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I need naming help.
2006-04-06, 6:20 PM #1
I need to name a boat. It is a 14' sailboat made of fiberglass( :( ) and painted in classical boat colors. These colors may be refered to as "Dark red" and "Light grey".

Onto the point, I gotta figure out a name! Sofar I have these ideas.
Ramming Speed.
Oh Shi-
Frizzle Fry.
Mr. Oysterhead.
Yeah, I need more ideas so I can become more confused. Initiate thread!

o.0
2006-04-06, 6:29 PM #2
Rammende Geschwindigkeit
"DON'T TASE ME BRO!" lol
2006-04-06, 6:35 PM #3
Name it Jenny!

<_<
>_>
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2006-04-06, 6:37 PM #4
Enterprise
Prometheus
Odyssey
O'Neill
Defiant
Voyager
Heart of Gold
Daedalus
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2006-04-06, 6:39 PM #5
Originally posted by Gebohq:
Name it Jenny!

<_<
>_>


Winner!
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2006-04-06, 6:40 PM #6
Originally posted by Gebohq:
Name it Jenny!

<_<
>_>

Naming it after my sister would be strange.

Less sci-fi and more funny! And no direct translations of things I wrote:(

You all need more clevers.

Current ideas I have: Crap upside down (in case of capsize), Ramming speed acrost the stern, Oh Shi- acrost the bow. Crap upside down but under the waterline so its only seen during capsize maybe.

o.0
2006-04-06, 6:42 PM #7
Flash
"Jayne, this is something the Captain has to do for himself"

"N-No it's not!"

"Oh."
2006-04-06, 6:42 PM #8
U-571
"DON'T TASE ME BRO!" lol
2006-04-06, 6:47 PM #9
Oh Scheiss-/Oh Merd- (you wanted direct translation, oui?)

I take it you don't want to use "Slartibartfast" then. :p
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2006-04-06, 6:48 PM #10
Ramming Speed is a good one.
2006-04-06, 6:49 PM #11
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Free Jin!
2006-04-06, 6:51 PM #12
Originally posted by Space_Bandit:
U-571

That is one of my favorites! That was such a great movie...

On that note:

The Bismarck.
"You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!" Anyone who recognizes this quote is awsome.
2006-04-06, 6:59 PM #13
-=[ A N N I H I L A T O R ]=- [/b][/size][/u]
"Well ain't that a merry jelly." - FastGamerr

"You can actually see the waves of me not caring in the air." - fishstickz
2006-04-06, 7:04 PM #14
Boat RamRod
2006-04-06, 7:16 PM #15
I like Catalyst.

But Boat RamRod is great too, moreso because I just watched Super Troopers last night.
2006-04-06, 7:22 PM #16
Yeah, and if you name it Boat RamRod, you can go around calling people chicken****ers, and they'll just think you're being clever. That is, unless they've never seen Super Troopers.
2006-04-06, 7:23 PM #17
das boat
pt109
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2006-04-06, 7:30 PM #18
Serenity. Or Nailface.
2006-04-06, 8:53 PM #19
Fook Yoo :p
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2006-04-06, 8:56 PM #20
Originally posted by genk:
The SS: More Powerful then Superman, Batman, and the Incredible Hulk Combined


Don't forget Spiderman ;)
2006-04-06, 9:12 PM #21
Originally posted by Acharjay:
-=[ A N N I H I L A T O R ]=- [/b][/size][/u]


Awesome as that is.. theres already a boat named that in the area. It's a gigantic steel fishingboat which fits the name quite well. Slartibartfast is alright.. but it just doesnt have universal humor:(
Currently thinking Ramming Speed combined with Oh Merd- or just Crap!
Got a few days before I grab a can of paint anyway>.>

o.0
2006-04-06, 9:18 PM #22
(painted upside-down) ^ This End Up ^
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try: command not found
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2006-04-06, 9:20 PM #23
Originally posted by Gilgamesh85:
Don't forget Spiderman ;)

and as i was typing it up i went 'wait? isn't spiderman in there also?'
poop
Holy soap opera Batman. - FGR
DARWIN WILL PREVENT THE DOWNFALL OF OUR RACE. - Rob
Free Jin!
2006-04-06, 9:26 PM #24
SS Boat
2006-04-06, 9:46 PM #25
Name it The Fuzzy Geezer.
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2006-04-06, 10:41 PM #26
I really like Oh Shi-, and Obi beat me to Nailface.
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2006-04-06, 10:57 PM #27
Originally posted by Ewoklover:
das boat
pt109

Boot

das Boot ist wie du den Wort schriebst.
Code to the left of him, code to the right of him, code in front of him compil'd and thundered. Programm'd at with shot and $SHELL. Boldly he typed and well. Into the jaws of C. Into the mouth of PERL. Debug'd the 0x258.
2006-04-06, 10:57 PM #28
"Carrot Top"
2006-04-07, 1:29 AM #29
Snag.

Well, I was never happy with English words for a sunken log. If I ever got a boat, I would name it that (in Finnish of course, which makes it sound much, much better).
Frozen in the past by ICARUS
2006-04-07, 1:35 AM #30
The SS 14' sailboat made of fiberglass and painted in classical boat colors (of doom)
Pie.
2006-04-07, 2:22 AM #31
Originally posted by genk:
and as i was typing it up i went 'wait? isn't spiderman in there also?'
poop


And, it's "put together", not "combined". That's why I always google quotes before I post them.

S.S. Funkatronic?
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... I thought I had won."
2006-04-07, 4:42 AM #32
Originally posted by JediGandalf:
Boot

das Boot ist wie du den Wort schriebst.


lol
"DON'T TASE ME BRO!" lol
2006-04-07, 4:50 AM #33
CALL IT BOATFACE

or give it that ****ing comical name peter griffin gives his boat.
2006-04-07, 4:53 AM #34
Snakes on a boat...
"DON'T TASE ME BRO!" lol
2006-04-07, 7:31 AM #35
You could name it after me if you want you boat named after the guy nobody likes.

For real though, I like Ramming Speed best.
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2006-04-07, 7:38 AM #36
The S.S. People in Glass Houses S-s-s-s-s-sink Ships ****! ***!
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2006-04-07, 12:17 PM #37
1337
2006-04-07, 12:31 PM #38
Obviously you need a diabolical combination of the name from the boat from Jaw's and Gilligan's Island.


The Orca Minnow
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2006-04-07, 1:48 PM #39
"I have no clue what I'm doing!"

"S.O.S."

and on the front: "If you can read this I'm too close"
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2006-04-07, 1:53 PM #40
Are you going to be Sailing the Seas of Cheese?

Frizzle Fry is a cool name for it.

Just rename yourself to John the Fisherman.

Now I have to listen to some Les Claypool. :o
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