 1.15 million!! He also posted some updates!

I can't wait to hear what happens when he gets to 2 mil :)
"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009
2006-04-05, 8:18 PM #23
His girlfriend isn't even that pretty.
2006-04-05, 8:20 PM #24
Originally posted by Rob:
His girlfriend isn't even that pretty.


You make it sound like it ruins the whole thing...
Epstein didn't kill himself.
2006-04-05, 8:21 PM #25
IT DOES.

Because I can't even imagine hotness to this.
2006-04-05, 8:23 PM #26
I wonder if he's had any 'offers' from women via email. :em321:
"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009
2006-04-05, 8:25 PM #27
This guy will make it easily. 1,170,376 and counting.

I can only assume his girlfriend has been wanting to experiment for awhile now.
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2006-04-05, 8:31 PM #28
[QUOTE=Michael MacFarlane]This guy will make it easily. 1,170,376 and counting.

I can only assume his girlfriend has been wanting to experiment for awhile now.[/QUOTE]

Yeah, she is probably really in control.
Epstein didn't kill himself.
2006-04-05, 10:21 PM #29
almost 1.5 mil. Christ.
Stuff
2006-04-05, 10:25 PM #30
Funny thing is, almost all the hits have come in on one day (April 5).
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Za twoim przewodem
Złączym się z narodem.
2006-04-05, 10:36 PM #31
According to the site, hitting f5 over and over does nothing because the counter only counts unique visitors.

I wasn't impressed until now.
"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009
2006-04-05, 11:09 PM #32
Originally posted by Freelancer:
I wonder if he's had any 'offers' from women via email. :em321:


your quotes are around the wrong words. it should be written...

I wonder if he's had any offers from 'women' via email.
The tips at the end of shoelaces are called "aglets". Their true purpose is sinister.
2006-04-05, 11:12 PM #33
1.5 x 10^6 at the mo.

Looking good for sexy goodness :D
2006-04-06, 12:58 AM #34
1.8
Sorry for the lousy German
2006-04-06, 12:59 AM #35
Its at 1,814,319 right now, and going up by 10k about every 5 minutes.
"Guns don't kill people, I kill people."
2006-04-06, 1:24 AM #36
it is zooming now.

every time i refresh, it has gone up by multiple hundreds.
Snail racing: (500 posts per line)------@%
2006-04-06, 1:38 AM #37
it is at 1.9 million now.


[edit]1.95 million now
Snail racing: (500 posts per line)------@%
2006-04-06, 1:50 AM #38
he set up a paypal account. i have no idea who will send cash to some random dude so he that he'll get a threesome.

hm. he's gonna hit 2mil very soon.

the double or nothing sounds interesting.
Pie.
2006-04-06, 1:56 AM #39
I don't know how she expected to be able to know if they're all unique hits.
"Well ain't that a merry jelly." - FastGamerr

"You can actually see the waves of me not caring in the air." - fishstickz
2006-04-06, 2:08 AM #40
24k hits to go.
Snail racing: (500 posts per line)------@%
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