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Not a mystery box but...
2006-04-06, 7:22 PM #1
Kittens!
[http://www.unm.edu/~rroessne/ittybitties.jpg]
Yes, kittens. Very young, itty bitty kittens. My friend heard a noise yesterday in our backyard, so she looked out and saw these two huddled against the wind. We suspect that someone dumped them in our yard. The black one is a male, and the black and white one is a female. It's kind of a hassle to feed, bathe, mother them...but hey, it's a house of three girls!

I thought everyone needed to know this, so that's why I posted it. Any advice on young kitten (2-3 weeks?) care would be helpful!
"Ford, you're turning into a penguin. Stop it."
2006-04-06, 7:28 PM #2
AHHHHH MYSTERY BOXES NOOOOOO!!! *jumps out window*

...
.


...Cute.
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2006-04-06, 7:29 PM #3
We have them living in a box now.
>_>
...it could be a mystery.
<_<
"Ford, you're turning into a penguin. Stop it."
2006-04-06, 7:31 PM #4
gnAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWW!

Advice? I thought you'd know this sort of thing... :confused: In any case, I don't. Sorry :(
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2006-04-06, 7:41 PM #5
Kyyooooottt! Why are the black and white one's back feet deformed, though? Or am I imagining things?
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2006-04-06, 7:48 PM #6
kittens ^.^
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2006-04-06, 7:49 PM #7
The little black one is actually a panther cub!!! :eek:
2006-04-06, 7:55 PM #8
The only advice I have is that whatever you do don't expose them to close range camera flash... say anything closer than 2-feet.

At this early stage in development it can harm and retard the growth of their retina and ocular nerve, impairing their vision forever.

You haven't done that yet, have you?




















:p I kid, I kid.
2006-04-06, 7:56 PM #9
Originally posted by Zell:
Kyyooooottt! Why are the black and white one's back feet deformed, though? Or am I imagining things?



It's a polydactyl. It has six little toes on each foot...all with very sharp claws. :(
"Ford, you're turning into a penguin. Stop it."
2006-04-06, 10:46 PM #10
Wait 7 weeks til you try chucking your kittens out the window of ~7 story building to see if they'll land on their feet.
2006-04-06, 10:51 PM #11
omg the one on the right is so cute.

Have you named them?
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2006-04-06, 11:13 PM #12
They have no names yet. The roommates and I agreed no names until we know they are disease free and can live with our other two cats. You're seeing the making of crazy cat ladys. >_>
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2006-04-06, 11:44 PM #13
omg i'm a sucker for kittens :(
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2006-04-06, 11:50 PM #14
No.
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2006-04-07, 12:26 AM #15
in before the lock/ban/edit.
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2006-04-07, 12:43 AM #16
oh, and those kittens are so purrrrdy.
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2006-04-07, 1:14 AM #17
Awww, kitties.
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2006-04-07, 1:22 AM #18
Originally posted by Delphian:
The little black one is actually a panther cub!!!


I think this is true. In time you will see the feeding costs skyrocket...

They look very cute.
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2006-04-07, 1:24 AM #19
Originally posted by Roach:
No.

HAHAHAHAHAHA... Oh God, I love my Roach.

Kittens that are really feisty are a hoot. They'll attack just about anything, even landfishes.
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2006-04-07, 1:52 AM #20
Hmmm...to bask in the credit for ]-[elle's idea or not...that's quite the dilemma...
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2006-04-07, 1:56 AM #21
]-[ can't do anything about it because he's banned. Just bask in his glory.
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2006-04-07, 2:10 AM #22
Fair enough...Roach is awesome! Yeah, I rule!
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2006-04-07, 2:13 AM #23
He sure does!
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2006-04-07, 3:35 AM #24
Quote:
Kyyooooottt! Why are the black and white one's back feet deformed, though? Or am I imagining things?


It's double pawed. A lot of cats are double pawed, even my kitty has 22 toes (5 on her front paws and 6 on her back). It's cute, she has bunny feet ^_^

[http://glassofstfu.com/kitty00.jpg]

(One of them looks more deformed than cute in that picture, but I assure you it isn't deformed at all :p)
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2006-04-07, 4:55 AM #25
LITTLE PURRY DOGS

i dont like cats they poop in my garden and kill birds.

my advice is to hit them from a young age, to make them timid.
2006-04-07, 6:20 AM #26
dont listen to spe, he's a violent drunk.


Feed the cats lasagne, with red wine. Goes down a treat.

Oh, and...


AaaaaaaawwwwwwWWWWWWWWWWWWWwwwwwwww :)
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2006-04-07, 6:32 AM #27
[QUOTE=Mr. Stafford]i dont like cats they... kill birds.
[/QUOTE]

Cats are supposed to kill birds. That's same as saying you don't like humans because they talk or watch TV, or you don't like butterflies because they fly, or you don't like trees because they grow, or you don't like owls because they hunt moles, or you don't like Brian because he runs this site. All they do it naturally. They can't help it, and that's it.

However, considering that, and considering humans and cats, and the basic nature of things, one very important thing is essential to remember: Just like cats are natural hunters and killers, humans as a part of the order primates and Hominoidea superfamily are supposed to endlessly and infinitely torment, pester, and tease cats. That's the basic nature of humans.
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2006-04-07, 6:33 AM #28
Originally posted by lassev:
That's same as saying you don't like humans because they talk


Mr. Stafford doesn't like that.
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2006-04-07, 6:41 AM #29
they can feel free to kill birds, but leave a dead one in my garden so i have to sort it out, then next cat that is cheeky enough to come into my garden, or even crap there, gets a kick in the ribs.
2006-04-07, 6:43 AM #30
I'm surprised they're already weened, but the people probably thought it was more humane to dump'em after weening. Model people. :rolleyes:

The black one is awesome though, I wish one of our cats looked like that.
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2006-04-07, 7:10 AM #31
Wow those are some really nice kitties right there. ^_^
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2006-04-07, 10:48 AM #32
Originally posted by quesadilla_red:
I thought everyone needed to know this, so that's why I posted it. Any advice on young kitten (2-3 weeks?) care would be helpful!


I heard they are good with ketchup.
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2006-04-07, 10:57 AM #33
AWESOME.

Who brought the grill?
D E A T H
2006-04-07, 11:21 AM #34
That picture is so damn cute!

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