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For the last time! I'm NOT a girl! >:(

2006-04-05, 4:50 PM #1

Ruthven

Not The Man He Once Was

Posts: 7,638

So i was registering with UCas, so i can apply for Games Design at uni...

and it came up with an error.

At first, it refused to believe I was Male, based on my name :confused:

I HATE THE INTERNET :mad:

Attachment: 11289/damnuucas.JPG (39,369 bytes)

Code:

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

2006-04-05, 4:51 PM #2

Neorapsta

Registered User

Posts: 34

yeah, it must be that new lie detector they've installed :p

2006-04-05, 4:52 PM #3

Ruthven

Not The Man He Once Was

Posts: 7,638

OH CRAP!

I put MRS!!!

Code:

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

2006-04-05, 4:53 PM #4

Spook

-eeeee

Posts: 5,963

ROFL

I was wondering how it could think Aaron was a woman's name. Erin, maybe, but Aaron?

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2006-04-05, 4:53 PM #5

Dj Yoshi

Registered User

Posts: 19,202

GG NO RE PWNT LOL WTF KTHX.

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D E A T H

2006-04-05, 4:56 PM #6

- Tony -

Not satisfied.

Posts: 4,773

You suck at UCAS.

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2006-04-05, 4:57 PM #7

Roach

Registered User

Posts: 5,275

This explains quite a bit...

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2006-04-05, 4:57 PM #8

Spook

-eeeee

Posts: 5,963

[QUOTE=Dj Yoshi]GG NO RE PWNT LOL WTF KTHX.

-I hate internet acronyms.[/QUOTE]

That's cool dude.

Epstein didn't kill himself.

2006-04-05, 4:58 PM #9

Neorapsta

Registered User

Posts: 34

yeah, the first test is matching the gender to the title...I so have to send this to the Institute before your interview

2006-04-05, 4:59 PM #10

SiliconC

I'm a man, babyr

Posts: 2,671

Hahahaha. You'd think you would have noticed that BEFORE you started a thread about it.

2006-04-05, 5:01 PM #11

Kieran Horn

Got One Anyway

Posts: 3,620

You can't *****. I've gotten beauty pageant invites, female modelling invites, razors, and tampons in the mail.

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2006-04-05, 5:01 PM #12

Ruthven

Not The Man He Once Was

Posts: 7,638

Code:

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

2006-04-05, 5:04 PM #13

Dj Yoshi

Registered User

Posts: 19,202

[QUOTE=Kieran Horn]You can't *****. I've gotten beauty pageant invites, female modelling invites, razors, and tampons in the mail.[/QUOTE]
I'd totally vote you.

D E A T H

2006-04-05, 5:09 PM #14

Achelois

Fat, hairy Italian.

Posts: 824

I have the same problem!

People just don't believe that I'm not female.

:p

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2006-04-05, 5:11 PM #15

landfish

'splodes

Posts: 4,543

silly ruthven

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2006-04-05, 5:11 PM #16

sugarless

Sweet 'n' Low

Posts: 3,467

[QUOTE=Kieran Horn]You can't *****. I've gotten beauty pageant invites, female modelling invites, razors, and tampons in the mail.[/QUOTE]

What? Why haven't I gotten free tampons and razors in the mail?

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2006-04-05, 5:13 PM #17

Zell

Not the senator.r

Posts: 7,190

Yeah, send some my way too.

...what?

DO NOT WANT.

2006-04-05, 5:24 PM #18

gammasts

What does this name mean, anyway?

Posts: 367

No one noticed that the error was caused by him selecting "Mrs" from the drop down, and then Male from the radio buttons.

Maybe Ruthy wants to be a Male Mrs

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2006-04-05, 5:25 PM #19

genk

doot!

Posts: 10,781

Originally posted by Achelois:

I have the same problem!

People just don't believe that I'm not female.

:p

see, your problem is all the shoulders and up pictures, the ones that are full body are more convincing of the fact...except that one when you forgot to shave

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2006-04-05, 5:25 PM #20

Ubuu

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wait arent you gay?

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2006-04-05, 5:27 PM #21

CavEmaN

Ug! Me smash you!

Posts: 1,819

HAHAHAHAHA ... MUAHHAHAHAHHA

silly Ruth.

2006-04-05, 6:09 PM #22

Rogue Leader

I've got about 78¢. Is that enough?

Posts: 1,548

Originally posted by gammasts:

No one noticed that the error was caused by him selecting "Mrs" from the drop down, and then Male from the radio buttons.

Maybe Ruthy wants to be a Male Mrs

Well, Ruthy mentioned in his second post that he did that, so rather then point it out, we all joined in on helping to embarress him further.

Life is beautiful.

2006-04-05, 7:15 PM #23

Chewbubba

Corrupting the Nation's Youth.

Posts: 4,034

Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

Dude (-ette), you're a trans. :em321:

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2006-04-05, 7:20 PM #24

Vornskr

The Lowest!

Posts: 1,004

When my girlfriend first registered at university, she got some paperwork back that claimed she was male. She called the people, and thought she had set things straight. A few weeks before she moved in, she got housing info that told her she was rooming with a guy on a guy's floor. Seeing as how I've been put in a girls' dorm before, maybe it's us and not the university that are confused.

2006-04-05, 7:27 PM #25

saberopus

Likes Kittens. Eats Fluffies

Posts: 12,306

I'd hit it.

2006-04-05, 7:34 PM #26

Space_Bandit

You stole my heart

Posts: 1,173

Originally posted by Ruthven:

OH CRAP!

I put MRS!!!

Heh, I was looking through your form and saw that. Big "wtf" moment.

"DON'T TASE ME BRO!" lol

2006-04-05, 8:01 PM #27

Vin

No Longer Homeless!
Fancy Pants

Posts: 9,843

[QUOTE=Kieran Horn]You can't *****. I've gotten beauty pageant invites, female modelling invites, razors, and tampons in the mail.[/QUOTE]
Haha, me too.

2006-04-05, 8:08 PM #28

SavageX378

Lizard-Makin' Man

Posts: 3,619

Heh, cool. Not only do both me and ruth think asians are hawt but we both have the same first name :p

The cake is a lie... THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!!

2006-04-06, 2:31 AM #29

Neorapsta

Registered User

Posts: 34

and you enjoy the same brand of sports bra and mini skirt.

2006-04-06, 4:16 AM #30

Jep

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Posts: 10,237

Originally posted by SavageX378:

Heh, cool. Not only do both me and ruth think asians are hawt but we both have the same first name :p

Awww you so cute! :):):confused::):)

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2006-04-06, 4:18 AM #31

Jep

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Posts: 10,237

Wow that little band of smilies reminded of Wolfy and a certain emo thread.

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2006-04-06, 6:49 AM #32

Fardreamer

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Posts: 1,364

hahaha Jep I actually laughed out loud at that :p

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2006-04-06, 6:59 AM #33

Nitropenguin

Penguin Type-R

Posts: 639

[QUOTE=Kieran Horn]You can't *****. I've gotten beauty pageant invites, female modelling invites, razors, and tampons in the mail.[/QUOTE]

razors?

so what? you're emo too?

Pie.

2006-04-06, 7:33 AM #34

Detty

Britlandish

Posts: 5,649

Nitropenguin, once people hit puberty they start to grow hair in places there was no hair before. I am of course talking about legs in Kieran Horn's case. Sometimes people don't want this hair so they use what we refer to as a "razor".

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2006-04-06, 7:45 AM #35

Wolfy

I TYPE LOUD

Posts: 10,623

Or Blazer, Lazer, or...some other "azer".

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2006-04-06, 8:33 AM #36

Bounty Hunter 4 hire

Thinks we have dignity.

Posts: 2,099

I was gonna say, "could it have been the 'Mrs.' title?"

Steal my dreams and sell them back to me.....

2006-04-06, 9:08 AM #37

Numenor King

King of Westernesse

Posts: 440

HA, the first thing I saw was the Mrs. so naturaly I read: I'm NOT a girl! and saw the aplication with Mrs. and was like "...are you sure?" then the hallerity ensued

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2006-04-06, 3:02 PM #38

Corporal G

Gee_4ce

Posts: 908

I love UCAS, I just got an AAA offer from UCL for English Literature :cool:

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2006-04-06, 4:17 PM #39

- Tony -

Not satisfied.

Posts: 4,773

I have an ABC from Birmingham for Mathematical Engineering.

¬¬

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2006-04-06, 4:25 PM #40

Ruthven

Not The Man He Once Was

Posts: 7,638

you two are way smarter than me.

I was offered BCC's in astrophysics.
But i quite after 2 years.

I never have been a high achiever, i only got BCCDE at A Level.

Code:

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}